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THE LUNACY MACHINE Twisted Tales Of Unfortunate Times |
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| Age: | 35 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | CHATHAM, ILLINOIS |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 1" |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 26, 2008 (518 days back) |
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About Me |
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BannerBreak.com - Cool Slideshows BannerBreak.com -is 35 years old. In 1998, he began writing The Lunacy Machine, a collection of twisted tales written in rhyme. This one-of-a-kind book of madness and mayhem, tells the unfortunate tales of average ordinary people during their darkest hours. What makes this book different then others, is that here, there is rarely any happy endings. Here, the stories interact with one another through clues in the body as well as through the dark art within. 'Twisted Tales Of Unfortunate Times' is a must for anyone thirsty for something different!! . . . . When people ask me to relate my book with another author, I can only say this; Take a pound of Stephen King, Three teaspoons of Edgar Allen Poe and mix in some Shel Silverstein, toss them in a blender, and you'll get The Lunacy Machine!! RECENTLY RANKED #555 IN ALL BOOKS, THE LUNACY MACHINE is made available to you through Amazon.com, Borders.com, Barnes & Noble and many others, who have stocked their warehouses for you!! Do not miss what I am about to show you!!! |
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Music:I like old country, but 70's and 80's are probably my favorite now that I've aged a little. My teen years, were filled with Twisted Sister, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, Ozzy, Metallica, Megadeath, Poison, Enigma, and probably the most favorite of all . . . .Pink Floyd. I have also craved the soundtrack, Trick or Treat. I stumbled onto a fantastic musician, Dion. Check his page out here: http://www.myspace.com/aureliadionCool Slideshows |
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Movies:Stephen King, The Shining, Storm of the Century, Christine and other Stephen King; Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, In The Mouth of Madness, Back to the Future, The Harry Potter movies, The Pixar movies, Goodfellas, Casino,The Jacket, Saw, Scarface, The Godfather, Excorcist and Shrek :)Cool Slideshows |
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Books:I've always liked The Brother's Grimm, Stephen King, Wes Craven, Shel Silverstein, and twisted dark little stories that are quick and a good read. My book, 'THE LUNACY MACHINE,' Twisted Tales of Unfortunate Times, was designed for the reader who likes a quick, easy-to-read, series of stories. 59 stories in all, The Lunacy Machine will keep you reading and wondering for hours as my stories relate with one another through their twisted bodies and dark art. Can you see what's happening here? The Lunacy Machine is in stores NOW! Come Take a Look!!! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Correctional Officer/ Writer |
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The Thanksgiving Dare (An LM Poem) |
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The Thanksgiving Dare
A dare was made that night
To a boy named Thomas Poe.
He had no choice... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:37:00 PST |
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NOW TAKING ORDERS FOR LM LIMITED POSTERS |
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| *ALL LIMITED PRINTS WILL BE AVAILABLE AT LUNACYMACHINE.COM VERY SOON!! IT IS WORTH THE WAIT!!
DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A SIGNED PIECE OF LUNACY MACHINE HISTORY!
The posters are complet... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:08:00 PST |
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An Exciting Day for THE LUNACY MACHINE |
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| Hey Everyone,
Well, yesterday was very exciting as I took my case one step further. I hired a new lawyer and presented my case of harrassment to the judge. It didn't take 30 minutes for th... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:51:00 PST |
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UNDER THE RAINBOW by: THE LUNACY MACHINE |
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| UNDER THE RAINBOW
Miss Gulch, again, out from her den,
Which brought back the farm scene again
And Toto she took,
This witch, what a crook
Soon after, came dust in the wind.
And the clouds bega... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:59:00 PST |
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THE LUNACY MACHINE & Barnes N Noble |
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| SEE WHY PEOPLE
ARE CALLING
THE LUNACY MACHINE..
"The most original and twisted book of 2007!!"
"Endless reading and solving!"
"A twisted mess of good writing!"
RECENTLY, RANKED 3 IN ... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST |
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OUIJA (LM poem) |
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| Ouija
"Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We're asking for the dead to speak,
It's only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died."
The oracle m... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST |
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DEAD CAT EXTENDED(LM poem) |
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| Dead Cat
(Extended Version)
The neighbors' cat got hit by a car,
And he lived by way of luck.
The problem was his paw was flat,
And the poor damn thing was stuck.
He pulled and pulled for ho... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST |
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WHAT GNAWS ON MY SPINE (LM poem) |
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| What Gnaws On My Spine
Awakening back pains are a strain on my brain.
What I thought was the rain
And arthritical pain,
Was far from the answer, the doctor explained.
What you've got he... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST |
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SICK (LM poem) |
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| Sick
I called in sick to work today;
Sometimes that's not so bad.
My head is stuffy;
My body's achy;
My hands and legs are kinda shaky.
My eyes are weary and sort of blurry.
My sinuses, too, have star... Posted by Chris McKinney; Author of THE LUNACY MACHINE on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:39:00 PST |
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