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 *simply Alyxandra*'s Profile |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Seattle, Washington |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | May 21, 2008 (551 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I am the ultimate Gemini with more than two sides. I wear cat ears obsessively and yes I purr. I like shanking people, it makes me happy. I LOVE cute underwear and change them compulsively. I change my profile picture almost as much as I change my underwear. I am a hair product junkie and am addicted to Anti-Snap. If you feel the need to talk to me, just do so, but DONT be an idiot about it. I shank idiots. I have a habit of watching the same movie up to ten times in a row, just so I dont have to pick a new one. I AM A PERVERT, but that doesnt mean I want to see a picture of your dick. I DONT like penises, they gross me out. to all the men out there that think they can change lesbians into straight girls...give up now, while you've still got your "dignity." I love my cats and my tonya. so FUCK YOU. and have a nice day. my adorable neice Riley! DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO FUCK ON COCAINE? |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:and now for who I DONT want to meet: Im not interested in hanging out in person unless i already know you. Im not interested in meeting people who think saying hey weve never spoken before but we should hook up, get drunk n fuck is a way of being nice. Im not interested in meeting retards, if you dont have something intelligent to say to me, dont bother. The only way Ill deny a friend request is if Im sent a message that makes me want to puke or gag or feel unpleasant in any way. Im not on here to win a popularity contest, Im here to keep in contact with some friends and potentially meet some cool new .. friends. I go to a lot of shows, so if you see me dont be shy, Im not really a bitch, Im actually quite nice....Im just not down for meeting people randomly from the internet. So if youve got something interesting to say to me, by all means....say it....but make sure its interesting. I CANT stress that enough. I have a VERY short attention span, so dont bore me. And, btw....Ive got beer and a hotel room all I need is you, is not something interesting. |
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Music:music is the only thing that makes me smile.to name a few..... acumen nation. AFI. ani difranco. a perfect circle. atmosphere bayside. beatles. beautiful creatures. big bad voodoo daddy. billy idol. the birthday massacre. bjork. bloodhound gang. bob marley. britney spears. the cardigans. christina aguilara. coal chamber. cold. collide. counting crows. cruxshadows. the cure. david bowie. depeche mode. djacucrack. dope. dream theater. duran duran. electric six. eminem. everclear. faith no more. fall out boy. fantomas. faster pussycat. fear factory. fleetwood mac. flogging molly. frank sinatra. goo goo dolls. green day. guns n roses. gwen stefani. hawthorne heights. HIM. hooverphonic hungry lucy. ill nino. incubus. james blunt. janes addiction. jay-z. jefferson airplane. joe satriani. the killers. killingbird. KMFDM. lacuna coil. lenny kravitz. london after midnight. lords of acid. lovage. lovehammers. madonna. marcy playground. marylin manson. mindless self indulgence. ministry. mother love bone. mr bungle. my epiphany. NIN. nirvana. opiate for the masses. oldies. panic at the disco. pink floyd. poe. portishead. prince. prodigy. rammstein. rick springfield. saviour machine. seraphim shock. she wants revenge. skunk anansie. slayer. static x. steve vai. sublime. suicide holiday. TATU. tea party. tenacious d. too much joy. tori amos. trans-siberian orchestra. type o negative. vain. vast. velvet acid christ. vnv nation. we are scientists. ying yang twins. zombie. 50 cent. 80's glam and hair metal. 80's pop. 90's grunge. |
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Movies:again to name a few..... About a Boy A Hard Days Night by the Beatles American History X Alice in Wonderland Almost Famous Batman(all of them) Beauty and the Beast Bella Loves Jenna(yes, its PORN!) Benny & Joon Better Than Chocolate Bill and Ted's journeys and adventures Blow Boiler Room Cecil B. Demented Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Charlies Angels Constantine Corky Romano The Crow Dead Poets Society Dirty Dancing Don Juan DeMarco Donnie Brasco Donnie Darko Dr. Caligari Edward Scissorhands Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Fight Club Finding Nemo Forest Gump From Hell Garden State Ghost World Gia Gone With the Wind Grease and Grease 2 Hackers Harry Potter (all) Hedwig and the Angry Inch Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Ice Age Independance Day Interview with a Vampire Inuyasha Kids Kill Bill Vols 1 & 2 Kiss the Girls Knockaround Guys Labrynth The Last Unicorn Life or Something Like It The Little Mermaid The Little Princess The Lord of the Rings Trilogy The Mask Meet Joe Black Moulin Rouge Much Ado About Nothing Natural Born Killers Neapoleon Dynamite Never Been Kissed Nightmare Before Christmas Not Another Teen Movie Office Space Once Upon a Time in Mexico Original Sin Pirates of the Caribbean Pretty Woman The Princess Bride Pulp Fiction Queen of the Damned Rocky Horror Picture Show The Rundown Saving Private Ryan Secret of Nimh Secret Window Something About Mary The Stepford Wives remake Swingers That Thing You Do This Girls Life Tomb Raider (both) Tommy by the Who Top Gun Troy Velvet Goldmine The Wedding Singer With Honors 8 mile 8mm |
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Television:Animal PlanetAqua Teen Hunger Force Bewitched Discovery Channel Dog Shows I Love Lucy Inuyasha Judging Amy Law and Order Law and Order-SVU The L word My Wife & Kids OZ Perfect Hair Forever Six Feet Under South Park TV Land Weeds Wrestling |
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Books:Anything written by ShakespeareDaVinci Code Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood The Harry Potter Series Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (including the Hobbit) Robert Jordan Books |
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Heroes:my mom and my Tonya. Plain and simple. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | Chicago-love |
| Occupation: | vaginal ninja in training |
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My Blog |
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kitty needed home, kitty found home, kitty ran away from home |
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| So, i found out that one of the kitties who i found a home for when i left is now mia. the details are fuzzy and slightly suspicious, but he is no longer there.all i hope is that he is having fu... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:44:00 PST |
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I heart Seattle |
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| I absolutely love seattle, for those of you who have not heard my take on the city yet....ITS FUCKING AMAZING! But dont tell anyone, cuz if everyone thinks its as cool as i do, then all the assh... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:48:00 PST |
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boredom |
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| So Im at the Prezs house n full of energy but she ahs fallen asleep so i figured id update some of these silly quiz things for the fuck of it...hehe enjoy....
51 Things About Me1. Spell your name back... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:42:00 PST |
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Kitties need homes! |
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| Hi everyone im just writin cuz as many of you know im moving to seattle in a little over a month, and I currently have 4 cats. I can only take one of them with me and I have found a home for one... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:24:00 PST |
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next stop.....SEATTLE |
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| so i dont have a lot of time but i wanted to hop on and let everyone know that i am still alive and kickin...
ive found my purpose in life and its to be a tree hugging environmental hippie! haha... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST |
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APARTMENT!!!!! |
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| I finally did it!!! I got my own apartment. No more crazy roommates. No more "oh sorry i dont have my share of the rent this month" No more "hey guys I gotta be at work at 7 co... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:39:00 PST |
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you know im bored when.... |
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| so first i stay up until what three am or so watching adult swim cuz lisa has cable n im at lisas and that is cool. and then i am woken up at 5:11 am by my ex who just felt the need to call me a... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST |
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fuckin tweakin |
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| So im sittin here at shortly after 1 in the AM typing a blog and i decide to go check something out on another page before i finish it. and it was not considerably long, but not quite short eith... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:20:00 PST |
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ive been productive all day, now im being lazy |
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| 1.NAME A FRIEND WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "k"Kerri2. NOW NAME SOMETHING THAT REMINDS YOU OF THEM:the beach at night3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEARdunno....have to think about that....4. WERE YOU A L... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:01:00 PST |
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more mindless boredom |
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| 1. What's your name? what do you want it to be?2. If you could live forever, would you? depends.....am i a vampire??3. What time is it? 10:41PM4. Do you have anything in your pocket? I don't have pock... Posted by *simply Alyxandra* on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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T. Leigh [ley], Rick, My Burning Pixie Productions, Christina, LISA, AdRiAnA, Lale, Christina, ~X Devil X Grrl X~, SkUnKeNsTeiN, **** Star ****, The Prez, (iM the DREAM) iM the1* {iM the rEaSoN u cum}, Jason, Mike, the one who gets away, Kari, Tricia, White Mocha, carly jean, ~julee~, Lindsay Taylor © LT, Program The Dead, Nutcracker Suite Electronique, Lil' Ole Wine Drinker Me, ~Sarah~, Former King, Krissy, Kerri, love me or hate me either way you r thinking of me, Geooorge!!, +Cindy+ Musicians <3 Me, Starr, seban, SKINNY LITTLE BITCH IS CRAZY?, marikate, *♥Mz. FliRtZz*!!*, Turkish Delight, if life were a picture mines would still be blurry, ☠☆Far From Perfect☆☠™, Man Made Man [New Song Up/New Layout!], *~KARI~*, JohnMARK (supernatural)
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