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 Zohar's Profile |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Tarzana, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Nov 30, 2007 (708 days back) |
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About Me |
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| AIM SCREEN NAME : Dr Vaisman Psyd.I live by my own motto " It is innate to create " . I strive to do so much in my life that when I stop to think about it, I don't know how I will get it all done. I wrote a comedy screenplay because I am just so damn funny, I cant help myself. Entitled " Cash me if you can " its a comedy about working at a bank and all the craziness that goes on there. Look for it in theatres when my script finally gets sold in the summer of 2065. I play basketball and yes I am the greatest!!! You know how girls go crazy on the dance floor and totally lose themseleves in the moment? Well Thats what the basketball floor is like for me. I have an amazing three point shot and just like I did in all 3 years of high school, I will ball you up and make you my bitch when I cross you over. Kobe aint got shit on Zoey. I've been writing music for as long as I can remember and thanks to my mom's piano teaching skills, I have written over 150 songs on the piano . If you're lucky enough, I may sing to you and even write a song about you. I've been known to do that for many in the past...and yes I write for girls only. I know there are a lot of gay men out there who are very disappointed ....sorry!!!!!t about that. Ive been in school and have gotten so many degrees that I figured why not go to law school and get a law degree while your at it. How hard could it be? Let me just say this, it's not what you think. If you can read 300 pages a day, everyday, then you WILL FAIL!!! What a mistake law school was. You know how the saying goes, " Jewish parents want nothing more than for their child to be either a doctor or a lawyer" Well I tried one, time to try the other. My Phd program for Clinical Psychology starts Next Year so lets pray I don't mess this one up too. You're almost there, keep reading.... I love three things; I love watching movies, I love to make people laugh, and I love to make people laugh. I am a big goof ball and if you ask anyone who knows me, they will tell you that Im a self proclaimed comedian. I have been known to do impressions of famous people and if you're nice, I may do a few of my dozen impressions for you. In a nutshell I have a lot on my plate right now. Hopefully when I sell my screenplay, sell my songs, find a cool girl, quit my stupid bank job, and become a doctor at age 70, I can finally say.....Im done. Until then, it is innate to create TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: zohar vaisman Birthday: aug 15 Birthplace: haifa israel Current Location: hell Eye Color: blue sometimes green Height: 5'11 sometimes 6'0 Right Handed or Left Handed: when masterbating its left, it feels like its someone else Your Heritage: jewish russian The Shoes You Wore Today: kobe zoom Your Weakness: girls that laugh at my bullshit Your Fears: working at a bank forever Your Perfect Pizza: thick crust with jalapenos Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get into a phd psych program, sell my comedy screenplay, get a public administration job, make 10k in one game of poker Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bye Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to find a real job Your Best Physical Feature: my ass and my eyes Your Bedtime: whenever i finish writing another song Your Most Missed Memory: my old apt 111 and friends at 301 Pepsi or Coke: ofcourse pepsi MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king for the fries Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether, mountain dew biatch Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: i hate cofee Do you Smoke: no but i like girls that do. Do you Swear: only around my boss Do you Sing: all the time Do you Shower Daily: whats showering? Have you Been in Love: many times. Do you want to go to College: already went Do you want to get Married: yes Do you belive in yourself: yes Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i have sex with fat girls Do you think you are Attractive:&..39; Are you a Health Freak: no, im the exact opposite Do you get along with your Parents: when they give me money Do you like Thunderstorms: only when i see other people in them Do you play an Instrument: piano flute violin In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no In the past month have you Smoked: no In the past month have you been on Drugs: no In the past month have you gone on a Date: past month? try past year...no In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i eat that shit for breakfast daily In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont like sushi, unless my girlfriend likes it then i love it In the past month have you been on Stage: all the worlds a stage In the past month have you been Dumped: no i always do the dumping In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I stole a girl's heart. Ever been Drunk: only at work Ever been called a Tease: only at work Ever been Beaten up: only at work Ever Shoplifted: only at work How do you want to Die: only at work What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a singer/songwriter/doctor/screenwriter What country would you most like to Visit: israel In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: blue, black, bown, green and hazel. i dont like it when they are white, that generally means that they're blind Favourite Hair Color: blonde, red , brown, or black. i dont like bald girls. Short or Long Hair: long Height: between 4'5 and 4'6 Weight: between 100 and 300 pounds. 301 is too much Best Clothing Style: no clothes Number of Drugs I have taken: none Number of Piercings: 3. one in each ear and the belly button Number of things in my Past I Regret: going to law school and working with my current employer CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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My Interests |
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| I play piano, I sing, I write music, I shoot three pointers, I do magic, I have a masters, I have a nissan xterra, I do impressions, I play xbox 360, I eat falafels with extra tahini, I eat lots and lots of garlic with anything, I watch movies every weekend, I play hold'em poker, I am the greatest !! | |
Music:rap, hip hop, rock, pop, r&b, some country, easy listening, some alternative rock. |
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Movies:back to the future, what about bob, fight club, matrix,office space, napoloean dynamite, Mostly comedies |
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Television:threes company, seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm, da ali g show. |
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Books:yeah right....If there is no exam the next day, then I aint reading. |
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Heroes:songwriters or performers. Comedians and Basketball players. Actually, I am my own hero, since i do all of these things, dont hate |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | encino , ca |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | (SSSS) Screenwriter/Songwriter/Singer/Student |
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My Blog |
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| What do you guys think of this one.undefined THE CB SONG
Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Zohar on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:30:00 PST |
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Randy, Derek, Johnny, matias, Omeed, Simon, Andrew, Zohar, KING MOUSSE, Brittney, Ms. Fiss, Rafael, Justin, *HeR MaJestY....mZ JuiCy*, SQuest!! :), Jewlicious, sam, EM, Tankist
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