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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Wrong Beach, California |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
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| Last Login: | Oct 18, 2008 (46 days back) |
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About Me |
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Funny things I overhear at bars:
"Sometimes I feel like there's a little guy in my head building shoes" Molly's At The Market, New Orleans - LA "Was that the first word you ever spoke in English?" The Wild Goose, Inglewood - CA "Hey keep that thing on and get me a 6 pack" Galaxy Theatre, Santa Ana - CA "TICONDEROGA BITCH!!!" Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA "You Know if you were drinking more you would be talking less" The V-Room, Long Beach - CA "Oh you can't buy these, we get these specially made in Tijuana, 30 cents an hour" The Doll Hut, Anaheim - CA "Hey, what did Jesus say?" The V-Room, Long Beach - CA "I couldn't pick up a brush and paint a Van Gough or some shit, but it's just cause I don't have the patience for that shit. But I can hold my breath for a really long time though." Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA "You've got to try the pastrami chili cheese fries from next door! It's like a blow job in my mouth. Wait, that's not what I meant." Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA "Ive gotten to the age where I'm really feeling like I need children, cause, you know, I really want to have someone to fuck up." The V-Room, Long Beach - CA "Responsibility Matters" It said this on a the coaster under my drink "You're only as young as the person you're sleeping with" The Anarchy Library, Downey - CA "You're no surfer, cause you're wearing socks with your sandals!" The V-Room, Long Beach - CA "Lucky for you 40's the new 30." Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA I ovedr heard something really , really fuuny tonigh, bu I am really really drunk and for the life of me I can';t remember what itw as. sittin in forn t o fmy computer, Long Beach - CA It's like they're drunk, and I'm outgoing. V-Room, Long Beach - CA They gave me a whiskey and carbonated water. Who does that? Why? Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA I'm not gonna kill no one, but I'll drug someone and hide the body! Fern's, Long Beach - CA That's a great deal. It's like a soar peter, you can't beat it! The Wild Goose, Inglewood - CA Bewtween the bright lights... and somethin or othwer. I don't know, I'm drunk nowe. Right hizzy, fo shizzy Tell em Large Marge sent ya!!! Fern's, Long Beach - CA My boyfriend got a DUI at the drive thru at Tommy's cause he was really drunk and he passed out in the drive thru Alex's Bar, Long Beach - CA He got caught at an altercation at Del Taco Los Amigos Men's Club, Downey - CA |
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My Interests |
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| Tiki (modern day tiki artists like Tiki Diablo, Crazy Al, Miles Thompson), vintage pin-up art (Elvgren, Petty, Vargas), and all kinds of music |
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I'd like to meet:I've actually met her already and she is still a bad ass!!! |
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Movies:The Warriors, They Live, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, City Of Lost Children, Planet Of The Apes |
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Television:Wrasslin |
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Books:1984, Ask The Dust, Pimp |
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Heroes:Myspace Contact Tables |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | LBC |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | town drunk |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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BEWARE--- POLITICS ---BEWARE |
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| I will not be sending any of this stuff out as bulletins as I don't belive in pushing my views on others. I will though just post links here to stories in the news that have caught my eye. I have alre... Posted by Fred, like Flintstone on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:59:00 PST |
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dumbest thing I've heard all week |
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| I hear lot so dumb things so I will continue to update this as they rac"Black people invented ice hockey in Nova Scotchia in the 1800's, and there wasn't any fighting"*********************************... Posted by Fred, like Flintstone on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:13:00 PST |
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What really grinds my gears |
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| These are things that really grind my gears: People who have a fauxhawk (not a real mohawk, just combed up in the middle). Punk rockers who shop at the mall or on Melrose. The guy at the bar who as... Posted by Fred, like Flintstone on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:35:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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josh, The Notorious L.O.U., Juice, Jose G., CRENSHAW KENNY, S, Tiki Diablo, Jack, Sonia, "COACH A", Cirilo aka CWEE, Ava Garter, Angie Pontani,MISS EXOTIC WORLD & MISS CYCLONE!, Lydia McLane, Mickie James, Pink Martini, Psychostar, Devil Doll, SAMBADA, The Wild Goose, VINTAGE TATTOO, pinky t, B-Movie Babe, Spiritscar, Emma, *Jessica*, Becca, ♠ HorrorKitten ♠, Tease-O-Rama, MARIAH, Moana Santana, Ruby Trinket, Anniewondergirl, MONDO CELLULOID, Syndicate Barber Shop, ALEX'S BAR L.B.C., Own Your Friends!, The Lovely Lisa Marie, Sharon, PAZ, Cad La Dave
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