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 Ed Shepp Is Love's Profile |
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| Age: | 85 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | New Halloween, |
| Country: |  Antarctica |
| Height: | 8' 9" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | May 12, 2008 (587 days back) |
| I am Here For Serious Relationships. | |
About Me |
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| DELETED at 8901K!!! First off, stop stealing from me, haters. Stop copying my beeps, my scents, my pumpkin, my sounds. Try originality sometime, instead of your pathetic Ed Shepp Idea Abortions. I made orange and crowns popular. If you can't cope with your fascination with me, go jump rope or bake bread, don't obsess over me! You're neither the first nor the last to develop an Ed Shepp fixation. Don't let it control your life. Seek professional assistance. Check out the self-help section in your local bookstore under "How to Not be an Ed Shepp Vampire." I have it on good authority that "Ed Shepp Obsession" is a legal psychiatric diagnosis in New York, Florida and California. No, I am NOT pimping for any pharma company! NO, I will NOT "tutor" you "privately" about "light bulbs" or "orange pie," so "stop" "asking" me"!" I'm often referred to as the Magic Pumpkin Supermenagerie of the Gods. If I don't acknowledge you on the subway or on the street or don't respond to your comments, don't burn effigies of me and put up posters everywhere and throw a bunch of cats down the well. It's not all about you, honizzle. I don't look at people on the street because if I looked at everyone who was gawking at me, I wouldn't have time to breathe. If I responded to everyone's comments or phone calls, I wouldn't have time to blink. Maybe someday you'll understand what it's like to get so much attention that you can't respond to it all. I didn't ask to be the focus of the world's fantasies--I just am. If I could give you all a candy that would make you stop thinking about me, I would. Because it's not fair to you. But that's the spoon, baby.I've tried to be ordinary. I've tried to be banal. I haven't the knack. The point: No, I'm not TRYING to get your attention (even though you're trying SO HARD to get myne--desperate much???), so don't think that I owe you something when you make that tongue-through-your-fingers gesture. Yeah, I mean you, bank tellers of the world. I make award-winning corn pone and felt underwear sculptures. If you want my corn pone, ask your neighborhood upscale grocer. They'll know. And if they don't, they don't have the right to wear the name grocer. Or Grover, for that matter. Next to my sounds and my orange and my male enhancement and my going wild, my corn pone is my life, so if you're part of the corn pone community, drop me a line. I don't bite, except when I'm wearing my fronts. If you get into the inner circle, you might just get into corn pone heaven. (No, I'm not talking about light "bulbs," dirtymind!) Also, if you're a business looking for a corn pone solution, contact me. If you can meet my quote, maybe we can do business. If you wanna add me, cool, whatevs. If you wanna be friends with me, make a case why I should spend time confirming you. If you wanna date, you BETTER have good carpeting and sweet-smelling air conditioning and dial the 7s when you need to get across town! Pumpkin breast peace, -Evaldquist DJ Applefresh Tecnarine Shepp (Oh yeah, and I have a myspace music profile (click here). And a radio show . And all the rest of the links. Stop stalking me!) |
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My Interests |
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| recording stuff, playing with my voice, playing with other bits, watching House, making metaphors containing the word abortion, daydreaming different hair colors, being intense, sitting around, gallavanting, appreciating orange, making the sex without touching, inventing neologisms, other gisms, orgasmology, frottage, crowns, mythmaking, green poo, listmaking, avoiding nausea, polyamory | |
I'd like to meet:People on the West coast--LA, San Fran, San Diego, Seattle, Portland... If you live out there, send me a beep!Otherwise... Sponsors. Ethical sluts. Sluts in general. Scandinavisluts. Pam Grier enthusiasts. Eurosluts. Gynecomastisluts. Radio sluts. Casting couch directors. TV writers. Sound peeps. Ion whores and cookie sluts. |
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Music:Dead Palestinian Grrrl, Electric Tampon, Yoko Warhol, pu$$ybox, Detonating Gish, Ravelon, Staten Guyland, Oprah Streisand, Transexual Cow Vagina aka Bull Cunt |
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Movies:Wild Strawberries, Scary Movie 3, Dangerous Liaisons, Romance, Basic Instinct, Bring It On, Showgirls, Let Me Die A Woman |
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Television:House, Drawn Together, Seinfeld, Scrubs, The Simpsons, The Golden Girls, Wonder Woman, The Bionic Woman, Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School |
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Books:Against Love: A Polemic |
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Heroes:Gregory House, M.D. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | Pumpkin Point, FL |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Butt Pimple Model |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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The Films of Myne Life... |
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| Tonight’s episode. Behold...Beep.Ed Shepp... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:46:00 PST |
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This Week in Ed Shepp on the Web |
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| This post should be entitlized "Last Week in Ed Shepp on the Web," but my time machine ain't ready, so i can't go back to 7 bags o' Cheetos ago when I shouldzda wrote it. So anyway.....Everyone go her... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:34:00 PST |
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Snapshots of a Mount Dora Christmas |
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| Happy new year, bzeeplets! Here's a briefer-than-Britney's-briefs recaplet of my merry little Mount Dora Christmas, in pictures! Ahhhhhh, the sun and warmth. The weather was just like it'... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:50:00 PST |
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This Festivus, the Only Tears Will Be Tears of Asthma |
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| The buttery custard aroma wafting up from the crotchless panties I've had on for eight days can mean only one thing (actually one of a few things, but whatevz): Festivustide, that glorious time of egg... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:34:00 PST |
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A Very Ed Shepp Christmas 2007 |
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| Announcement time, bgoopters! This post is all about letting y'allz know that I have a new Christmas song out, the first Ed Shepp song (per se) in some time. So go listen and download it! It's Winter ... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:15:00 PST |
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Lessons from American Royalty |
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| Ahh, November--such a wonderful month 'tis this year. The leaves are {finally} changing, the weather {finally} cooling down, the seasonal dysphoria {luminously} still at bay, and wisdom {unpredictably... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST |
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Ween 2007 |
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| So these are the pix of me en de l'costueme from Halloween 2007. Unfortunately there are only two, the rest of the shots marred by a virulent strain of MRSA, manipulation-resistant shitty angles, whi... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:20:00 PST |
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Halloween Bloop |
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| Look at what appeared in the lobby of our building just a few days ago. It's one of those things that people typically put in their yards, but since this building has no yard.... well, yeah. It looks ... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 07:04:00 PST |
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Leave Britney Alone! |
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| Today's audio nugget: A li'l blip I threw together featuring the [currently] most famous hysterical Avril Lavigne lookalike, Chris Crocker. Click the audio nugget icon for the homage, titled (obviousl... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:41:00 PST |
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Check out this video: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! pt.1 |
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| MORE CHRIS COCKER!!!!! w00t!!!!!!!!!!Check out this video: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! pt.1
Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by Ed Shepp Is Love on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:56:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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