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 J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Ser's Profile |
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To get something you've never had, you are going to have to do things you've never done. |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | ATLANTA, Georgia |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 5, 2008 (539 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| DOIN IN 4 THE HATERS: Vegas All-Star Weekend 2007SOLO LOVES MEI'm Cristal... or Serious, whichever you prefer. I'm one of the biggest oxymorons and the biggest hustlers you'll ever meet... and I'm not talking about hustling niggas cause it's PLAYED ladies. Get off yo ass and make YOUR OWN dreams come true!!! Quit taking pictures for free, modeling is a JOB, NOT a hobby!!! Contrary to popular belief (::cough::Vh1) I am not an egomanic. I'm a businesswoman. I AM my business... so yes I talk about me but if I sold propane like Hank Hill, I'd talk about propane... ALL THE TIME, if I sold drugs like Jeezy, I'd talk about drugs... ALL THE TIME, and if I sold popcorn, I'd talk about popcorn all the time like Orville Reddenbocker... well he's dead... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN! ...or she could just be me! | |
My Interests |
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| Making (and stacking!) my paper, seperating myself from all of these attention whores I'm in this crazy ass industry with, making sure everyone knows (and cops) the SEXIEST calendar of 2007!!! | |
I'd like to meet:The little girls that think I'm just some ::cough:: little girl LOL... The people that thought I was interesting enough to make fake pages for me (kill yourselves, I'm boring as shit), a drink that I couldn't finish, the doctor that delivered me... |
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Music:I really am not a huge rap fan, well at least not anymore... I love old music... Frankie Beverly & Maze, Anita Baker, Earth, Wind & Fire... I love John Mayer... I seriously fucks with Justin Timberlake and Amy Winehouse right nowSIDENOTE: What the fuck is this bitch doing? |
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Movies:Imitation of Life, Lilo & Stich (it was off the chain), Napoleon Dynamite |
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Television:Law & Order CI, King of the Hill, Chapple Show, Family Guy, Top Chef, anything on the Discovery or History Channels (I'm a big ass nerd, by the way) |
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Books:Guerilla Warfare by Che Gueverra |
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Heroes:My mommy! She's beautiful, intelligent, wise, witty, insightful, and cooler than a muthafucka... everything I aspire to be! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Hometown: | Detroit! |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Model/Radio Personality/Full-Time Hustler |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE PUNCHED ME IN THE LIPS... an official Cristal tidbit |
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| Leonard Lauder, chairman of Estee Lauder Cosmetics stated in an article in The New York Times that he has found that when the economy is bad, women tend to buy more lipstick. He speculated the deflat... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:33:00 PST |
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MODESTY is for old people... and other Cristal tidbits Part III |
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| MODESTY is for fat people, old people, and church. I am neither fat, old, or at church so here is a picture of my butt naked ass.And for good measure, here is another.Dammit I am so sick of hearing a... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:35:00 PST |
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2000 and FUCKING seven!!! |
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| 2007. Lucky 7. What can I say that hasn't already been done, been said, been accomplished- or failed, and has materialized into history.As the clock struck 12 on January 1, 2007, my life, well at le... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST |
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MASTERBATION: The Love of Self... a Cristal Tidbit |
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| I lived 23 years on God's green Earth as plain ole Cristal. No nickname. No frills... until one day I got casted on a little unknown reality show called Flavor of Love and this washed up rapper call... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST |
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You remind me of my Jeep... an official Cristal Tidbit! |
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| Jason Flowers is a very smart man. Intelligent, educated, witty, charming- doesn't apply himself to shit- but brilliant none the less. Some girl in the 90s reminded R. Kelly of his Jeep. Not too lo... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:45:00 PST |
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My homegirl Monae gets her first tattoo and we hate myspace WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO! |
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| My homegirl Monae gets a tattoo of her mom's name on her ankle. We were having one of those days so there is a special message encoded in this video... can you figure it out???
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THE SPIRIT OF RICK JAMES LIVES WITHIN ME!!! and other Cristal tidbits Pt.2 |
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| Recently in Vegas, I turned into RICK JAMES behind a bar that did not belong to me with liquor that I did not have any part in purchasing. I forced people I didnt know to drink drinks that they didnt... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST |
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HAVE YOU SEEN MY BODY?!? and other Cristal tidbits... |
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| I'm not an ugly girl. Im kinda funny lookin sometimes but never ugly. Aside from being funny as hell and witty, I also got a damn good degree. Im on the radio and my store opens in July. I could e... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST |
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THOSE STUPID SURVEYS... |
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| Its almost 6 am and I am still up and bored as hell... so what do I do? Take stupid quizzes on the internet... For those of you that care... ENJOY!1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name?NO! No ... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST |
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NEW!!! Chopper City Boys Video |
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| .. width="425" height="350">..>"I can tell..."... Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:53:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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MissLady Original, Jarek, MIA, THE HOUSE OF CHAPPLE INC, SOLO, Lauryn ♥ Big D ♥ Aaliyah, 4-IZE, ThePlaceSobro, be a role MODEL .org, MISS LONDON, Billy Humphrey, Ashley Monae, Go Getters, Cristal Steverson Official FanPage, BIG TREE, sergio, CHARLES "FD", BIG AL/SSP/THE AGS GROUP, WE GOT NEXT, Dj Scorpio, JC--Call Me 678-701-4345, deshun smith photography, GlamaGirls Congrats to Dara on NEW DStacked.com, OGButter (Im a BOSS!!!) Been a Rockstar!!, YOU, Tamika/ Hair and Makeup Artist, E. "THE GEMINI" JUNE 7th baby!!!!!!!!!, KEISHA, SEA Nominations going on NOW!, Deputy Editor of J'ADORE Magazine, Diamond, Eljin- The Spider Monkey™, Kay Clark Casting, im ME..., Personal page of Angelica Lane, I Saved 15% by Switching to Geico U Bitches!!!, the prime number one, Starz™, $ A.C.$, ♥!!C@R3 B3@R $@Y$: $@V3 UR H3@RT!!♥, ♥AriStar.com™♥, Chief Musician~, RaSheed Lateef, $$$Cornelle A.K.A CLS$$$ Make money!, I'm Tha Truth- Why Would I Lie™, BuBBLeGuM EAsE, U Already Know, J.P., Rob Young, Strip, Minthone, BIG FLETCH, angel, Jarrod, MARK, [[CRAZY.BEAUTiFUL]]™, Fly Boi Camp, JJ, "Ball till U fall", ~Sir Tommie~, HANDS ON ENT./COMBIND MINDS INC/BEST OUT PROD., simply priceless, simply niesha, Shah.Heir, ~**v!LLe BoY 4 l!Fe B!tCh**~, (The Real Page of ya boy RELL haven style), V, Newbie, IM HIS MARIAH CAREY N HE MY NICK CANNON LOL!, T as Garfield presents House Of Leo August 15th, 昔話dynasty命, Major Money Entertainment, _SUnSHInE_, Nicflair, Last Time I Checked I Was The Man On These Streets, Joe-Music Group Entertainment,LLC -Celeb Booking, tobias, She made moves on my behalf when i had no bond!!!, Unique Soul, Jaysixx, ♥GOOCHI♥
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