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Support Cardiacs in Nov

Country: United Kingdom United Kingdom
Last Login: Nov 13, 2007 (291 days back)
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About Me

THE GOD DAMN WHORES SUPPORT CARDIACS! YOUR LOYALTY DEMANDS!!

We are extremely excited to announce that we will be supporting CARDIACS on their forthcoming tour of the UK this coming November.

This has come as a particular surprise to me, RANDOM JON POOLE, as I have had no contact with THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN since 2003 when I was ordered to vacate CARDIACS premises and banished to a stint in THE WILDHEARTS.

(I did infiltrate the ranks one time last year but have been forbidden ever to mention it so no details are forthcoming.)

I have now been temporarily welcomed back but must stress NOT with open arms as direct eye contact and verbal pleasantries between myself and THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN have been postponed indefinitely until further notice leaving us, THE GOD DAMN WHORES, with the vile task of warming up a potentially frosty "crowd" with our jarring poptones.

This is where YOU, the GOD DAMN WHORES FANATIC, come into play.

Here is the dilemma:
The powers that be believe that THE GOD DAMN WHORES have no appeal or mind control over YOU the GOD DAMN WHORES FANATIC.

"How dare they...", I hear you say, "...ridicule our beloved WHORES with slanderous banter and blatant untruths regarding our loyalty to OUR WHORES!"

We need more than ever before for YOU to help us with your most loyal support and to stick it to THE MAN once and for all.

We, THE GOD DAMN WHORES, would like to appeal to you, GOD DAMN WHORES FANATIC, to come and support us by attending said concert performances.

Wherever possible it would be HUGELY appreciated if tickets could be purchased in advance.

This will stop THE MAN from getting twitchy and will keep him securely "in his place".

For all the fortunate CHOSEN ONES who make THE ONLY LOGICAL DECISION to attend, I, RANDOM JON POOLE, will make every effort to meet and greet all GOD DAMN WHORES FANATICS at every performance.

And whyever not? I can't think of anything better than hanging with "the kids" after our opening slot is done, taking in the majesty and charisma of the fantastic CARDIACS in the company of my favourite WHORE FANATICS.

MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!

Let us drink together, raise glasses and toast US. This is OUR ARMY.

YOUR LOYALTY DEMANDS...

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Member Since: 9/24/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/goddamnwhores
Band Members: Random Jon Poole - lead vocals and guitar Big Jase Edwards - lead guitar and vocals Chris Catalyst - bass and vocals Denzel - drums
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Record Label: Round Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Background and Lifestyle

Occupation: Music Artist (Rock / New Wave / Punk)

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My Blog

Chris’s blog

Jon's asked me to do a blog because he's too busy shaving his head to do one. Honestly, I had to sit with him while he was doing it once and it took hours. Kept throwing bits of spent hair at me, and ...
Posted by GodDamnWhores on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:05:00 PST

Upcoming tour merchandise

We, THE GOD DAMN WHORES, are at this moment in timeplanning to sell exclusive merchandise at theforthcoming tour with CARDIACS this November.We will be selling copies of the 1st album and GODDAMN WHOR...
Posted by GodDamnWhores on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

Cardiacs/God Damn Whores/The Gasman

Help A Whore - please take this flyer and repost it anywhere you think it might help - My Space, forums, etc - these gigs deserve to be rammed and the more publicity the better. The person who helps t...
Posted by GodDamnWhores on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:12:00 PST

The North/South Divide

Brighton,Birmingham,Newcastle,Leeds-FUCK OFF!! That's where we,THE GOD DAMN WHORES,all live.(That's Brighton,Newcastle and Leeds.Ignore the "fuckoff" bit)One in each city.We couldn't be further apartg...
Posted by GodDamnWhores on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:36:00 PST

Bye Bye Ginger, Hello Chris

It is time to announce the departure of my good friendand honoury Whore, Ginger.For obvious reasons Ginger's availability was alwaysgonna be limited so we have seen fit to organise amore permanent rep...
Posted by GodDamnWhores on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:13:00 PST

We Are The Lucky Thirteen Available now!

We are The Lucky Thirteen available now!  Go out and grab a copy or 60! Available from all your finer retail establishments!
Posted by GodDamnWhores on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

My Friends

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