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| Location: | AUSTIN, Texas |
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| Last Login: | Jun 26, 2008 (56 days back) |
About Me |
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| Rock 'n' Roll ain't pretty and neither is Scott H. Biram. The self proclaimed 'Dirty Old One Man Band' successfully, and sometimes violently, lashes together blues, hillbilly and country precariously to raucous punk and godless metal. ??Biram ain't no dour ass singer/songwriter either, sweetly strumming songs about girls with big eyes and dusty highways. HELL NO!!! His singing, yodeling, growling, leering and brash preachin' and hollerin' is accompanied by sloppy riffs and licks from his 1959 Gibson guitar and pounding backbeat brought forth by his amplified left foot. The remainder of this one-man band consists of an unwieldy combination of beat-up amplifiers and old microphones strung together by a tangled mess of guitar cables.??Years of non-stop touring have honed his assault to a fine edge; his wide-eyed throw downs in the First Church of Ultimate Fanaticism routinely lead giddy followers to a fiery baptism.??Scott H. Biram wont die. On May 11th, 2003, one month after being hit head-on by an 18-wheeler at 75 MPH, he took the stage at The Continental Club in Austin, TX in a wheel chair - I.V. still dangling from his arm. With 2 broken legs, a broken foot, a broken arm and 1 foot less of his lower intestine, Biram unleashed his trademark musical wrath.??When Scott H. Biram took the stage at his 2004 SXSW festival showcase right after Kris Kristofferson he was quoted as growling "They said that was a hard act to follow....I'm a hard act to follow motherfuckers!!" The stunned crowd looked on.?
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My Interests |
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Music:Member Since: 3/29/2005Band Website: scottbiram.com Band Members: Scott Hiram Biram Influences: I hate music. Music sucks. Boo Music!! Sounds Like: Muddy As Fuck Record Label: www.BloodshotRecords.com Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Blues / Punk / Country) |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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$500 REWARD!! LOST MERCH |
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| Hey everybody,Like I said on my last bulletin we lost a box of CDs, and a box full of posters, patches, merch light and email list in Portland, OR outside of Dante's.Hillgrass Bluebilly is offering a ... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:35:00 PST |
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5 Years Since My Wreck |
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| It’s been 5 years since I was hit head on by a semi. Funny, I’ve been through so much lately..feels like I was hit all over again. Looks like I can live through anything though.So fuck it.... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:01:00 PST |
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Goodbye Fred The Chicken R.I.P. |
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| Today, well actually tonight, I had to lay another young chicken to rest.She died on Christmas Day 2007..Her unfortunate death came via my young Catahoula pup, Daisy May.Ruby Lou learned long ago that... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:51:00 PST |
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SHB Wins 2007 Dip Olympics!! |
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| I won first place in the 2007 Dip Olympics yesterday!!I wasn't even trying to place. I just didn't want to be the asshole that showed upwith no dip this year. But all the love I put into my Bitch-Eyed... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST |
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bitch bitch bitch |
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| bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Posted by Scott H. Biram on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:13:00 PST |
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and another thing!! |
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| These fucking waiters at cafeterias now..What the fuck do I need a waiter at the cafeteria for??...That's why I came here..so I don't have to tip a waiter.. please just bring back the lady with the ca... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:11:00 PST |
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I hate your little yellow Honda CRX |
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| or whatever fucking stupid piece of shit, little, loud ass, spoiler havin', ghetto rigged, blinged out, grocery store/strip mall parking lot hangin' out, drag racin', under age, text messaging, shitt... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST |
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About SHB tour dates |
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| Just want to remind everyone that the concert dates shown are always being added to.Tour dates get posted as they are confirmed so there are alot of gaps that will be filled.I just want to make sure t... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST |
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"Thanks for the ASS" |
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| Dude. I hate getting those "Thanks for the add" comments....Especially when they have your band's picture or album cover on it.I usually just deny them. Sorry if I seem like an asshole, but come on..t... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST |
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Join Scott H. Biram's Newsletter |
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| Hey, I send out a newsletter before every tour with my schedule. If you guys want to sign up just send me an email with subject "Newsletter" to scott@scottbiram.com.Also, join my message board at www.... Posted by Scott H. Biram on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:45:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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