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Go f#&k yourself, Spock |
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| Age: | 32 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Las Vegas, Nevada |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | May 19, 2008 (188 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I'm the other Captain Kirk, Kirk's badass alter ego. Without me, Captain Kirk is an indecisive wimp. On the other hand, without him, I would just be a raging alcoholic. I have always been a part of James T. Kirk except for that one time a transporter accident separated us so I could raise hell, get drunk and attempt to sexually assault Yeoman Rand. Those long dramatic pauses? That's me trying to take over. That makeout session with Ohura? Again, me!
Kirk's adventures and tactics are legendary in the Alpha and Beta Quadrants and continue to be cited well into the 24th century. He had a relaxed and confident style of command, but didn't suffer fools gladly. As Captain Benjamin Sisko said later about him, he had "quite the reputation as a ladies' man". His record with Starfleet's Department of Temporal Investigations was unrivaled, with seventeen infractions. I made Kirk order the Enterprise into multiple blatant violations of the Prime Directive.
Federation schmederation. I make my own goddamn rules
Tribbles go great with Barbecue sauce
Captain Kirk may be dead but I still live .. all, there's a little bit of Evil Kirk in all of us
Evil Kirk out
..I DID NOT edit my profile at themoshpit.cc ,DO NOT check out these Evil Kirk Layouts! |
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My Interests |
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| Romulan Ale, Saurian Brandy, neglecting my offspring | |
I'd like to meet:alien babes. Green hair, purple hair, silver hair it doesn't matter to me |
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Music:Anything awesome: 80's space metal, alternative, a bit of space rap, a bit of space R&B, classical, jazz, but no space country. |
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Television:Futurama, TekWar, TJ Hooker, The Practice, Boston Legal, Priceline.com commercials |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Riverside, Iowa |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | starship captain |
| Income: | $100,000 to $150,000 |
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My Blog |
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Q&A with Captain Kirk 1 |
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| Q&A with Captain Kirkstolen from www.myspace.com/jimkirk69Q: Is Spock good in bed?A: I'm told By Spock's conquests that he's very good, considering that he only gets to get his freak on once every... Posted by evil Kirk on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:25:00 PST |
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The Enemy Within |
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| Finally, here is a description of who I am If you don't already knowfrom www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com:Due to a transporter malfunction, Kirk is split into two separate captainsone wildass, one mil... Posted by evil Kirk on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:51:00 PST |
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IT'S DIGESTION JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT |
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| Shockwaves were sent through the world of outer space yesterday, as it was revealed that Captain James T. Kirk flagrantly misused important Federation technology throughout his hist... Posted by evil Kirk on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:02:00 PST |
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The Prime Directive |
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| The Prime Directive as amended by Evil Kirk As the right of each sentient species to live in accordance with its normal cultural evolution is considered sacred, no Star Fleet personnel may interfere... Posted by evil Kirk on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:15:00 PST |
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Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunk |
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| Top Ten Signs Your Starship Captain is a Drunkfrom Modern Drunkard Magazine 10.) When Spock mind probes him, Spock gets hammered.9.) Wakes up next to a Klingon chick at least once a week.8.) Starts... Posted by evil Kirk on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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