tia lencha's Profile |
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Flaco, give me back my chones. |
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| Age: | 62 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Las Vegas, NEVADA |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
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| Last Login: | Jun 18, 2008 (72 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I like to make frijoles de la hoya. Te quero pegar con una matamoscas. My panties are big like the sun. Viva la revoluccion. | |
My Interests |
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| Going to Gwalmar (Walmart). Showing off my gordita. Saying, "sana,sana,sana colita de rana" and "Aye, Diosesito." | |
I'd like to meet:Si quieren, I help you with all of your problemas better than el Dr. Phil but not so much like Walter Mercado. ASK TIA LENCHA. |
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Music:Gloria Trevi, Los Tigres del Norte, Pedro Infante, Julio Iglesias, Bananarama, El Debarge |
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Movies:NO one takes me to the movies. Cabrones, hijos malagracidos. |
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Television:La Judge Judy, The Price is Right, Primer Noticias, The Roof, Sompa De Video, A La Cama |
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Books:No one buys me a book. Hijos, malagracidos. |
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Heroes:Che, Cesar Chavez, y La OprahThis profile was edited with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.4 |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | guadalajaraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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En el Chrismas, El Panti Claus viene y . . . . |
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| Oye Tia,What are you and Chente doing for Christmas? Me and my old lady are making a ham. Ju wanna comes over? &
nbsp; ... Posted by tia lencha on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 02:36:00 PST |
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Dear Chuy con La Vergota |
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| Dear Tia. i have a problem...but its a problem that i want. i fell in love tia. yes..i fell in love. and the person that i fell in love with is madly in love with me, also. so..tia. what to do. where ... Posted by tia lencha on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:53:00 PST |
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Tapada en Tucson |
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| Quierida Tia,Lately I have been feeling like something is wrong with me. Tia, I am already over 30 and I am feeling so sad and lonely. I keep thinking about my past. So I sit in the dark and cry and ... Posted by tia lencha on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST |
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La "Torn Up inside" se oye mas dirty que lo que es. |
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| tia lencha, theres this guy i like but dont know how to tell him and im afraid ill get rejected. I thought about giving him my number and telling him to call me but i have no chance cause the only ... Posted by tia lencha on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 05:12:00 PST |
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Question 23: El pobre lonely boy. |
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| Aye Tia, Pues, let me begin by saying que me meti en un desmadre... y se llama Nacha. She fucked up my ramfla and fucked my cousin, Fito, y lo malo es que every time I trip out to it, me siento como ... Posted by tia lencha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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And then she said..... |
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| It seemed as though diosesito had ignored our pleas, but today at 3AM CMT with the ceremonially members desnudos of her congression encircling her in love and prayer, Tia momentarily regai... Posted by tia lencha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Your Prayers are Needed: Tia Lencha found unconscious/seriously wounded 10 PM 5-24-05 |
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| It is my sad duty to inform all of you that our beloved Tia Lencha is in critical condition at our Lady of the Blessed Vagina Hospital in El Paso, Texas. Here is an exerpt from the article featured in... Posted by tia lencha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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El Question 22: Donde esta Chente |
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| Oye Tia,
Yup. I 'meber Chente. Ese mamon crea que es la shit del mundo. Como "Meester Hollywood" in los movies and his pinchi singing career.... vale puro DICK. Where is he now, cabrona? Tell me. ... Posted by tia lencha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Une chiste ..ja ja ja ja ja |
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| CHICANO GENIE
A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the Rio Grande River when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it,
and SNAP!!! A Genie appeared. She... Posted by tia lencha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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La Question 21: Que Chingados es Cinco de Mayo |
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| Hola Tia,
Que es Cinco de Mayo? Soy mejicano pero yo no se.
Gracias,
El pinche mas feo
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Dear Pinche Feo,
Ju heff comes to la... Posted by tia lencha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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