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 Captain Badass's Profile |
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Who's Bad?! |
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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | AUSTIN, TEXAS |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) |
| Last Login: | Jun 23, 2008 (111 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Check out my latest COMIC STRIP Well, basically in a nutshell I serve Justice to evil doers, not like terrorist or anything but other low life's.However I guess I could handle Terrorism as well if need be...?As far as my living situation I want to set the record straight once and for all.It's not me that lives with my Mom, but my Mom that lives with me!! So I'm a supportive son and that's my story and I'm sticking with it. Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor - Image HostingMe in the Red Bull Flugtag last year! Myspace.com Blogs - My Official Press Release: By Badass - Captain Badass (World needs him more http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.... |
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My Interests |
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| Internet, TV Watching, Pumping Iron, Collecting Super Models,Reading Barely Legal Magazine,Taibo,Having Super Villains for breakfast & kicking ASS!!.. | |
I'd like to meet:Your hot girlfriends & Momma's!(this means YOU!) |
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Music:Well the "Captain" is a bit of a music snob of sorts...So please excuse me if you are not cool enough to have heard of any of these cutting edge artist- Chicago,That new Man Band on VH-1,The Backstreet Boys, LFO, Hanson , NKOTB, Kool and The Gang,Reo Speedwagon,O-Town,Color Me Badd,SWV,Paris Hilton(does she even have a record?..oh well :))...Right Said Fred,and that "BABY GOT BACK" guy...Captain Badass Television NetworkFind more videos at Heavy.com |
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Movies:Ghetto Booties,Campfire Sluts,Baywatch the Movie,Paris Hilton's home movie... |
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Television:Baywatch,Baywatch Knights,Baywatch Hawaii,Knightrider,Dukes of Hazzard,ALF,ALIAS,America's Next Top Model,Temptation Island,Victoria's Secret Fashion Show's,MISS USA PAGEANT,MISS TEEN USA PAGEANT,MISS TEXAS TEEN USA PAGEANT....mmmmm ; |
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Books:Tale of Two Cities,To Kill a Mokingbird,Playboy Magazine, Hustler,Barely Legal,Penthouse,Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue and Oprah's Magazine because it has great inspirational stories & recipes... |
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Heroes:Those dudes that dj at strip clubs,the dudes that photograph's maxim models(that rules,that old dude that founded play boy(he's a pimp),Donald Trump because he scores young tale with a comb over,Tom from Myspace(because he's RICH BITCH and all he does is sit on his ass in that white ass t-shirt with that grin!!),And you because you are BADASS!! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Big City |
| Occupation: | Takeing Down Super Villains! |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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I won the dance off!! |
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| The Dance Off!!I won!!It was cool!!Thank you Ilovemikelitt.com!!I love Mike Litt! The Captain's alias checks out the stage beforehand....Just checking to make sure I had my gear ready-- before I rippe... Posted by Captain Badass on Sat, 17 May 2008 01:41:00 PST |
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What I learned on Captain Kirk Avenue? |
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| Something I just read and had been looking for the right way to say it myself--"remember the past, live the present and trust the future."Gods Speed--Capt Badass Posted by Captain Badass on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:37:00 PST |
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It’s on like donkey kong!! |
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| Dance Off ATXThursday May 1st, 9PMUnited States Art Authority29th St, btwn Guadalupe and Fruth,next to Spider House Cafe. $3 cover. Showcasing some of Austin's finest dancers alongside the city'... Posted by Captain Badass on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:35:00 PST |
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Okay so the verdict on my GAME PLAN for DANCE OFF!! |
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| Sirs & Ma'ams,It was "The Captain's" decision to only participate in the singles competition this year and will not be involved in the Team Competition as we may have originally planned.I will be ... Posted by Captain Badass on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST |
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THE GAWD DAMN DANCE OFF!!!! |
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| DON'T FORGET AUSTIN BADASS FANS!!PLEASE COME OUT AND SUPPORT "THE CAPTAIN" IN THE SINGLES "DANCE OFF COMPETITION!!"AUDIENCE RESPONCE WILL DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU HAVE TO DANCE AND EVEN WHO WI... Posted by Captain Badass on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST |
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Register for the Dance Off!! |
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| If you have not already!! Go to ilovemikelitt.com and register for eighther the individual or team competition in what will soon become a BIG TRADITION!!The Dance OffAustin TexasThe United States Art ... Posted by Captain Badass on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:23:00 PST |
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My Official Press Release: By Badass |
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| Sirs & Ma'ams,Tell the AP and the OPP for that matter...That "Sexy" never left. I'm the CBA and I'm here to stay!!Now let's get me some Gawd Damn back up dancers allready, so we can rock the house... Posted by Captain Badass on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:58:00 PST |
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The Captain Badass Watch Continues!! |
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| AP- April 12, 2008In a follow up to yesterday's report of a sighting, that might suggest we may still see more of the so called "Captain Badass" aka Stuart Faggins aka CBA.More pictures have surf... Posted by Captain Badass on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:03:00 PST |
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Captain has been spotted!..or has he? |
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| and AP Reports today--A man was seen dropping off a pair of electric blue spandex at a un-specified Dry Cleaners in Austin, Texas today. He is supposed to be named "Stuart" however he looked a hell of... Posted by Captain Badass on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST |
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Hammer Time! |
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| Hope bitches are ready to get served by the Captain on May 1st 2008!!Yea you heard me, I said get served by the "Captain", in the Big Dance Off!!And when I say get served, I mean like the Postal Guy j... Posted by Captain Badass on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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