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Baldino's Profile

Anything less than the best is a felony

Age: 28 years old
Sex: Male
Location: Somerville, Alabama
Country: United States United States
Height: 5' 10"
BodyType: Athletic
Zodiac: Libra Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Last Login: Jun 15, 2007 (440 days back)
I am Here For Dating, Friends and Networking.
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About Me

I just smoke motherfuckers like it ain't no thang: I'd give my left nut to be half this awesome:

My Interests

Offering my throat to the wolf with the red roses on hot summer nights; taking bubble baths with my pants on; treating objects like women; cosmetology.

I'd like to meet:

The girls on the block with the nasty curls wearing padded bras sucking beers through straws, and the man in the black pajamas - a worthy fuckin' adversary.. width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

John Fahey, Django Reinhardt, Johnny Thunders, New York Dolls, Madonna, Steely Dan, Donna Summer, Slayer, De La Soul, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Guns n' Roses, Jabe, The Benders, Robert Wilkins, Mississippi John Hurt, Neil Diamond, Dion, Elvis Presley, Cat Stevens, Jackson 5, Justin Timberlake, AC/DC, Kelly Clarkson, Miles Davis, Grant Green, Gabor Szabo, Bob Wills, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Fleetwood Mac, David Bowie, Faces, Rod Stewart, Misfits, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Sharon Isbin, Buddy Guy, Velvet Underground, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, James Brown, Funkadelic, Parliament, Serge Gainsbourg, Toots and the Maytals, Burning Spear, The Congos, Public Enemy, Nas, Jay-Z, Louis Jordan, Jelly Roll Morton, Metallica, Megadeth, Albert Ayler, Earth Wind and Fire, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Glenn Gould, The Who, Led Zeppelin, B.B. King, Freddie King, Albert King, Albert Collins, Stax/Volt, Motown, Doo Wop, Everly Brothers, Jimmy Reed, Elliott Smith, Tom Petty, The Raspberries, Flying Burrito Brothers, Gram Parsons, The Flatlanders, Gillian Welch, Kossy Sisters, Andrews Sisters, LL Cool J, Run-DMC, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Journey, Hall and Oates, Big Star, Replacements, Damone, Waltham, Skip James, Charley Patton, Lonnie Johnson, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Gun Club, X, Buddy Holly, Prince, Flat Duo Jets, Black Sabbath, John Coltrane, Carter Family, KISS, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Cramps, Junior Kimbrough, Wes Montgomery, Wu-Tang Clan, Motorhead, Gustav Holst, Bela Bartok, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Gladys Knight, Candi Staton, Black Sheep, Bert Jansch, Davy Graham, T-Bone Walker, Paul Pena, DJ Shadow, Boards of Canada, Autechre, Link Wray, Santo & Johnny, Blind Willie Johnson, Snooks Eaglin, Dion, Alice Cooper, The Cure, New Order, The Smiths, Morrissey, Pet Shop Boys, Warsaw, Duran Duran, Elton John, Guided By Voices, Nico, Queen, Bobby "Blue" Bland

Movies:

Woody Allen, Johnny Depp, Big Lebowski (Coen Bros. in general), Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pootie Tang, Kung-Fu Hustle, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, blaxploitation, Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf, The Graduate, Mean Girls, Shampoo, documentaries

Television:

The Dog Whisperer, I Love Lucy, The Patty Duke Show, 24, Lost, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Depserate Housewives, Sex & the City, Freaks & Geeks, My So-Called Life, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Looney Tunes, (cartoons in general), What Not To Wear, Beauty and the Geek, anything involving Richard Dawson, Twilight Zone (Rod Sterling & 80s versions), Felicity, Gilmore Girls, Ben Stiller Show, Ren & Stimpy, Get A Life, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, In Living Color, Cheers, Night Court, Golden Girls, 21 Jump Street, Nip/Tuck

Books:

Please Kill Me, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Salinger, Hubert Selby Jr., Dostoyevsky, Bulgakov, David Sedaris, Pablo Neruda, Vonnegut, Camus, Shakespeare, Tennessee Williams, Milan Kundera, Alex Haley, Iceberg Slim, Donald Goines, Deepak Chopra, Steinbeck, Kerouac, Thomas Mann, Mark Twain, Raymond Chandler, Jim Thompson, Hunter S. Thompson, Ginsberg, Murakami, Nick Tosches, Zen/Tao, Existentialism, biographies, autobiographies, liner notes

Heroes:

Richard Dawson, Tony Roberts, Frank Abagnale Jr., Neil Strauss, Cesar Millan, Jay-Z, Serge Gainsbourg, Andrew W.K. .. width="425" height="350" ...... width="425" height="350" ....

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Sutton, MA
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Children: Love kids, but not for me
Education: College graduate
Occupation: Secretary of Keeping It Real; hairdresser
Income: $250,000 and Higher

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My Blog

More Andrew W.K. in The Onion

.. start main content --> Love this guy's attitude, wish he was the angel/devil on my shoulder: Interview Andrew W.K. Interviewed by Josh ModellMarch 20th, 2007 Andrew W.K. emerged into p...
Posted by Baldino on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST

Onion AV Club Andrew WK interview

I fucking loooooooooooooove Andrew WK's attitude about everything. I just love Andrew WK in general. The Onion: Could we start by having you tell your life story? Andrew W.K.: Well, I was bo...
Posted by Baldino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vice: I Call Bullshit

Just shit I like to read relatively frequently that I'm gonna put here so's I don't have to search around for it 'cause I'm lazy like that. I CALL BULLSHIT...ON TONS OF STUFF This stewardes...
Posted by Baldino on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Friends

Django Reinhardt, Debra, Neil Diamond, WALTHAM, M.I.A., Tomo Fujita, JABE, Johnny Thunders, Kid Nice, Morrissey, X, Sera, Slim Harpo, Justin Timberlake, baby bok choy, John Fahey, Floyds on Mass Ave, Boston - Rockn'Roll Barber, Jug Simple, captain beefheart, Dog Whisperer, YACHT ROCK, David Lee Roth, Julz, rahsaan roland kirk, johnny, Sara, G-N-SS-S w/ WINGS, +anngelle+, Emilia-Jane, Kristen, Sufi Soul, Barack Obama in 2008!, amanda, The One True Bone Daddy!!!, kateastrophe, Fine I'll use my real name Laura, Elizabeth*, Kerry, Gold Star for Robot Girl, Kylie Minogue Layouts, derek kerswill, Leaf Hound, Sandy Bird, Composite Acoustics, .:¤-the audacity of fate-¤:., bob, Jenna-italia* She holds you captivated in her palm

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mississippi john hurt, guns n roses, new york dolls, johnny thunders, sutton ma, john fahey, django reinhardt, padded bras, robert wilkins, bubble baths, hot summer nights, somerville alabama, left nut, jabe, grant green, straight male, keeping it real, motherfuckers, steely dan, donna summer, gilmore girls, mean girls, pee wees big adventure, pootie tang, what not to wear, patty duke show, richard dawson, looney tunes cartoons, hubert selby jr, bobby blue bland, 21 jump street, david sedaris, nip tuck, johnny depp, depserate housewives, kung fu hustle, beauty and the geek, blaxploitation, duran duran
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