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 RetroKid™'s Profile |
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| Age: | 19 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Jersey City - Montclair, New Jersey |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Last Login: | Dec 25, 2009 (10 days back) |
About Me |
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Owen Christopher is what my name be, but my niggas closest to me call me Chris-py, i ain't crispy, even though i'm mixed, see... i'm a black & puerto rican nigga; mixed breed. blessed with great breath - love me some jacuzzi's, love the color purple...don't mean the movie. i'll murder if a nigga drinks my Mountain Dewy, to describe me, bitches say i'm groovy. i'm a sidekick addict, no you can't have it, rubber ducks are cute but seem demonic like rabbits. i throw out trends & niggas run to go grab it, always being jocked but i'm the only one established. i love the smell of basements & gas-o-line, like Minaj, i'm from another f*ckin gal-ax-y. i got superpowers, i defy grav-it-y. bow down bitch, you're before your maj-es-ty. i...like to stare...at my sexy ass reflection, put my swag in needles, get your daily dose injection. wanna get to know me? well, here's some directions, you can write me but you need an internet connection. Homecoming King & i won Best Dressed, come a little closer dribble jizz on my breasts. i'm just kidding nigga, i'm a boy with cute pecs, stars on my shoulders in the east & the west. stars down below, ridin dirty on my pelvis, walkin down the street i got these people screamin "ELVIS!" got a lot of friends, but my foes stay jealous, i. stand. out. cuz my style is rebellious. in the summer you can catch me eatin McFlurrys, haven't met a another human being that's worthy. i'm a single nigga here, so love me don't hurt me, if you keep up with me, i'll be yours, now listen closely... turn me on. me and my little sister made a bangin remix lmao |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Custom top banner code by Eileen |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Stripper |
My Blog |
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the funniest shit EVER! |
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| twitter.com/stviewonder Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:47:00 GMT |
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break-up letter... |
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| Dear Newport Cigarettes,i decided today i would quit smoking you. you know, we've had our good times but i know in the end, you're gonna end up killing me...literally. as much as i need you right now ... Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:56:00 GMT |
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whatever happens... |
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| if you're the air that i breathe,tell me why i'm suffocatin.if you're the promise that i keep,tell me why its breaking.don't let go of my hand,i need you to keep holdin on.you're the wings that let me... Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:24:00 GMT |
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what makes this clock tick. |
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| LiKES:- mountain dew- cheese nips- passionate kisses- pretty penises- r&b/pop music- Danity Kane- Britney Spears- dancing- showers- exploring nature- adventures- walking- photoshopping- writing- learn... Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:33:00 GMT |
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I'M BETTER. |
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| i'm ferrero rocher, you're just an M&M.i'm a Swiffer, you're just a broom.i'm Grey Goose, & you're just Majorska.i'm caviar, you're just tuna.i'm a Macbook, you're just Windows Vista.i'm an iPhone, yo... Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:05:00 GMT |
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good point... |
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| why can't you order food in the drive-thu on foot?like if you're there at 3am on foot ordering food, common sense would tell you the person is high or drunk & shouldn't be driving in the first pla... Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 20:12:00 GMT |
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KEYED. |
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| had every letter that you wrote me cut up,put the pieces back to make them say what i want.every memory i have of us is made up,cuz i think i deserve to have that perfect first love.that's why i left ... Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:34:00 GMT |
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Rap Session: Listen Closely. |
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| Owen Christopher is what my name be,but my niggas closest to me call me Chris-py,i ain't crispy, even though i'm mixed, see...i'm a black & puerto rican nigga; mixed breed.blessed with great breath - ... Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:23:00 GMT |
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Rap Session: Caught You Slippin! |
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| here's the story of an ex-hopeless romantic,got his heart broken like a dick that's all slanted.stayed up all night & dreamt about the things that coulda,woulda shoulda happened but he fucked things u... Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 23:16:00 GMT |
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Rap Session: Dope Like This. |
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| watching The Ruins with my pepsi can & tacos,just got out the shower & threw on some fresh sockos.feelin oh so clean with that dollar store soap,cuz you know i'm from the hood,can't buy Dove cuz i'm b... Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:31:00 GMT |
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