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 The Dr. of Mixology's Profile |
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| Age: | 35 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | VERNON, New Jersey |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 4" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Last Login: | May 25, 2009 (217 days back) |
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About Me |
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| The details of my life are inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chole with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.....
I have been a bartender for about 12 years now. No; it is not my main job, but I could make it if I wanted to. I have made quite a name for myself with my presence behind the helm..I am known for a number of specialty drinks I have made over the years. This is why I am known as the Dr. of Mixology. The Dr. is on duty as of now....
No; I am not a gyno...but I will take a look for you though.
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | west milford |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | tree work, bartender, blacksmith |
My Blog |
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Life it just keeps passing by... |
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| Well it would seem that every 8 months to a year I lose some one dear to me.
Uncle Charlie
John Lachat Jr
Aunt Cassie
And the list keeps going...
Those are the worst in the last 2 and a half years...
... Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:13:00 GMT |
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Time for a new gig...... |
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| It is getting near time for the Dr. of Mixology to move on to new and bette things. I am starting to get bored again with the same ol' routine. I think it is time for a new adventure. New faces....
I ... Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:18:00 GMT |
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Here is to 08’ the start of a better year..... |
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| So; I had a gathering at my place. I think it went over pretty damn well. One small altercation...But; shit happens. A bunch of good friends were there. Unfortunately; there were some that were not. :... Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:47:00 GMT |
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R.I.P. John LaChat Jr. |
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| This is in rememberence of a great friend. John and I met probably about 15 years ago at Frontier Lanes in Warwick. We have been the best of friends ever since. We have celebrated our birthdays togeth... Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 14:21:00 GMT |
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Weird Facts |
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| Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing thei... Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:05:00 GMT |
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