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Director of fine puppet exploitation films. |
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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | San Francisco, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | May 15, 2008 (192 days back) |
About Me |
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| Who am I, you ask? Why, I'm the director of such fine puppet films as The Secret Lives of Sock Monkeys, A Day at the Circus, Baby's Toast and Teddy Bears' Picnic. My website is SILENTBALLYHOO.COM , where you can see the best in puppet exploitation!
My newest film, a gory 1950s satire entitled Eat the Johnsons , is finally finished, and for a limited time, here it is ( You must be 18 or older to view the films below! ): EAT THE JOHNSONS, PART ONE EAT THE JOHNSONS, PART TWO Teddy Bears' Picnic toured with the 2006-2007 SPIKE & MIKE'S SICK & TWISTED FESTIVAL OF ANIMATION , and will hopefully be on their next DVD. EAT THE JOHNSONS TRAILER Like puppets? Like sex? Like violence? Then watch it, buddy! STILLS FROM 'EAT THE JOHNSONS' CAN BE SEEN HERE! SEE THE STILLS AS A SLIDESHOW HERE! Here are some of my earlier films for your viewing pleasure: The Secret Lives of Sock Monkeys A Day at the Circus Baby's Toast |
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My Interests |
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| Films of all kinds - watching, and making 'em, too. Puppets, animation, sideshows, circuses, amusement parks, silent film style and culture between 1900-1930ish. | |
I'd like to meet:People who like this sort of thing. |
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Music:The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Dickies, X-Ray Spex, GWAR, The Gr'ups, Elvis (my hero!), Mojo Nixon, Dead Kennedys, Teen Idols, The Lunachicks, Tilt, The Avengers, Naked Aggression, They Might Be Giants, Skankin' Pickle, The Selecter, Bad Manners, Bodysnatchers, Devo, Dead Boys, Iggy Pop, music generally between 1900-1935. Circus music, calliopes and anything remotely fairgroundish. |
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Movies:Eraserhead, Freaks, Tales from the Gimli Hospital, Careful, anything by the Marx Brothers, Pink Flamingos, Dead Alive, Meet the Feebles, Tale of the Fox, Brazil, Time Bandits, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Delicatessen, Ed Wood, King Kong (1933), Archangel, Female Trouble, Evil Dead 1-3, Twice Upon A Time, The Dark Crystal, Freeway, Akira Kurosawa's Dreams, The Island of Lost Souls, Re-Animator, Blade Runner, Bad Taste, Team America: World Police, D.O.A.: A Rite of Passage (Punk Documentary), Glen or Glenda?, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Elephant Man, Blue Velvet, Happiness of the Katakuris, Creepshow, Flash Gordon, the Mad Max films, Run Lola Run, Forbidden Zone, A Clockwork Orange, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The City of Lost Children, A Trip to the Moon (1902), Planet Terror, the Universal Monster movies (particularly Frankenstein & Bride of Frankenstein), Amicus Horror Anthologies, L'Age d'or, Un Chien Andalou, Lon Chaney films, Cannibal!: The Musical, Orgazmo, Bill and Coo (an all-bird cast!), The Maltese Falcon, Clash of the Titans, Pirates of the Caribbean series, The Specials, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, The Unholy Three (talkie and silent versions), Sin City, the Indiana Jones films, Raising Arizona, the Monty Python films, The Thing (1982), Fight Club, Escape From New York, The Apple, Lobster Man From Mars, Shock Treatment, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Phantom of the Paradise, El Mariachi, Night of the Living Dead, Clerks, Death Race 2000, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, the films of Ladislaw Starewicz, the early Disney films (particularly Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, Pinocchio, Fantasia and Dumbo), silent film in general and anything involving puppets, monkeys or animals dressed as people. If you actually read all of that, I'm impressed. |
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Television:Wonder Showzen, Twin Peaks, Carnivale, 24, Red Dwarf, TV Funhouse, Poirot, The Twilight Zone, My Name is Earl, Tales from the Crypt, Doctor Who, Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp, The Sifl & Olly Show, Robot Chicken, The Prisoner, The Kingdom (Lars von Trier version), Lost, Deadwood, Rome, The Young Ones, South Park, That's My Bush!, Cops (my guiltiest pleasure) and anything involving puppets. |
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Books:1984, Animal Farm, The Phantom Tollbooth, James and the Giant Peach, The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse, Heart of a Dog, anything relating to circuses or sideshows. Comic books of all sorts. |
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Heroes:Mostly film related: David Lynch, Guy Maddin, Terry Gilliam, Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro, The Marx Brothers, Ladislaw Starewicz, Peter Jackson (particularly his early work), Charley Bowers, Ray Harryhausen, Lotte Reiniger, Spike and Mike, Walt Disney, Tim Burton, John Waters, Sam Raimi, Georges Méliès, Fritz Lang, F.W. Murnau, Tod Browning, Lon Chaney Sr., Robert Rodriguez |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Eat the Johnsons Part Two Now Online! |
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| The second, gorier half of the puppet exploitation film is now on my MySpace page! See dolls cut one another up with chainsaws! See them fornicate amongst fountains of blood! See a new version of the ... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:34:00 PST |
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Eat the Johnsons Part One Is Here! |
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| Hey, folks, did you want to see my newest film, the gore-filled 1950s puppet sitcom entitled EAT THE JOHNSONS?Well, you’re gonna see it anyway, goddammit!I’ve helpfully placed it right upo... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:06:00 PST |
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My Q&A with Bizarre Magazine about Eat the Johnsons! |
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| BIZARRE MAGAZINE recently conducted a Q&A with yours truly in regards to the upcoming Silent Ballyhoo film EAT THE JOHNSONS!
CLICK HERE TO READ THE INTERVIEW!... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:42:00 PST |
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EAT THE JOHNSONS Trailer Is Here! |
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| The trailer for the newest Silent Ballyhoo film is here! Warning - puppet nudity and gore!
I tried to embed the trailer, but that didn't seem to work - I did manage to put it on my main page under the... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:24:00 PST |
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The Silent Ballyhoo Store Now Open! |
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| Say, haven't you ever wanted a pin or mug featuring the characters from Teddy Bears' Picnic? Shirts with the Silent Ballyhoo logo? A bumper sticker for the upcoming Silent Ballyhoo film Eat the Johnso... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST |
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EAT THE JOHNSONS Film Stills Are Here! |
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| Hello, my little dumplings. Stills from my newest puppet film EAT THE JOHNSONS can now be seen at the links below! Like 1950s satire? Like massive amounts of sex, violence and gore? Then click away!
... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST |
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Detroit Metro Times Calls Teddy Bears' Picnic... |
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| ..."Even more sadistic [than Fool's Gold] is the puppet piece Teddy Bear Picnic, which somehow manages to turn a skit with cuddly plush toys into a truly gruesome horror show straight out of a Takashi... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST |
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The Houston Press mentions Teddy Bears' Picnic! |
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| They call Teddy Bears' Picnic this year's low point (or high point, depending on your sense of humor) in Spike & Mike's:
http://entertainment.houstonpress.com/search/topPicks.php...
Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST |
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Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted (featuring Teddy Bears' Picnic) in HOLLYWOOD! |
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| Hello, friends.
Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted Festival of Animation starts playing in Hollywood TONIGHT, and runs every weekend at midnight until February 17th! Go and see it, will you?
West ... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST |
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Teddy Bears' Picnic in the new Spike & Mike's Sick & Twisted! |
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| That's right, dear readers - your humble puppeteer's bloody orgy of gluttony is appearing in this year's Spike & Mike's - opening next weekend (October 20th and 21st with both SPIKE and WEIRD... Posted by Justin Bastard Sane on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:24:00 PST |
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