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Navin's Profile

I have a special purpose!! I have a special purpose!!

Age: 57 years old
Sex: Male
Location: Homeofdablues, Mississippi
Country: United States United States
Height: 6' 1"
BodyType: Slim / Slender
Zodiac: Cancer Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
Last Login: Jun 19, 2008 (563 days back)
I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking.
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About Me

I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Oh, and my dog, Shithead! But he doesn't need me!!

Me and my family back home in Mississippi
My favorite meal - Tuna Fish Salad on White Bread with Mayonnaise, a Tab and a couple of Twinkies. I also enjoy melted cheese sandwich appetizers.
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My Interests


The abolishment of Cat Juggling. I also have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.

I'd like to meet:

A few words of wisdom:
-Lord loves a workin' man
-Don't trust whitey
-See a doctor and get rid of it
-Stay away from the cans!

My girlfriend Marie!! 2 Boobs!

Our first kiss!! Hot!!

Disco!! Before the Optigrab tragedy!!

Music:

The Blues, There's something about those songs. They depress me! And I Love The Gospel! This is the kind of music that tells me to go out there and be somebody! I also love to play the ukulele!

Movies:

My Favorite Meal!!! There were Snails on Maries' plate!

Books:

The Phone Book! Yes, I am now in the phone book!! Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now!

Heroes:

The President of Texaco Oil
Mr. Hartounian - taught me how to be impatient.
Patty Bernstein - Daredevil,SJM Fiesta Shows - taught me what my special purpose was!

Marie, my girlfriend, she is a cosmetologist!
Father Carlos Las Vegas De Cordova - leader of the fight against cat-juggling. We MUST come together as a people in the fight against the pure evil which is CAT JUGGLING! This must be stopped in our lifetime! For our childrens' sake!!! Please!!
My dog Shithead, even he doesn't really need me....

Hard times, but I had all that I needed!!

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: In a Relationship
Ethnicity: Black / African descent
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Mississippi
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Children: Someday
Education: High school
Occupation: Inventor of the Opti-grab
Income: $250,000 and Higher

My Pictures

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My Blog

VIDEO - Saying goodbye to Shithead.....

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Posted by Navin on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

VIDEO - Ah, X amount!!!

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Posted by Navin on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

VIDEO - Marie and I sing "Tonight I Belong To You"

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Posted by Navin on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

VIDEO - WORSE than cat juggling!!!

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Posted by Navin on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

VIDEO - This is ALL i need Damnit!

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Posted by Navin on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

VIDEO - Can Hater!!!!!

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Posted by Navin on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 08:53:00 PST

My Friends

Clem, Tracy, Jeff, Tre, Stephen Colbert, Al, Bill Clinton, MICHAEL MOORE, JOIN (RED), Fair Trade, Impeach Fox News, National Wildlife Federation®, Wild Dolphin Foundation, Ocean Defenders, Shark Conservation, GUINNESS®, A Dry Martini, Alcohol, Sushi, Sarah, Jim Gaffigan, Conan O'Brien, Eddie Izzard, Vickey, Divine Expressions gallery, pillow, I=C=E=M=A=N, Matt Hopkins, d, KerBear, margo verlaine, Flouncerina’s Belly, Rob (Señor Cuervo 1800 if you please), SPIKE DAPPA, Dave, molly, Jeff, Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham, BANJOnes, Matt, Sally from the Alley, EviL☠LyNn, Philip, eileen., Tabitha, stuck in the middle with you, Sally, Billy Madison, ((LORI)), Southern Fried Chicks, Elaine Hendrix, Eric Lerner, Steve, Tao™, Mister Bone, MAX, Hugh G. Rection, Deepak Chopra, Discouragement Kitten

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