Jim Florentine's Profile |
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Drink Beer |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW JERSEY |
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| Last Login: | Apr 25, 2008 (170 days back) |
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About Me |
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SUNDAY April 27 Treehouse Comedy Club Danbury, Ct. 203-744-5575 treehousecomedyclub.com April 26 Trinity-On-Main New Britain, Ct. 860-229-2072 treehousecomedy.com May 10 Palms Casino Las Vegas, Nevada palms.com May 14-18 Punchline Sacramento, Ca 916-925-5500 punchlinecomedyclub.com May 25 Uncle Vinnies Comedy Club Point Pleasant, NJ unclevinniescomedyclub.com 732-899-3900 June 4-8 Standfords and Sons Kansas City, Mo. standfordscomedyclub.com 913-400-7500 June 14 Trump Marina Casino Atlantic City, NJ trumpmarina.com June 19-22 Improv Fort Lauderdale, Fla improv.com 954-981-5653 July 9-13 Improv Cleveland, Ohio improv.com 216-696-4677 July 24-26 Funnybone St. Louis, Mo. funnyboneusa.com 314-469-6692 |
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My Interests |
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| Concerts and drinking! | |
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Movies:Meet the Creeps www.meetthecreeps.comHoward Stern's Private Parts Saw Buffalo 66 |
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Books:The Power Of Now - Eckhart TolleThe Secret The Four Agreements- Don Miguel Ruiz |
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Heroes:Jade- Dimebag Darrell and Dana Reeve- RIPDimebag Darrell and Jim |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Divorced |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | New Jersey |
| Education: | In college |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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NEW LIVE STAND UP DISC OUT NOW |
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| IT’S CALLED "ANGER IS A GIFT" AND IS AVAILABLE AT JIMFLORENTINE.COM AND ITUNES NOW. PLEASE BUY A COPY I NEED TO BUY NEW CONCERT T SHIRTS. I ONLY HAVE A FEW HUNDRED. Posted by Jim Florentine on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:25:00 PST |
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SORRY FOR THE GAY BULLETINS THAT WERE SENT OUT |
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| Somebody figured out the password to my site which was the very creative myballsyourchin and sent out these awful bulletins about cell phones and dating services. It was titled "OMG THIS WORKS". Th... Posted by Jim Florentine on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST |
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NEW JIM FLORENTINE LIVE STAND UP DISC COMING SOON |
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| I have a new live CD coming out of Stand Up Comedy in late March or early April called "Anger is a Gift". It's my best work by far with plenty of brand new dick jokes. It will be available... Posted by Jim Florentine on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:30:00 PST |
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IF YOU NEED TO HIRE A COMEDIAN THEN... |
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| CHECK OUT MY FRIEND ARTIE FLETCHER'S SITE CALLED COMICS4RENT.COM. YOU CAN BOOK THE COMEDIAN RIGHT FROM THEIR SITE. CHECK IT OUT IT'S A REALLY COOL SITECOMICS4RENT.COM Posted by Jim Florentine on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:40:00 PST |
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THE BEST OF CRANK YANKERS DVD OUT DEC. 4 |
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| 58 OF THE BEST CALLS FROM THE 4 SEASONS OF CRANK YANKERS. PLENTY OF BOBBY FLETCHER AND SPECIAL ED CALLS. YAAY. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SHOW IS NOT COMING BACK AFTER SO ENJOY THESE CHILDISH PRANK CALLS. Posted by Jim Florentine on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:58:00 PST |
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CHECK OUT THE GOOD SIDE OF BAD NEWS ON SUPERDELUXE.COM WITH JIM FLORENTINE AND JIM NORTON |
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| WATCH US TWO CREEPS COMMENT ON THE NEWS IN A VERY PROFESSIONAL MATTER WITH US WEARING SUITS INSTEAD OF OUR BLACK SABBATH SHIRTS. WE LOOK AT THE GOOD SIDE OF BAD NEWS. NEW CLIPS EVERY FEW D... Posted by Jim Florentine on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST |
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COMEDIAN JIM NORTON HAS WROTE A GREAT BOOK |
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| My good friend and fellow comic Jim Norton has wrote a book called "Happy Endings". It's a bunch of stories about his life growing up, his hooker and massage parlor addictions, and funny stories abou... Posted by Jim Florentine on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST |
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TO ANY ALCOHOLICS THAT LIVE IN SOUTH FLORIDA |
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| My good friend and fellow Meet The Creep cast memeber Gary Gentile just opened a liquor store in Tamarac, Fla. called Sonny's Liquor. If you stop by and mention my name he will give you 10% off ever... Posted by Jim Florentine on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:13:00 PST |
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CHECK OUT THE NEW SEASON OF CRANK YANKERS ONLINE |
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| GO TO MTV2.COM AND GO TO THE CRANK YANKERS PAGE AND YOU CAN SEE ALL THE BRAND NEW 8 EPISODES OF SEASON 4. YAAY! Posted by Jim Florentine on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:54:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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BUCKCHERRY, Broken Teeth, Danko Jones, Wednesday, Kelly Princeton, SLAM, troy patrick farrell, Jimmy, Tom, JASON BITTNER, Think Pink Floyd, Killers of Comedy, The Miserable Men Show, BURN IT ALL, Genghis Con-Job, Don Jamieson, Brandon (in Sac Town), Brian McGuinness, Dan Lorenzo, niki, Tre', Hunted Past Reason, ~Sarah~, BMXican, JohnMeat, John, Kristen, ~Kim~, NJ BOUNCER, Jen •º°☆, ☆Jen^ifer☆, Scott, Tyler Whidden -- He Puts Out, Cartoon, Kim, La Donna, Em♥ly, MindMockery, Cathy, Makeba Verpil, Michelley ♥ Ferrally ♥ Butts, Christina, Hard Core-y, GoodyDickman, Melissa, {Tera}, Rebel Without a Cause, Gary, Soon to be Mrs. Rochon, Mark Clarke, Sh(48)e, YUCKO THE CLOWN, Jovanka Vuckovic, Marty, Roon, HowGross, Metal Mike, J.C., SternFan - Matt, A M Y, Rich "aka Trooper", Tammy, Eric
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