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 Alyssa Dammit's Profile |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | new york, New York |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 2' 9" |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 7, 2008 (580 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| NO BITCH COLLECTORS ! I.e., no horny dudes who just want to wack off to pictures of my boobies.... If you have Jenna Jameson and other porn stars in your top friends list, or a bunch of girls that clearly a pimple ridden dork like yourself has never met in the real world, I will not add you. If we have never met, and have nothing in common I will probably not add you. If you are a pop band or a sucky band I will probably not add you. If we have met and I don't recall meeting you (which happens often, people!!!) I will probably not add you. Please send me a message with your friend requests or I will not add you. I have enough fuckers on my friend list who I have never met/ would never want to meet...... Otherwise.....Obssessive. Compulsive. Irrational. I enjoy the sound of the f train pounding above my head, romantic walks thru stinky parts of the city.... Looking for open bars past 5 am.... Hot fun in the summertime... . Seeing new shows, bum hunting. Dressing up for no reason. Vintage clothing,red lipstick, the beach, high high heels.... And explosives.Myspace Layouts For Girls | |
My Interests |
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| Politics. World Peace.... Save the whales..... Raising the dead.... | |
I'd like to meet:David Hassellhoff. |
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Movies:Shark movies to make me shriek. |
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Books:are good to sleep on.... |
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Heroes:Anyone with a dollar to put in the juke box... or even better, $5 |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Hometown: | outer space |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | rocket scientist/ bartender |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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Happy rainy Sunday
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Good afternoon Alyssa, I read your profile and thought I would send you an e-mail. I hope you are enjoying the weekend. Please allow me to tell you about myself. I am i... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:15:00 PST |
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Perhaps I ought to change the "swinger" relationship status.... Meet my new boyfriend ! |
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Joel
http://www.myspace.com/dsbd123789
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Apr 8, 2007 6:15 AM
Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 4/8/2007 6:15:00 AMBody:Good morning, I read your page and decided t... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST |
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Accosted !!!! Attack of the little old ladies..... |
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| Two days ago I was in Century 21 doing some budget shopping... its a fabulous little store, and I was enjoying spending moneys I certainly doing have on things I certainly don't need..... I was eyeing... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST |
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10 times in one day |
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| I am sitting here in the dark, with no heat because for the 10th time (between today and yesterday) , my power has blown out. Did I forget to pay my electric?? Well, yes, but that is taken care of now... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST |
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My mother thinks I am a prostitue. |
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| For christmas from her I recieved MULIPLE pairs of fishnet thigh highs.... a tiny little corset.... and a pair of do me heels ( plaid)
Thanks ma, your the best.
Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:41:00 PST |
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Jamaica and me..... or eaten alive.... or no, I don't need my hair braided. |
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| I just got back from my vacation to Ochio Rios, Jamaica ! What fun. It was great to get out of NYC for a little while, but I am glad to be back... Upon our arrival ( a late arrival with a 3 hour delay... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST |
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Dear Diary, |
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| (I have just learned to put pictures into my blog, so if I get it right, thank Alex (sir bulge in satans pants) and if I screw it up and you also thank him ) October is finally over. It has been a lon... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST |
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R.I.P. Jack O' Lantern |
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| So this past Sunday we had a pumpkin carving contest. It was tons of fun and while I know that knives and booze can be a dangerous combination, there were no fatalaties, or even injuries. The Pumpkin~... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST |
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git er done |
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| hee hee... so I was cleaning out all the junk on my computer and found this funny little bit:
Redneck Etiquette
Personal Hygiene~ While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that shou... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST |
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Curse you, mother nature! |
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| Today, I was determined not to spend another off day in front of the television watching Jerry Springer and Law and Order all day long. I had decided I needed to get out a bit... walk around..... Brea... Posted by Alyssa Dammit!!!!!! on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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LadyPurple, Kristen, kelly, Angela Beee, GENEVIEVE, Insectavora, My So-Called Tender Life, or something..., Doc Holliday's Bar- NYC, Lil' Mimi, Meridith, SCROTAL ECLIPSE OF THE FART, Ramona The Pest, Kathleen, The Bronchitisaurus, Honky Tonk Angel, PEPPER SOMERSET, Handmade Tattoos, Dyna-Dash, Ms. De Soto, Nina, Grayson, THE DEAD WALK !!, Batboy, Tom, Katie, la fea mas bella, Janie the Ripper, Confederacy of Ounces, InvaderShem, Zombie Kitten Originals™, Black Cherry Clothing™, Pirate Mike, Sonni, GR455Y N03L, Lord-David, victoria, Montikilla, Kristen, agent lead, Matt Muscle, Rufian, Pete, Frank, Punky Jewster X Hyphenated
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