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Like the Oompa Loompa doobady do! |
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| Age: | 36 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | WONKATANIA, |
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| Height: | 4' 0" |
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| Last Login: | Mar 12, 2005 (1360 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Not me... "US." We're a sensative group of people with feelings too. We have no choice but to do as Master Willy Wonka says. Its that flute i tell you, that calls to us. Leaving us in a hypnotic state to perform any bidding the master wishes. If you think working in a candy factory is the best thing imaginable, let me tell you first that it is not. Master Wonka doesnt give us any benefits. No health, dental, vision, share options, workers comp or leave. Hes mad we tell you... mad. Just yesterday one of us met the master in his office to improve standards and we've never seen him since... doobady doo. | |
My Interests |
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| Riding the golden geese, spending time in the candy park, singing songs, hanging out with the guys, and watching stupid children getting into horrid situations. | |
I'd like to meet:Mrs. Sees... you go girl! |
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Music:Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-doI have another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee If you are wise, you'll listen to me Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame You know exactly who's to blame The mother and the father Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da If you're not spoiled, then you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do |
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Movies:Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory... a whole lot of cameos! |
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Television:Willy Wonka Commercials... now we're cartoons. Selfish bastards! |
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Books:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... you should check us out in there its interesting. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Wonkatania |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | im an Oompa Loompa... doobady doo |
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My Friends |
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Spicoli, Tom, siddhartha, James, Cathy, Davey Darko, Mosh For Glory - xGx, FLEEE-PURRR, Bumpus, Myke Hype™ loves his wife, [Kristin Is] On To Something New [Something REAL], Praying Hands, K º ¥ º £ º €, TRISH VICIOUS™, Innuendo Entertainment, Robert, Wi!!, Kevin, §¤ELexus¤§, <3 J*FoRd*, I GUESS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, ITS KINDA TOUGH, ♥TICKLES♥, SMOKE STACK, I ♥ FRED, alex
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