OUT OF THE GUTTER's Profile |
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slit |
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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Arkansas |
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| Height: | 8' 11" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
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| Last Login: | Jun 27, 2008 (63 days back) |
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About Me |
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My Interests |
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| Decapitation, oozing wounds, crib disease, hypochondria, Fred Savage, lepers, leopards, Def Leppard, deaf mutes, mutant defeatists, caribou, creative ways to use the word 'fellate,' robots that have no sense of irony, hormones, Mormons, more homes,mobile homes,homosexuals that hate techno, rock operas, taxidermy, emo chicks, Jack Daniels, Mr. T, bears, otters, Charles Bukowski, Charles Manson, Prince Charles, roller derbies, David Blaine, that tiger that almost killed Roy, polio, funky cold medinas, Rocky IV, cash cows, dairy cows, pretty much any kind of cow. And juice boxes. We fucking love juice boxes. | |
I'd like to meet:“Disgusting and without socially redeeming qualities, [OOTG]’s the herpes-ridden juvenile delinquent of all periodicals."" --Charlie Huston, The Shotgun Rule published by Ballatine Books "They call it out of the gutter because it's not going back in that gutter anytime soon. It's on the loose and baring teeth and ready to tear a new hole into the stuttering heart of literary decorum everywhere." --Wayne Alan Brenner, The Austin Chronicle "[OOTG’s} stories are nicely separated in sections of 5, 10, and 20-minute reads. I keep OOTG#1 in the bathroom and OOTG#2 in the living room. Highly entertaining for those with a strong stomach. Very well written." --Jason Thibault, Optimum Wound Comics To purchase copies of Out of the Gutter Magazine or to get information on our submission policies for writers/artists, please visit outoftheguttermagazine.com |
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Heroes:OTG does not believe in heroes. The concept of the hero is a cultural construct designed to mythologize a human ideal that cannot be achieved by "real" people. Throughout history, these icons have been used to enslave societies and force citizens to attempt to replicate the inane performances of their so-called heroes. ---- On second thought, this is AWESOME and here are some of our heroes: Hunter S. Thompson, Jesus, Mussolini, Stephen Colbert, Screech, Laura Bush, Captain Ahab, Pamela Anderson's plastic surgeon, Sir John Falstaff, Paul Marcarelli, Dante, and Joseph Goebbels. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Hometown: | Jonestown, Guyana |
| Occupation: | Chemicals |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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OOTG Party in Houston: June 28th at Murder by the Book! |
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| Out of the Gutter Magazine is having a book signing/party on June 28th, 4:30 pm atMurder By the Book2352 Bissonnet StHouston, TX. 77005713.524.8597murderbooks.comHere is a MAP!Come meet OOTG Pimp, edi... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:28:00 PST |
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UT’s The Daily Texan puts OOTG interview with Chuck Palahniuk’s! PLEASE COMMENT! |
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| Thursday, June 5th, University of Texas' daily paper put the Out of the Gutter Interview on the same page as their interview with Chuck Palahniuks. Please read our interview and leave a comment:http:/... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:33:00 PST |
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THE REVENGE ISSUE SHORT FICTION CONTEST |
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| THE JUDGES: VICTOR GISCHLER AND ANTHONY NEIL SMITH
Anthony Neil Smith knows his shit as co-founder and chief editor of the infamous ezine PLOTS WITH GUNS. He also teaches English at Southw... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:21:00 PST |
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Aintitcool.com says Out of the Gutter 4 kicks ass! |
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| May 7th, Out of the Gutter Magazine 4 was reviewed by "Superhero" on Ain't It Cool News Comics section. Check out this quote:"At this point I'm sure so many of you out there are saying, "But superhero... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:38:00 PST |
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OOTG at CAPE! Comic and Pop-culture Expo |
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| CAPE! is The 4th annual Comic and Pop-culture Expo! A Free Comic Book Day Event in Dallas, Texas Saturday May 3rd. Meet our beloved illustrator Thomas P. Reidy III at his table at the CAPE! Comic and... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:20:00 PST |
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OOTG interviewed by thatotherpaper.com please comment |
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| Can you help us and share this:Out of the Gutter Magazine was interviewed today at thatotherpaper.com. Here is the link:http://thatotherpaper.com/austin/out_gutter_your_headPl
ease check this out and i... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:12:00 PST |
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OOTG 4 debuts at NoirCon Philadelphia, come meet the editor! |
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| If you are in Philadelphia from April 2nd to the 5th, you can meet Matt, editor/founder of Out of the Gutter Magazine at Noircon 2008 (http://www.noircon.com/). He is there for a panel on independent ... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:09:00 PST |
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OOTG editor featured at Pulppusher.com |
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| Ever wonder what kind of life someone needs to have in order to run a Pulp Fiction and Degenerate Literature Magazine? Find out as Matt Louis, founder and editor of Out of the Gutter Magazine is featu... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:02:00 PST |
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OOTG4 FRONT/BACK COVER RELEASED! COMMENT ON IT |
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| Here is a look at the front and back cover of the upcoming Out of the Gutter 4: The Hard Times issue! This perfectly bound book with 200 pages of art, humor, pulp fiction, essays, and degenerate liter... Posted by OUT OF THE GUTTER on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:37:00 PST |
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