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 Jimmy the Carrot's Profile |
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They call me Jimmy the Carrot. 'Cause I'm good for the eyes. |
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| Age: | 36 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Santa Fe, New Mexico |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 7" |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Jun 30, 2008 (104 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| He was always wallowing in mud and muck, making his nose smutty, his face dirty, his mouth open as he chased flies, running wildly after butterflies. He pissed all over his shoes, shat on his shirt, blew his nose on his sleeves, and splashed and paddled and drabbled everywhere. He sharpened his teeth on wooden shoes, washed his hands with soup, combed his hair with a wineglass, ate his humble pie and crow without a napkin, chewed as he laughed and laughed as he chewed, often spat in the collection plate, emitted good fat farts, pissed at the sun, hid under the water to avoid the rain, walked around in a daze, daydreaming, played at billing and cooing, threw up all over, made his teeth clack together like a monkey reciting a prayer, said the first thing that came into his head (and then forgot it), did the wrong thing at the right time, kicked a slave so the master would learn a lesson, put the cart in front of the horse, scratched when he didn't itch, wormed out other people's secrets, grabbed at everything and picked up nothing, ate his cake before he ate his meal, tilted at windmills, tickled himself so he could laugh, made fun of the gods, made a fool of himself (and tried to make a fool of Mother Nature), ruined reams of expensive paper, ran like hell, drank like a fish, reckoned without his host, beat around the bush (without catching any birds), believed that clouds were curtains and the moon was made of green cheese, made an ass of himself if he got paid for it, used his fist for a hammer, believed that Rome was certainly built in a day, always looked a gift horse in the mouth, counted his chickens before they hatched, pushed his luck, placed all of his eggs in one basket, couldn't tell cock from bull, dropped a pinch of sugar in a vat of vinegar, collected water in a sieve, made a virtue of necessity, cut off his nose to spite his face, split all the hairs he liked, always cast his pearls before swine, and vomited every morning like a drunken lord. | |
My Interests |
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| Dissolute Abandoned Debauched Dissipated Licentious Profligate Reprobate Sybaritic Lubricous Scurrilous Concupiscent Satyric Iniquitous Vitiated Caitiff Voluptuary Rapscallion Sad Clown. "He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man." |
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I'd like to meet:Your Dark Side.Watch This: .. |
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Music:The sound of your voice.Call me. 505-983-6769. Just TRY to freak me out... |
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Television:.. width="425" height="350" .. |
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Heroes:Now in alphabetical order:Francis Bacon J.G. Ballard Georges Bataille Hans Bellmer Nick Cave Leonard Cohen Rodney Dangerfield Divine Max Ernst Karen Finley Bob Flanagan Rod Harrison Werner Herzog Alfred Jarry Ken Jennings Alejandro Jodorowsky Don Knotts Richard von Krafft-Ebing Comte de Lautreamont Little Debbie Lord Buckley Marquis de Sade Edith Massey Flannery O'Connor Ol' Dirty Bastard Dorothy Parker Emo Phillips Cherry Poppens Leopold von Sacher-Masoch Peter Sellers Lars von Trier John Waters |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Tucson, Az |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Libertine, Interlocutor, Nympholept, Roue. |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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My Favorite Things |
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| Thornpricks from rosesand scratches from kittenshot copper kettlesand long latex mittensred-headed packages ties up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things.... Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:53:00 PST |
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the magic suitcase |
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| Today I was at the Goodwill outlet storethey have a few tablesbut mostly just big bins full of crap. I got there right when they started wheeling out the new bins and the place was PACKED. People were... Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:58:00 PST |
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Her, she's... |
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| Everything about her spelled trouble,
But it was dark,
And I thought it spelled 'truffles'. Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:08:00 PST |
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The Process IS the Product |
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| It is not the SONG,It is the WANT to sing. Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:13:00 PST |
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In Dreams I Walk With You |
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| Death by Embracing the Reflection of the Moon
Chinese poet Li Po (701-706) is regarded as one of the greatest poets in China's literary history. He was well known for his love of liquor and often sp... Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:05:00 PST |
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The Cruciverbalist Kiss |
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| I will Boggle your body
and Scrabble your mind
and leave you
crying out Cross Words. Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST |
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Thought of the Day |
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| The true revolutionary is guided by strong feelings of love.-Ché GuevaraThe true lover is guided by strong feelings of revolution.-Jimmy the Carrot Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST |
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"I'm an actor too!" |
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| All the world IS a stage
but the play is badly cast.
-Oscar Wilde Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:16:00 PST |
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HUG LIFE |
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| Today is the anniversary of TUPAC's death.If you believe in that sort of thing.I can't help but think that maybe if he embraced a HUG LIFE lifestyle, instead of the THUG LIFE, he would still be with u... Posted by Jimmy the Carrot on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST |
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That Old Time Religion |
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My Friends |
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Holly Berlin, Aimée, MonaLisa, Marie, kate, Chadney Everett, F(l)ight, Helen Back, Theater Grottesco, The Process, Angel Trumpets & Devil Trombones, s umitra, Red, La Casa Sena Wine Shop, Ricaroo, mindy, &, MODIVA, Moby Dick, claire, ??-Scottie (Tokyobot) Tsunami-??, alexandra, LOW DIGITAL, Benji, Jenifa O, Rachel, Diane, Jacob Summers, Felecia Ford, Chryste
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