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 Erik Tait's Profile |
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| Age: | 23 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | LA, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 25, 2008 (554 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com Thank you for coming to my web page. It's very nice of you to pay attention to little old me. I'm a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles. I'm a political comic who has very little patience. Feel free to check out my semi-daily blog where I will give you the straight dope about what is going on. That's something the cool kids would say right? I'm not a cool kid. I'm more like an Ethiopian dipped in bleach. Well I've got to go before I develop a kidney infection or some sort of cyst. I'm not sure if that's possible, but it could happen. You never know..."425" height="350" This is me in a showcase at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto. Enjoy it, or bad things will happen.Garage Comedy in association with Magicopolis is proud to present The Bar Show! hosted by comedy magician Erik Tait. Featuring comedy and "bar" magic from a real bar. Around 10pm Every Saturday night at Magicopolis you'll see two comics and two magicians so close you could kill them. (but don't) All of this is completely FREE no drink minimum and no cover charge. the first Bar Show, Saturday June 7th will feature: the Host Erik Tait (Magician) Debbie Lockhart (comic) Chris Zapatier (Comic) Michael Rangel (Magician) Free Every Saturday night 10pm at Magicopolis 1418 4th Street, Santa Monica 90401 21+ only Broadcast LIVE on garagecomedy.com |
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My Interests |
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| Stand-up Comedy, Magic, Mentalism, Card Cheating, Con Artistry, Pick Pocket, Escapology, Art, More Comedy, Chaos, Panic, Disorder, More Comedy, Poetry, Prose, Acting, Staying up late at night, pretending I'm a velociraptor, and other interesting things. | |
I'd like to meet:("A woman made out of breasts." -Eddie Izzard) I'd like to meet a nice young woman. Oh yeah, I'd also like to meet myself from an alternate dimension, just to see how things could have been. That would be freaky as all hell.Yeah, those are my hands doing the card and coin work. You guessed right, I was on national television. |
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Music:Lacuna Coil, Voltaire, Tiamet, Metallica, Green Day, Ramones, Peter Murphey, Android Lust, The Faint, GWAR, any live Jazz, Prodigy, the Mortal Kombat soundtracks, and assorted other folks. |
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Movies:Shade is fantastic Closely followed by Maverick. I also like LOTR, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Blade, The Aristocrats, for some reason I liked Dukes of Hazzard, and of course Monty Python. |
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Television:Dark Angel, even though it's not on the air any more. Same goes for Black Books actually.... I also like Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, House (The best show on television), The Takedown, Inuyasha, Trigun, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. |
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Books:Anything by Steven Brust. The Vlad Taltos series rawks. I also like anything by John Stuart Mill and Immanual Kant. My current favorite book is either Expert At The Card Table by S.W. Erdnase, or Memoirs of a Geisha. Oh anything by James Swain is good, especially Grift Sense. |
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Heroes:S.W. Erdnase, Simon Lovell, Dai Vernon, Walter Irving Scott, Gazzo, Lewis Black, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, The person who ends up shooting Michael Moore, and the person who figured out how to make cigarettes. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Wassau, WI |
| Religion: | Wiccan |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Stand-Up Comic, Magician, Actor, Writer, Bad Ass |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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18 girls pregnant in one high school, Fox reacts stupidly |
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| Imagine my surprise when I get my morning cup of coffee and find out there is a high school where it was discovered there were 18 girls who are pregnant. Fox was covering the story in it's usual slow... Posted by Erik Tait on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:33:00 PST |
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The Bar Show 6/21 Erik’s Birthday Spectacular Featuring Ultra Special Guests! |
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| This week at the bar show is going to be unbelievable. We are celebrating my birthday in the traditional comedian tradition of traditions.A fucking huge show.When: Saturday June 21st 10:00 pmWhere: M... Posted by Erik Tait on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:32:00 PST |
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Check out this event: The Bar Show! Lets Empty the Liqour Cabinet! |
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| Hosted By: Erik TaitWhen: Saturday Jun 14, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: The Magicopolis Bar1418 4th St.Santa Monica, CA 90401United StatesDescription:Erik Tait Click Here To View Event... Posted by Erik Tait on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:52:00 PST |
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The Bar Show! - Live at Magicopolis |
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| Garage Comedy in association with Magicopolis is proud to present The Bar Show! hosted by comedy magician Erik Tait. Featuring comedy and "bar" magic from a real bar. Around 10pm Every Saturday night ... Posted by Erik Tait on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:01:00 PST |
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Funniest Damn Thing Ever. |
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| It is not often I can open up my internet browser and find comedy gold. The news story was so good that I can't write jokes about it. I have sat in one place all day but it is impossible to write an... Posted by Erik Tait on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:22:00 PST |
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The Nanny Weighs In... At One Hundred-Fifty Pounds of Stupid... |
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| There I am watching CNN because I was in a mood for sexy red graphics. I usually watch MSNBC, but sometimes I get a little jittery and need to watch a news anchor with less sex appeal. If I need to ... Posted by Erik Tait on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:35:00 PST |
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Pirates of the African Coast |
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| What the hell is going on? Seriously... Seriously... I log into MSNBC.com and find out that Somalian pirates have taken over a French yacht? This has to be some sort of over extended April Fool&rsqu... Posted by Erik Tait on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST |
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Erik Tait on Exscape.TV |
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| Check out the Delusion Master himself, Erik Tait, on Exscape.tv’s The Phil Van Tee Magic Show. Phil saw Erik perform his brand of unique and off kilter magic in the basement of The Magic Castle... Posted by Erik Tait on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:51:00 PST |
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Baseball Trials |
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| I know why we're losing the war. It's not President Bush. It's baseball. I wake up this morning and turn on MSNBC. Instead of news it's live coverage of Roger Clemens testifying in front of Congre... Posted by Erik Tait on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST |
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What the Fuck Happened? |
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| What the fuck happened last night? I watched, I went to bed, I woke up, and read the newspaper. No one knows what happened last night. Even the candidates are confused.Super Tuesday is supposed to ... Posted by Erik Tait on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:20:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Speak Easy, The Bar Show!, Tim Gilbert, Comedian ALYSIA WOOD, Linda Ellis, YURY, debbie, Bryant, Martha Marion, Spirits Open Mic, Garage Comedy, Masta B, Lorne Frohman, Angela Funovits, Lewis Black, I Hate Rupert Murdoch, Caligula, Chas Elstner, MILESTONE, Jessi, The Westside Eclectic, K.M.D., James B. Quintet, Johnny Craft: R.I.P. George Carlin, The Azoic, Polly & Jeff, ♥ Beth ♥, Nicholas, ~*GrAcIe*~, Mike MacQueen, ¡Lady Kristin!, DYKES OF HAZARD COMEDY TOUR, Michael, OF ECHOES, lu, WARNING: Anissa (Me) May Cause Brain Freeze., Jocelyn Kiser-McCoy, demongirl, Comedian Sven Amsterdam, Journey Light, Ana, Graham Borgfjord, Alex K, The Ed Galvez Punk House, VAL MYERS
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