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 Stoabie Princess's Profile |
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I love R Wayne |
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| Age: | 86 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Costa Del Dundee, Scotland |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Oct 17, 2008 (435 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I was born a feral child and raised by wolves in the Templeton woods of Dundee. At a young age I was abandoned by the pack due to excessive gorging and "diplays of low cunning too sinister even for wolves".Pikies took me in and taught me excellent life skills including gambling, drinking, conning, and toastie making.At school I learned all about scranning, recreational drugs, and tree climbing.In my spare time I manned adult chatlines and terrorised the community.I disappeared to America on a student exchange where I took on my biggest challenge - beating the Americans at eating. I won.(In some States I am known as "the stomach").
I cheated my way into Uni where I learned about the anatomical analysis of the pie, and criminal evidence and how to plant it 101.I also learned how to pick locks using only my teeth.I have had nearly 100 jobs and my skills include whingeing, offering to make coffee and not actually doing it, and eating/hiding other peoples lunches. I can sniff out a mars bar at a hundred paces.I am currently trying to eat and drink myself into an early grave before any of my creditors find me.
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Untitled 2 |
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My Interests |
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| http://celebrityscrapheap.blogspot.com/ | |
I'd like to meet:Someone that count cards and isn't afraid of going to jail. |
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Music:Glasvegas, Fratellis, The Ting Tings, The Pigeon Detectives, Primal Scream, The Little Kicks, Duffy, We are Scientists, Cold War Kids, Killers, Cage the Elephant, Black Kids, James Morrison, Blondie, Klaxons, Athlete, Paolo Nutini, ,The Macabees, Ghosts, Goldfrapp, Deftones, Arctic Monkeys, Run DMC, The Fray, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Kings of Leon, Alkaline Trio, Chillis, Radiohead, Interpol, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Zutons, Razorlight, Captain, Snow Patrol, Kooks, Forward Russia, Jeff Buckley, Luva Anna, Beck, The View, Lost Prophets, Feeder, The Law, Maximo Park, Pearl Jam, Raconteurs, De La Soul, The Cure, The Smiths, Happy Mondays, Beastie Boys, Smashing Pumpkins, Public Enemy, Pixies, James, The Libertines, Jane's Addiction, All American Rejects, The Rapture, G Love and Special Sauce, Nirvana, The Thrills, Gwen Stefani, Foo Fighters, White Zombie, The Wombats, Kasabian, The Enemy, The Fever, Kate Nash, Feist, Cockney Rebel, Jamie Lidell.....Did I mention The White Stripes??? |
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Movies:Blades of Glory, The 40 Year Old Virgin, White Chicks, The People Under the Stairs, True Romance, anything silly....or violent....or both. |
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Television:On last count....we have 4. |
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Books:As long as someone is dead, dying, or suffering horribly by the end of page one....I'm hooked. |
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Heroes:Sylar is the best....he could eat my brain. It probably wouldn't take very long. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Dundee |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | SECRET ASSASSIN |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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RETAIL THERAPY MY ARSE!!! |
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| So here's the scenario. I decide I need a bit of retail therapy, what with all this rain (a traffic cone actually floated past me on my way home from work today) and I found myself in a popular gener... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 02:39:00 PST |
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MYSPACE OR BEBO? |
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| In the interests of promoting my new blog as much as possible (http://celebrityscrapheap.blogspot.com/) I decided to post my profile on Bebo. Now, if you ask me.....you're either a Myspace person or a... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:23:00 PST |
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AN ANGRY RANT STARRING AN ENTIRE CAST OF PEOPLE TOO STUPID TO BE ALIVE. |
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| It's about time for a rant. And I have a good one. And I'm angrier than Gordon Ramsay would be if his wife made him a plate of oven chips for tea.
Four years ago I left The University of Abertay with... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:41:00 PST |
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TOP TEN HATES?!! |
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| Ok so it's a reverse top ten hates, I've written so many that I don't want you to think I'm completely bitter (yet). So here's my Top Ten Loves&&
1) Refusing to answer "Data Protection Questio... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 08:19:00 PST |
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Excuses, Excuses.... |
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| First of all, to the two or three people that miss my blog, I'm so sorry I haven't written anything this year, the only person I've really let down is myself etc. etc. I never for a moment thought I'... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Sat, 31 May 2008 03:55:00 PST |
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Sweet Revenge..... |
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| What I would give to turn the tables on my bank and charge them for the "system crash" that left me stranded in the city centre, seven months pregnant with no wages and no way of getting home. Unlike ... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:53:00 PST |
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TERRORISM: NAE CHANCE IN SCOTLAND |
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Only in Glasgow could terrorists be confused with sparring taxi drivers, and good on the Weegies for doing what we would all like to do and giving the bastards a decent kicking. There is no pla... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 08:12:00 PST |
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ON THE BUSES |
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| It's finally happened&..it's taken a decade and the breaking of several solemn promises to myself but it's finally happened. Since the untimely demise of my beloved car coupled with impending doom (a.... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:50:00 PST |
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THE EMO'S ARE WATCHING |
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| Please can anyone tell me what an Emo is.....I'm starting to get confused and slightly panicked. They seem to be taking over....people keep talking about them.... but I'm not sure how to spot one... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST |
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RIP The Beast (2006 - 2007) |
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| My car has finally passed on and for those of you that knew him I thought it might be appropriate to mark this dark day with a couple of words.....
I remember the first time I saw you and I burst in t... Posted by Stoabie Princess on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:48:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Pope GMan the 1st, THE CUNDEEZ, Discokingz, DUNDEE STREET POET, Tony, Baxter Park Sunbather, PSV, Murph, The Grimbo, MissDundee, Killer Angels, Xk4r, Leona, Kook, el badbHoy, Emma, Susan., M, Fraser, James, Dylan - photographer, HANNEY {new songs up!!}, John Herring, Liam / Neishy / Streaky, Beat Generator Promotions, Buck Rogers, Derek is cool., Elizabeth, Dundee Ben, Eggshell Egoz, , ged, MY NAMES NOT KUNG FU!, Celebrity X™
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