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 Damienne's Profile |
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I'm awesomely awesome. |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 4" |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 13, 2008 (532 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Girl with pretty face and fat ass develops humor as a protection mechanism. It goes too far. Girl moves to Los Angeles, girl goes to World Famous Comedy Store!! three weeks later girl visits Oregon for the first time...girls arm gets ripped off...oops! girl went back on stage just 35 days later. What I love about comedy is the responsibility. If you suck, YOU sucked! No one sucked for you (although I'm a fan of that) There is only yourself to depend on...so when you rock the house...also YOU. I don't have trust issues or anything though... Come see me. I'll bet you my left hand that I'm funny.Actor, incredible voice-over talent, singer, philanthropist, writer and all around great human being.Oh. The arm thing? Well, here goes.I really love cheetos. That's it. That's the story. I am a funny stand up comic, who moved to Los Angeles with two arms, then once on a really hectic day running from audition to audition, I stopped to get a bag of Cheetos (crunchy) out of a vending machine and they wouldn't fall. I shook the machine, but to no avail, so I reached up in there and... Oh wait, this is Los Angeles...it was a Clif Bar...that I was trying to eat on my way to Pilates, after I left spin class, and I was travelling by doing walking lunges, after I trained in the morning, after my egg white omlet. So yeah, I was reaching up for the Clif bar and my arm got ripped off. Come on. You don't believe that DO you?It was a shark.Duh. | |
My Interests |
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| Music, Film, SuicideGirls. Spinning, Art, writing, | |
I'd like to meet:Everyone! People that look at the world in all of it's seriousness and find a way to laugh! Or at least be really sarcastic... |
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Music:Nina Simone, AC/DC,Tom Waits, Joan Jett, The CRAMPS!,Cyndi Lauper,The Sounds, Peaches, Snow Patrol,Dead Kennedys (I side with Jello) The Damned, Morphine, Portishead, Massive Attack, GBH, Crass, Bjork, Annie Lennox, Radiohead, Social Distortion, Devil Doll, Coldplay, Nick Cave, Dresden Dolls, Goldfrapp, AC/DC (yes twice),Motley Crue, Tori Amos, Ramones, Fear, Skunk Anansie, Aretha, Billie Holiday,R.L. Burnside, Catpower, Moby,Face to Face, Bad Religion, and many many more.... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | RADness |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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The Nubs 1st birthday... |
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| This is SO worth a re-post. Back to basics, kittens.
Sunday, 2004
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My Nubby's Birthday... Current mood: touched
The one year anniversary of my arm getting ripped off is tomor... Posted by Damienne on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:14:00 PST |
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Love |
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| I recently saw a clip of an interview with Sting, where he was asked about his relationship and monogamy and the quote below is what he said.
"I want to die with her still loving me.
I think t... Posted by Damienne on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:23:00 PST |
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AIDS Life Cycle 7, rider 5777! |
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| As previously established in an earlier blog, I am doing the 2008 AIDS ride. AIDS Life Cycle 7- the operative word being LIFE.
Read my very idealistic homepage and make a donation, pretty please!... Posted by Damienne on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:03:00 PST |
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Bisexual???/FORNICATE in '08! |
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| I get SO much flack for being bisexual- surprisingly (to me) a lot of it is from the Gay community. I believe in human rights. I don't believe in human rights with a few reservations or clauses. You e... Posted by Damienne on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:45:00 PST |
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You know its hard out here for a gimp... |
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| Are you fucking kidding me?
I sooo want this to be funny, but I'm fuming! My accident was four years ago- I declined to get a handicapped parking plate or placard because I felt that I was let my legs... Posted by Damienne on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:09:00 PST |
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Flash Dance--- Remember when? |
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| Flash Dance
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"Can I start again?"
Ah that one little line, uttered at the beginning of the audition scene in Flash... Posted by Damienne on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:37:00 PST |
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What was great about 2007- |
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| My arm didn't get ripped off. Posted by Damienne on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:26:00 PST |
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Life as Pacman |
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| Let's just say (hypothetically of course) you fall into some sort of horrible rut and find yourself awake night after night after night. You find yourself paralyzed and procrastinating and unable... Posted by Damienne on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST |
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2008- the one that’s shaped like me! |
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| It's time for a NEW YEAR everybody! Thank God! 7 certainly wasn't lucky for me. I feel as though I've lost something this past year- something I can't seem to get back or replace; and then I... Posted by Damienne on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:57:00 PST |
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AIDS Ride 2008 |
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| Okay my friends...shit.
I just registered for the AIDS ride 2008. It's 545 miles! I am nervous and I don't know if I can do it. AIDS affects so many people...I'm gonna try.
We ALL like to have sex...n... Posted by Damienne on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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connie, T, Sandra Valls, Hollywood Improv, Mia X, Leslie, Rebecca, Bad Ass Frank, AngeL11:11A, El_Pulpo, DLysh, Shadow Battalion Bike Club, ☮LOVELEIGH☮ Getting ready for Stanford..., Todd Munson, Cho, AFTER MIDNIGHT MIKE, Erin the Comedian, rachel, Toni, CHACON, Marisha~Ten, Tina, Victor, Maisie, Allison Dynamite, Sarah Rose, Steph, Bike Life, Chantal Carrere, Lady S, Sarah, CRAZY GEMINI, Ana, ALM~, yang5788, MCHgr, Daniel, Case, Submit, Dana J., Rachelle, ♛★SLeEpY☆♛ 幸福眠 OffiCiaL MySpaCe PaGe, Dian Bachar: Ultimate Edition, neil, Lindsay, ~G~
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