I do a comic strip called Bassist Wanted . I also perform with the Harold Team 1985 at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in New York .

Bassist Wanted A comic strip about music, man.

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Well, I was born and raised in Philadelphia. I spent most of my days on the playgrounds really. Just you know, maxing, relaxing, sometimes I would just play all cool, too. Oh, I also loved to shoot basketball outside of my school.

Then... this one day, these couple of guys who were just up to no good, you know, they just generally started making trouble around my neighborhood. I got into this fight, just one, a little fight really, but still, my mom got scared, so she was all, "Hey, look, you're going to move in with your aunt and uncle who live in Bel Air." (which is in California) So then I whistled for a cab, and this one pulled up, and as it got close I realized it had dice in the mirror, which I thought was odd, but I said, "Screw it, hey man, can you take me to Bel Air (which is in California)."

It took a long time because we were driving from Philadelphia all the way across the country to California, but we pulled up to the curb at seven or eight or so the next day (I forget exactly when, but it was around seven or eight). And I said goodbye to the cabbie, and said, "Smell you later, dude!" Which was like part of a little running joke we had during our cross-country roadtrip, so he laughed at that.

Anyway, I looked around at the house, which was really nice, almost looked like a castle, so I thought, "Well, here I am finally, what a long trip, and I guess I'm the new 'prince' at this kingdom. The fresh, new prince of Bel Air, that's what I am!" And that made me laugh, so I went in, and I've been living there ever since.

Finally, in conclusion, sit on it, Brandy !