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I want POPEYES... do do do dododo do do... I wan't POPEYES! |
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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
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| BodyType: | Body builder |
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| Last Login: | Jul 1, 2008 (69 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Yo! The names Chris and I'm an artist studying the fine art of painting here in Philly where I was born and raised. Figurative and religious paintings get me all moist and tingly down there, and the Renaissance period makes me giggle and blush like an Asian hooker. Also, I studied piano from when I was a kid. Now, I just play retarded, fat-girl, pop songs that sound obnoxious when I'm sloppy-drunk! I can also do a really disgusting "tranny" voice with a thick Latin accent, which almost landed me a job as a phone sex operator. I'm pretty much just a silly bastard most of the time, except for when Extreme Makeover (Home Addition) is on, that always makes me lumpy in the throat. I've got a filthy mouth, I'm petrified of pigeons and I hate smelly people who don't wash their ass!
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I'd like to meet:Your MOM ... or maybe your DAD ... ______________________________________________________ ART GALLERYPaul Gassenheimer. . . . .Vincent Van Gogh. . . . .Caravaggio. . . . .John Singer Sargent. . . . .Dogs Playing Poker. . . . .Edouard Manet. . . . .Paul Cadmus. . . . .Frida Kahlo. . . . .Chuck Close. . . . .Tamara Lempicka. . . . .Marcel Duchamp. . . . .Simmie Knox. . . . .Andy Warhol. . . . .Salvador Dali. . . . .Thomas Eakins. . . . .Artemisia Gentileschi. . . . .Nelson Shanks |
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Television:DEAD FAMOUSGHOST HUNTERS |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Hometown: | South Philly |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | student/underwear model |
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Yo soy La Pequeña... |
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| ...Prohibida!
...Shania Twain!
....Amy Winehouse
...Amy Winehouse part 2
...Hillary Clinton
...Hillary Clinton
... Posted by Chris on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:18:00 PST |
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Dog MURDERER... Please sign petition... |
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| Click the link below to sign the petition to stop this asshole from killing innocent dogs:
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http://www. m... Posted by Chris on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:09:00 PST |
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