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So? I once looked at a hedge. Whats your point? |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Glasgow, Scotland |
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| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | May 18, 2008 (147 days back) |
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About Me |
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| A few things- -I have broken my nose twice. First time was a bike/hill/metal bars type affair. Left my nose bent to the side. My mum told me to "Shut up, and stop crying", so she never took me to get it reset. Luckily, the basketball to the face I got a few years later straightened it out. -Breaking your nose is no where near as painful as puncturing your ear drum. -I hate cheese. The smell, look, taste, texture. I used to be afraid to let it touch me but I’ve since conquered that fear. -I once slammed a door in David Bellamy's face. -When I was a kid, I was given Edward Gorey books. One was about a couple who kidnapped and killed children. The man drowned and the woman ended up in jail, going mad and licking spots on the wall. Another was about a sewing kit. As charming as that sounds, it wasn’t. The sewing kit was suicidal so it was a book about needles and cotton reels throwing themselves off the side of a table saying "woe is me". -Another book I was given was "Struwwelpeter". It had stories like the one about a boy who always sucked his thumb. His parents told him not to, or the Scissor Man would get him. He ignored them and sure enough, the Scissor Man came. And cut off all his fingers. Harsh. I sucked my thumb at the time, so had to get one of my sisters to hide the book behind a wardrobe. Incidently, this book turned up on Clive Barkers A to Z of Horror on TV a few years back. -I like tomato soup, I love tomato sauce. But I don’t like tomatoes. -I think Futurama is funnier than the Simpson’s. -Nicholas Lyndhurst, Tre Cool and Keith David all freak me out so much that if they appear on TV, I have to switch it off. Look at Nicholas Lyndhurst and tell me that that is just not plain wrong. -I was once in the car with my family when we hit ice and went off the side of a mountain. It wasn't as exciting as it sounds. -I was once on the Greenpeace ship to go whale watching. There were no whales, so I drank all their Orangina. -Cotton Eye Joe is possibly the worst thing I have EVER heard in my life. -The first joke I can remember telling involved a nun called Fanny Green becoming a stripper. -My dad once rented Robocop thinking it was a family film. I saw ED-209 kill that guy at the beginning before being sent to bed. I still can't watch it. -I think Scientology was probably a joke that went to far and now no one wants to back down and admit it. -My favourite numbers are 4 and 7, therefore I particularly like the numbers 47, 474, etc. Not as fond of 74 though. -I once threw a rock and it cracked off a kids head. This is worth mentioning because I threw it from a greeeeeaat way away, and because of the noise it made when connecting. I was upset. I aimed for his face. -I HATE Ska. -My favourite colour is red. That is all... MySpace Layouts .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS -- Which NIN album are you? The Downward Spiral |
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My Interests |
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| Vodka, smoking, video games, art, belgian music (fuck you, it's good), randomness. | |
I'd like to meet:Trent Reznor, Ray Liotta, Bruce Campbell, Tom Barman, The Strike Team (if they existed outside of The Shield), Vincent Gallo, Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Owen Wilson, Ricky Gervais.Failing that, just some cool, groovy, funny people. |
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Music:Nine Inch Nails, dEUS, Death From Above 1979, Beck, Millionaire, PJ Harvey, Soulwax, Jeff Buckley, Evil Superstars, Peaches, Dead Man Ray, Zita Swoon, We Are Scientists, Queens Of The Stone Age, Juliette & The Licks, The Rapture, 1000 Homo DJs, Robots In Disguise, The Faint, Cansei De Ser Sexy. |
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Movies:Goodfellas, Donnie darko, Fight Club, Rear Window, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, La Haine, Wonder Boys, Serenity. |
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Television:The Shield, The Wire, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, Firefly, Nip/Tuck, The Mighty Boosh, Family Guy. |
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Books:Dont like fiction, only biographies like Oliver Reed, Bill Hicks... |
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Heroes:Bill Hicks, Oliver Reed, Chris Morris, Trent Reznor, Vic Mackey, Omar Little, Shane Vendrell, Chuck Norris. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Slave |
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My Friends |
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nine inch nails, Sarah, Mr The Scoat, Baron P, dEUS, The Faint, The Rapture, Robots in Disguise, We Are Scientists, CSS, PSM3 Magazine, Dr. Christian Troy, Nathan Fillion, millionaire, Juliette and the Licks, Beck, Tommy Lee, Henry Rollins, Steve-O, Zach, Peaches, SOULWAX, JUSTICE, SebastiAn, VTG, REVL9N - official, PONEY PONEY, The Dark Enigma™ (Dazed and Confused!), Ben!, funk sinatra, metalkitten
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