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 Kelvin Crotch's Profile |
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Kelvin Crotch coming to a Youtube near you |
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| Age: | 24 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | glasgow, scotland |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Height: | 0' 1" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Oct 11, 2008 (1 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com Alright? My name's Kelvin. I'm a great guy, really good looking, or so my mum keeps saying. If you want to check out my pictures and let me know what you think.I'm a Scout leader and work in the second hand shop and the bingo so I'm always busy.One day I'm gonna be a care worker and provide a lot a great one-to-one services to all you disabled ladies.I'd love you all to leave a comment!I write daily blogs that people seem to like, I did an audio one too. To listen, all you need to do is view my blog and then click on the link.Kelvin Crotch Stuff!Check the link above. KC |
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My Interests |
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| Eating a lot of wotsits, collecting carrier bags, working in the bingo, helping in the second hand shop because I get first choice on all the good stuff that comes in. I get a lot of my clothes from there, got a cracking pair of swimming trunks from there today. This man's wife handed in a lot of stuff because he died 2 weeks ago so he wont be needing them. She was quite hot had lovely grey hair and a nice broach, having strawberry bonde hair. I also like brushing my teeth on a special occasion. | |
I'd like to meet:object width="425" height="344">.. .... Jesus I think hes my dad. If not, then my real dad whose name might be Willy, because my mum has a tattoo on her back that says I love Willy. She doesn't think I've seen it but I have because I was looking at her in the shower one time.I'd also like to meet Tom, my first friend. He has millions of others friends, I'd like to ask him how he gets to be so popular! |
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Music:I love the band Five, they are pure dead brilliant. Got a lot of dance moves for their songs that I practice in my room, got a good one where I wear a suit. I will show you sometime if you are lucky haha. I like a bit of Cliff Richard as well, Kathleen Procter-Moore is good and I love Bruce Springsteen. I hate rap music, my neighbour plays it all the time, I cant get to sleep, he bloody plays it at half 8 at night. |
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Movies:Jesus Christ Superstar, what a film. My friend Mr Black says his is Rita, Sue and Bob Two and that I should watch it sometime but I havent even seen Rita, Sue and Bob One. Hes a bit silly, he spends alot of time with my mum, I really admire him |
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Television:Songs of Praise or Newsnight or The Conservative Party Political Broadcast, I love you David Cameron. Not in a homosexual way, like that Elton John. I really like Deal or no Deal right now, I would love to go on it but I don't think I'd get the time off from the bingo. I also like Countdown. One time I got the conundrum; the odds of getting it are about a million to one! Question of Sport is brilliant, Sue Barker makes my friday night, Cliff Richard was so lucky to go out with her. Strictly Come Dancing, cant wait for that to start. One of my favourite shows of all time is Fawlty Towers, I love Manuel, "sorry mee-ster Fawlty" and I like Basil too "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Excellent, and of course the greatest sports programme ever, Transworld Sport |
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Books:the bible or 'Chicken Soup fo the Bingo Caller's Soul' |
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Heroes:Jesus, my mum, Tom from mypsace for having so many friends, Margaret Thatcher, Noel Edmonds, Philip Schofield, Murray Walker, Esther Rantzen. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Glasgow |
| Religion: | Protestant |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | Bingo man |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Blog |
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Getting haircuts and mid-life crisises |
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| I went to the barbers the other day. I'm fed up of having rubbish hair so I went to an upmarket barbers called Shettleston barbers in Shettleston and paid over five pounds for a hair cut. ... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:02:00 PST |
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Who am I, who am I indeed? |
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| I recently celebrated my two year anniversary on Myspace and what a two years its been! I have met some great friends. Well not literally met but had communications with over the net. A couple of wome... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:58:00 PST |
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I dont need this disease or learning difficulty |
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| For years my handwriting has been like Egyptian hieroglyphics, an absolute car wreckage of shapes that I think are letters put together to make so called-words. I thought this was normal, I thought it... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 03:21:00 PST |
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Teething Trouble |
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| I was having toothache for a few days so decided that I should frequent my local dental surgery, I hadn't been in years. It was no longer under Greek ownership as it had been previously, it was now ow... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:51:00 PST |
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Staff Cuts and Womens Rights |
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| Due to the credit crunch, everybody's favourite term at the minute, the bingo is going to be having massive staff cuts. I'm sure when I was younger my Mum used to get me a cheap cereal from Kwik Save ... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:50:00 PST |
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The Boys from the Bingo |
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| Honestly it's one thing after and another with my two friends from the bingo, David and George. They always come into work on a Friday morning a little tipsy from the night before. They are Thursday n... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:21:00 PST |
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Zooommmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeessssssss |
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| I went a walk today with my good friend and semi-father, Mr Black, along Duke Street. We ended up near the forge shopping centre where we seen about 7 drug addicts, or brass monkeys as Mr Black c... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:02:00 PST |
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Cooking with Crotch |
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| It might just be me but I can't seem to avoid cooking programmes on TV at the minute, every channel it's cooking with such and such or seasoning with so and so. It's getting that bad that the presente... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:12:00 PST |
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Jade Goody |
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| Normally when people have cancer they fight a private battle so why is this media whore in the papers everyday? I am actually sick of the sight her. This girl has made millions out of being an idiot. ... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:42:00 PST |
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Technological Turmoil |
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| Sorry friends and sworn enemies about my lack of blogs of the written form lately, I have had nothing but hassle from a certain retail outlet which deals with electrical products. I don't want to name... Posted by Kelvin Crotch on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Al, CARTER, Derek, gordon, super chica natasha, Emmonomics, nadia, David, get out, the shop is closed!, Jill Polestarr, mrs h, I'm Phil Harrison! That's What I Do!, Lucy Noir...KPT, My Name Is Gary, Frances, Dark Little Poet, Linz, Andrea...X, iain, Scot, Ewan David Muir from Lundin Links, xXx SOPH xXx, RIOT! ; I am a revolution!, Teddy, [Michaela], Boris, Last man standing, Jonezy *New Tune* Tender Love, Father Nugent, e m m a, Sandwich: The Short Film, THE RAGE FILM - ONLINE NOW!, Fraser, Nikki McAdam, Jesus, Lolatron, Teddy, little miss rae, Roy, Frankie, SOFT TOY EMERGENCY, Shoeless Joe, Antony and the Johnsons, Electropapknit, Chrissie, ., The Downstairs Mixup, =illuminatus= 3 days until UK/IRE TOUR w/ MY RUIN, Splendid Dead Collective, Schuman the human, I See Modern Britain, PHYSALIA, The Draymin, little miss splendid♥, ty, Aimz, bluevariety.co.uk, Limmy, The Amanda Tapping Site On MySpace, Motus, HERO.COM, VILLAIN.NET, Rab C. Nesbitt, Allan, Andy Briggs, amy halliday
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