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 FRONT Magazine's Profile |
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Officially the best magazine on planet Earth |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Height: | 0' 1" |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 13, 2008 (120 days back) |
About Me |
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OUR LATEST ISSUE, FRONT 119 IS SO BRILL IT WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND STUFF EM UP YOUR NOSE. Available in all good newsagents. If your newsagent does not have it, he or she is not a good newsagent. Front magazine has been corrupting people through excessive swearing, drinking, ogling and general piss-poor behaviour since 1998. AT LAST, WHAT YOU ALL DESERVE - BEHOLD SIM-WISE TV: |
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My Interests |
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| Sexy ladies, toilet humour, criminal capers, impractical practical jokes, swearing, arrogance, tasteless jokes, shit like that. TO ADVERTISE IN FRONT CONTACT: ed@frontarmy.co.uk or message us on the MySpace ALT GIRL - FRONT'S NEW MODEL COMP THE GIRLS OF FRONT Well, some of them. |
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I'd like to meet:Readers of our fine publication, individuals who aren't complete turds, and beautiful ladies.We are always on the look out for lovely girls for our Make Me A Star feature. Why not send us your sexy pics right now? The hottest lasses will be invited to London for a photoshoot to appear in the mag. FRONT is a UK men's lifestyle mag based in sunny London. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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SEXY NEW ISSUE IN YA FACE - MEET PAGE 3s FAMOUS FIVE |
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| Oh my God, FRONT readers: another month has passed, which can mean only one thing. That's right, another issue of FRONT will be soon whacking you in the balls and wobbling your tits to almost mesmeric... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Wed, 28 May 2008 08:02:00 PST |
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GUESS WHOS ON OUR NEW COVER |
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| The new issue of FRONT is just days away. Seven days, in fact. That's a tormenting seven days of anguish as the entire nation from granny to bin man tries to guess just who's on the cover. Of course, ... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:55:00 PST |
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BEHIND-THE-SCENES SEXY VIDEO MAGIC WITH SAMMIE |
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| Rejoice, for here is the greatest video ever videoed:
Thank us later. First, run down to the newsagent and buy some fucking magazines. Love ya!... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:47:00 PST |
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FRONT 118 STARRING SAMMIE WILL MAKE YOU KISS IT |
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| Hello friends, You lucky, lucky bastards. By being alive at this particular time, you get to experience the greatest achievement of mankind FRONT 118 . That's right, our new issue is better than ... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:04:00 PST |
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CALLING ALL INDIE GIRLS, EMO SEXPOTS AND ROCK CHICKS |
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| We've got a new model competition starting next month in FRONT. We're looking for the sexiest indie, emo and rock girls out there, because we're well bored of peroxide blonde ladies with plastic boobs... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:12:00 PST |
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GET YOUR STUPID FACE IN FRONT |
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| Want to be in the best mag in the world? (That’s FRONT, not Horse & Hound to any dicksplashes out there).We’ve got a new page from next issue where you can send us any old shit and we&rsqu... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST |
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ISSUE 117 WITH SEXY STUDENT SEREN: BEST THING EVER |
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| That’s right, issue 117 hits shelves on March 28th and will is so good it will explode the head of everyone who reads it. Seriously, it’s quite dangerous.This could be like fucking BSE al... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST |
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FRONT 116, FEATURING BRITAIN'S SEXIEST GIRLS, IS BRILLIANT AND OUT NOW |
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| That's right, good citizens. We've only gone and done it. We've only gone and outdone ourselves yet a-fucking-gain, bringing out the single greatest issue of any magazine to have ever existed since Si... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 04:33:00 PST |
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OUR NEW ISSUE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCKING EAT |
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| Evening all,That's right, FRONT 115 is currently kicking the shit out of other magazines on shelves all over the country. If you've already got it, good work. If you haven't bought it yet, put your ... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:36:00 PST |
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SEXY KITTY LEA WALLPAPER - YOURS FOR NOWT |
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| Sorry, but we're still working on making real Kitty Lea wallpaper to cover the walls of your house with her well ace sexiness. In the meantime though, why not just download our sexy (and uncensored) K... Posted by FRONT Magazine on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:37:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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S I M - W I S E, J A M M Y F C U K E R, Ghostfest 2008, Kitty Lea, Pussycat Pinups Photography © by Beth Cocuzzi, x zoe bean x, ♫☠becca☠♫, andy, Save_US_326, Elliot LunaKing, shelby, Del-icious, Princess Punkatron, Hannah Louise Newman, Little Susie, Kaylee, jonMOSS [insert cool myspace name here], tape 21 beats, Calley Westwood, emma, Loren, Sammy-Lee, wrestling 365, Vagabond Skills, Heels Over Head, BATCAT!™, YOU MAKE ME VOMIT♥ [Is At HOME!!!], Johnathan, Christian, The Vehicle Field (new song/layout up soon), D is for Dominique ., RachelRapture, The Real Sam Booty, Dave, Hood Honey Gear, Dreams of the Damned, ___JustJordan™, Dane, Mav, Charlotte, Stuart, JACK GREAVES, tR@!T0r™ {is no cunt}!*, Niall, [[ Miss Bokor ]], PegiSkye;
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