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WRECKING CREW WALL OF SOUND |
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| Location: | Hollywood, California |
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| Last Login: | Oct 27, 2007 (351 days back) |
About Me |
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Dan Kessel was born in a little log cabin in Illinois, or Indiana, or Kentucky, or Hollywood, on February 7th, some year anno Domini. The rest, as they say, is history. Brilliantly surpassing the Illuminati and the world's various and sundry panels of experts, he soon and quite easily took over the reigns of world leadership. As the most highly regarded ruler in both ancient and modern history, he not only clothed and fed the poor and wretched of the Earth, but freely educated the populace at large, generously bestowing his limitless benevolence upon both the nobility and the plebeian rabble, with no regard to creed, nor color, nor sexual orientation, nor political affiliation. Thus, the populace of all nations adored him unceasingly, ever clamoring for his attentions. Yet, he not only served them nobly, one and all... but retained the precious humility of his early youth, ever deeply cognizant of his own humble origins. This is aptly borne out, in that although his "Emperorship for Life" was declared unanimously by legions of citizen admirers as well as members of various world councils, (and this was deemed "sound" and "just" by him), he repeatedly vetoed proclamation, after proclamation, (by those very same councils) that sought to have him declared "immortal" or "a god." His judgment and rulership continued to set new precedents of overwhelming peace and prosperity, such as the world had never seen. And... the romance continues... UPDATE: Daniel has, of late, chosen to shun the ceaseless adulation of the world's teeming masses. He has proclaimed, by Imperial Edit, the temporary abdication of his throne; having succumbed to the lure of entering into a state of self-imposed exile in order to better contemplate philosophy and write poetry. Accordingly, he has temporarily abandoned the several, lengthy, official, regal titles associated with his Imperial Office. In keeping with his inherent sense of fair play and propriety, he has, for the time being, instead taken on the severely demoted title of "Sir Daniel" as his way of showing solidarity with the rank and file of humanity. His future plans include, changing the broken B string on his battered acoustic guitar which he strums endlessly while whistling "Dixie" ...wandering from garbage cans to gutters, looking for a bottle with a drop or two of wine. He furthermore hopes to trade the dumpster he's been calling home (between a condemned Chinese restaurant and thriving popsicle factory), for a de-luxe apartment in the sky. And... to put the world's citizenry at ease... his future plans also include, among other just and noble causes; the resumption of his emperorship of earth. This he vows to do, "...when I'm good and ready." There are over 8 million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them. |
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Music:Member Since: 10/13/2006Band Website: shagwithatwist.com/crew.php Band Members: Sir Daniel von Kessel - Also: Daniel von Kessel, Daniel Kessel, Dan Kessel, And, our lead vocalist: Danny & the Ultra-Dimensionals Influences: Films: Night Tide, Payday, From Istanbul: Orders to Kill, The Wild Bunch, Born To Kill, Long Day's Journey into Night, This Sporting Life, Hombre, The Grapes of Wrath, Hell Is For Heros, The Swimmer, The Getaway, Vertigo, The Pawnbroker, Colorado Territory, Fashions of 1934, The Dangerous Years, Mulholland Drive, Satan in High Heels, Look In Any Window, Too Late Blues, The Best Years of Our Lives, The Hustler, Lilith, Lawrence of Arabia, The Damned, Lonely Are the Brave, etc. - Locations: Swiss Alps, Zurich, Santa Monica Beach & Pier/P.O.P., El Monte Legion Stadium, Van Nuys War Memorial Park -Music: Stephen Foster, Harry Warren & Al Dubin, Lester Young, Aaron Copland, G. F. Handel, Giovanni Palestrina, Wagner, Debussy, Ravel, (all "classical" composers), Gary U.S. Bonds, Hank Ballard, Hank Williams, Faron Young, Fred Astaire, Ramones, X-Ray Spex - Miscellaneous Influences: General George Washington, B.J. Baker, Florence Nightingale, Busby Berkeley, Lawrence Tierney, Howard Hughes, Jeanne d'Arc, Sir Winston Churchhill, Dr. Albert Schweizer, Audie Murphy, William Tyndale, Alfred Hitchcock, Elvis, Phil Spector Sounds Like: hollywood cosmic sonics Record Label: Kessel Bros. International Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Garage / Other / Classical) |
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My Blog |
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Maestro Phillip Spector |
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| I am so very, very pleased that the jury, in the government's unproven case against Maestro Phillip Spector, wisely, would not agree to convict.
Phillip Spector is Not Guilty.
-Daniel v. Ke... Posted by now a ghost on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:07:00 PST |
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MySpace... |
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| Sir Daniel regrets to inform you...
but, he's had it with all you losers.
With certain, rare exceptions among you, he's simply not interested in hearing from you and he asks that you please show ... Posted by now a ghost on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 01:04:00 PST |
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Handsomely Paid Empty Suits of Both Genders |
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| I've had it with idiot, fucking, smug, sanctimonious, supercilious asshole journalists, writers, pundits, "legal experts," other "so called" experts, talking heads, and other assorted ignoramuses... Posted by now a ghost on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST |
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I Love Elvis |
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| Elvis lives.He speaks to me.He is the blue print for my life plan.I have based everything on him.I love Elvis. -DvK-... Posted by now a ghost on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:58:00 PST |
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Brian Wilson |
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I was a guest of Brian Wilson and his great band, The Wondermints, at their show, last Friday night. I had the honor and pleasure of co-producing some recordings with ... Posted by now a ghost on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:05:00 PST |
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One Way To Outthink People |
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| One way to outthink peopleis to make them think youthink they'll think you'renot really thinking whatyou're trying to get themto think you think.
-DvK-... Posted by now a ghost on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST |
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Xolton si, DvK no. |
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| Salutations,
My dear friend, Blake Xolton (Kessel Bros. International production coordinator and recording artist), will leave, the first week of August, for Tibet, where he will ... Posted by now a ghost on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 01:11:00 PST |
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new stuff coming out produced by me |
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| A CD/DVD package featuring The Alley Cats is due to be released on Universal in about a week or so. Two of the recordings therein are Produced by Sir DvK (credited as Dan Kessel) and ... Posted by now a ghost on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST |
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Suburban Lawns/Wigs/DvK |
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| http://www.eggcityradio.com/?p=78comment-155
Why, it was just the other day... we (The Wigs) opened for the Lawns...
It was always fun to gig outside of Hollywood. The pathos of the surroun... Posted by now a ghost on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:19:00 PST |
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TONIGHT!!! |
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| Tonight is the 290th Anniversary of the debut performance of G.F. Handel's "Water Music." George Frideric Handel's Water Music is one of the most famous works composed during the Baroque Period. Thoug... Posted by now a ghost on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:50:00 PST |
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