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I'M JOEL,YOU'RE NOT's Profile

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT. DON'T GET IT BIT OFF.

Age: 35 years old
Sex: Male
Location: MURFREESBORO, Tennessee
Country: United States United States
Height: 6' 0"
BodyType: Average
Zodiac: Cancer Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
Last Login: Apr 24, 2008 (171 days back)
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About Me

I'M ON SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT FROM A PARALLEL DIMENSION IN SEARCH OF ANNOYING SHITHEADS...I'VE BEEN QUITE SUCCESSFUL. I PLAY IN A BAND CALLED"THE HELLBILLIES"....AND MY BAND-MATES(WHICH,BY THE WAY..ARE LISTED IN MY TOP 8) AND FRIENDS ARE THE COOLEST HUMANS ON THIS ROCK. OUR FAMILY RULES...I ALSO RUN A LITTLE BUSINESS OUT OF MY GREENHOUSE...AND IT'S NOT WHAT YOU MIGHT THINK.I ENJOY MAKING AND SELLING BONSAI...ALL KINDS.IF YOU'LL FOLLOW T THE "REDEYEBONSAI" LINK BELOW...YOU CAN SEE WHAT I DO.

My Interests

....MY GUITARS...MY FRIENDS....BONSAI...WEIRD CHICKS....MY BAND

I'd like to meet:

NON-ASSHOLES....PLEASE. ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

Music:

EVERYTHING...

Movies:

I CONSUME MOVIES LIKE BEER.FREQUENTLY,A BUNCH, AND OFTEN.ANYTHING SCARY,DOCUMENTARIES. ..

Television:

DON'T WATCH IT.WELL,OK...I WATCH LOST.GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

Books:

TOTAL ESCAPISM...EXCEPT OF COURSE WHEN I'M CRUISING THRU THE THE GOOD BOOK LOOKING FOR SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL TO START EACH AND EVERY BEAUTIFUL DAY THAT WE HAVE BEEN GRANTED. THEN AGAIN,I MIGHT BE BROWSING THRU MY EXTENSIVE COLLECTION OF LATIN SCIENCE AND GEOMETRY JOURNALS. I ALSO ENJOY LEARNING ABOUT DEAD LANGUAGES, BANGLADESH FERTILITY RITUALS... AS WELL AS MY 18TH CENTURY PORN COLLECTION.

Heroes:

COWBOYS AND RENNER...AND THAT FAT GUY WITH THE FAKE LIGHT-SABER ON YOUTUBE.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: In a Relationship
Ethnicity: Other
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: wonderful "CLARKSVEGAS" TN.home to G.I.s & mullets
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Children: Love kids, but not for me
Education: Some college
Occupation: STYLIST( work at TANGERINE on thompson ln.

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My Blog

TOO MANY SMURF-HOUSES.....FOR REAL!

well...let me tell you about a music event i went to in west virginia called "the allgood festival"-  i've been back now for a week or two,and i finally have recovered and have had time...
Posted by I'M JOEL,YOU'RE NOT on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:25:00 PST

the most retarded thing i have ever seen..

ok...so check this out-i'm at a department store,looking for clothes,and i happen to glance over to my left-ladies and gentlemen...there was a mannequin(did i even spell that right?) in a fucking whee...
Posted by I'M JOEL,YOU'RE NOT on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

THE MEANING OF LIFE

FOR MY FIRST BLOG EVER...I SHALL ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN A QUESTION THAT HAS ENTRENCHED MANKIND IN CONFUSION AND DOUBT SINCE THE DAWN OF SELF-AWARENESS...WHAT IS THE MEA.......-I'M GOING TO GO GET A BEER....
Posted by I'M JOEL,YOU'RE NOT on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Friends

The Hellbillies, Trey, Sam, Rachel, Kristen, nan, tncountrygal, Bethany, Jeffrey Joslin, ~Erindipity~, Pamela, Shannon, LAVAMEN, Evelyn, Trish, Laura, The Neon Knight aka SPACE COWBOY FROM OUTER SPACE, Raven Lilly, thePinkGypsy, Jodi, Loretta, ✬✬Timmy✯✬, Carmenasia, Beth, Veronica, Lady Hoot-Holler, Kyra, esperanza, Philly, Heather, Siren

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