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 Squidpistol Lloyd's Profile |
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Inside of me there's a sexy young guy.... obviously inside of me... & that's how i got fat. |
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| Age: | 41 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | boise, Idaho |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 24, 2008 (551 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I had this babysitter who made me wipe the tip of my schlong with a square of toilet paper when I whizzed. These days, I'm totally gay. Mrs. Murphy ruined me. I don't have a significant other but there is no shortage of internet porn. I'm an asscowboy and proud of it. (Did I mention that I inherited a pink bicycle which I rode for a few years?) You'll find some crass poetry in my blog. There's a variety of musical artists in my friendspace... some whom I know and some that I just like. Some local boise artists too. As time time goes by I invite more folks that I "met" online. I get very excited when someone who isn't just a smutpeddler makes a friendship request. Fear me not. I will make the disclaimer that I'm not responsible for any focus on drugs sex or violence on anyone's page. Including mine. I'm just a pawn in this game. Art for art's sake and fart for christ's sake, as they say. I had a quote up that told people I would piss on them if they asked nicely. I was just goofing around... sorry if I misled you. It honestly costs money if you want me pee on you. Hope that clears things up. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 | |
My Interests |
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| PISSING OUTDOORS. MYSELF. ART. POETRY. MUSIC. SELF-PLEASURING. MUSCLE GUYS. SKINNY YOUNG GUYS. COOKING. BECOMING A RASTA. COMPLAINING. SMOKING CIGARETTES. MOPING. AND SMOKING MORE CIGARETTES. OH! I'M INTERESTED IN YOU! REALLY, I SWEAR. | |
I'd like to meet:If Ghandi weren't dead as dirt, I would make him one of my delicious cheeseburgers. He should have eaten more. I would like to meet the Cocteau Twins but I think that they are holograms. They sound like it. And Joey Santiago from the Pixies is entitled to a free hummer. Any day. I would really like to talk to Jack Nicholson for a while. I'd probably even talk to you. Somewhere. I won't swear that you're invited over. I have to clear it with Herman the invisisble mouse. Personal assitant. Imaginary friend. Is there really a big difference? |
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Music:PIXIES, COCTEAU TWINS, ULTRA VIVID SCENE, DEAD CAN DANCE, THE HOPE BLISTER, THIS MORTAL COIL, KRISTIN HERSH, 50 FT WAVE, THROWING MUSES, TV ON THE RADIO, HIS NAME IS ALIVE, MOST 4AD REALLY, RAMONES, SEX PISTOLS, THE CLASH, MISSION OF BURMA, GANG OF FOUR, THE JAM, THE FALL, THE SMITHS, THE VIOLENT FEMMMES, JOY DIVISION, R E M, SONIC YOUTH, HOLE, X, EURYTHMICS, THE BOOMTOWN RATS, ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN, SPACEMEN 3, LEGENDARY PINK DOTS, NURSE WITH WOUND, MOUSE ON MARS, BOARDS OF CANADA, BLONDIE, KRAMER, GALAXIE 500, NEW ORDER, BRIGHT EYES,CAT STEVENS, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, COWBOY JUNKIES, INDIGO GIRLS, mary lou lord, CAT POWER, DAMON & NAOMI, LOVE & ROCKETS, SIOUXSIE, SOFT CELL, THE CURE, BAUHAUS, AND TONS MORE. I HAVE AN UNSPEAKABLE LOVE OF CERTAIN MADONNA SONGS. I'LL BE PUNISHED,YES. |
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Movies:Recently, the Departed. The Ghost in the Shell. Wicked City. (anime). Fargo. Harold and Maude. Drugstore Cowboy. The Outsiders. Body of Evidence. Magnolia. Rocky Horror Picture Show. And I saw Edward Scissorhands over 24 times. Call me mental. |
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Television:THE DEVIL LIVES INSIDE THE TV. HE IS MY FRIEND. HE WANTS ME TO EAT AT MCDONALDS. AND BUY TAMPAX. I MUST OBEY: and when I die the devil will let me live inside the t.v.... and talk... and play... and show you my butt. all hail Lucifer. |
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Books:Spontaneous Mind (Ginsberg Interviews) Corso. Ferlinghetti. DiPrima. Kerouac. Burroughs. Braughtigan. MOST PHILOSOPHY RELIGION AND POETRY ....BOOKS ARE FINE AND ALL. THEY'RE NOTHING THAT A COAT OF PAINT WON'T CURE. |
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Heroes:scooby-doo and doug henning. tee hee. seriously? the ewoks. and soto donovan the gay porn star. (note to pornographers: don't airbrush soto's tatoos off. you straightlaced tampon smokers! those tatoos are double sexy so step off!) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | COOLSVILLE |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | insane-artist |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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a child's uneven scrawl |
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| snips of poetry for the misbegotten....
little miss thrill me pills
norco and cake
she hit the plate
tod the punk
tiki tod
he blew his wad
her face just shook
like he was god
did he wear... Posted by Squidpistol Lloyd on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST |
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pookowski |
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| RANDOM BURST OF LIGHT (pookowski)
hey dr k., about my day----
caffeine overdose migraine
crap cramping my guts
my ass delivering its shitbomb
i hear the splash as my eyes
burst with searing acid... Posted by Squidpistol Lloyd on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST |
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jesus shit |
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| yet more poetry
IDIOMANTIC MIRACLE
I crapped myself and
it looked like the christ-child
that's what I get
for choosing spicy over mild
the manger/s very runny
but his halo/s rather yellow... Posted by Squidpistol Lloyd on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST |
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my jellyfish shoots lasers |
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| -----poetry time kids----
yr dog
yr gramma sells crack from a paper sack
yr dads in back; he aint wearin slacks
yr mama hasta drive; she's the only one alive
you went and sold yr ass for anothe... Posted by Squidpistol Lloyd on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST |
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east-coast transient hexistential blues |
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| hey party people
throw your hands in the air
wave 'em like you just don't care!
i am posting a poem.
EAST-COAST TRANSIENT HEXISTENTIAL BLUES
GONNA KILL A HIPPIE
GONNA KILL A PUNK
MOVE TO NEW YORK CITY... Posted by Squidpistol Lloyd on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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HIS NAME IS ALIVE, eva eun-sil han, Bright Eyes, April, Christine, leighann, jodi's doorstep, DAvE, January Without Her Daisies, DEVO, miss world, COLOUR, THE RAVEONETTES, ...InkBlot..., Kristin Hersh, PIXIES, Laura, brian, KRAMER, Morning and Pills, Sonic Youth, Shastar, Colleen, Sustainable Amy, Dan, ReVoLtReVoLt, rebekah, Kolski, thomas kieffer, Chapman Mogridge, S*a*r*a*h, Psiloscope, The Youngs, chevo légé, NAÐÅ, ruby_door, Jacob, Plastic Parachute, radiomilingo, Aly cat, Bloody Tangerine, Jazz Pistols, WELTKLANG, Seefeel, The Benfer Express, Cowboy X, Farmer's Daughter, Nouvelle Eye, The Spiritual Bat, :: firecrackerheart ::
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