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The present-day composer refuses to die. |
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| Age: | 24 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | RICHMOND, Virginia |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 15, 2008 (157 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends. | |
About Me |
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| my name is Snarky Lee McBullhorn, though sometimes i do introduce my self as Jethro or Lucifer. this isn't to be cute, it just depends on my mood at the time. i used to have a long list of random things on here describing my personality, but i felt it was too pretentious. besides, i gotta have some secrets. the friends i already have have had ample time to pore over and dissect said list, so now i feel it is time for a new phase.
from here on out: *i will not answer any unasked questions, nor will i lie to any inquiring minds. *i will not use a myspace editor on my profile, but my blog is fair game. *i will, speaking of which, try to put at least one poem a week in my blog, and a journal entry whenever i feel so inclined. *i will not add "myspace whores" unless they seem like someone i would like anyway. *i will not censor my profile in any way, shape, or form. if you don't like what you see, don't look. i have reached a strange part of my life, so be prepared for some unusual things to grace my profile. _______________________________________________________ "A little flesh, a little breath, and a reason to rule all - that is myself." -Marcus Aurelius, R.I.P. _______________________________________________________ "Information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, wisdom is not truth, truth is not beauty, beauty is not love, love is not music, music is the best." -Frank Zappa, R.I.P. _______________________________________________________ "...I shall conquer, I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen terror! I have seen horror! I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the very recesses of the human soul! I have seen all this, but until this day i have never...seen...you!" -Raul Julia, R.I.P. as Gomez Addams (Addams Family Values) _______________________________________________________ "...Mongo only pawn in game of life." -Alex Karris as Mongo (Blazing Saddles) _______________________________________________________ "The present-day composer refuses to die." -Edgar Varese, R.I.P. _______________________________________________________ "Only Nixon could go to China" -old Vulcan proverb _______________________________________________________ "One who battles monsters should see that he himself does not become one." -Freiderich Nietzche "Eat me." -Anonymous (both from Ravenous) _______________________________________________________ "God is dead." -Nietzche "Nietzche is dead." -God [anonymous] _______________________________________________________ "Nice fucking model!" -Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice) _______________________________________________________ "Never quit. Never, never quit." -Winston Churchill _______________________________________________________ "When all else has been done and said, along comes Mr. Oysterhead." -Les Claypool _______________________________________________________ "You can fool all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but never all of the people all of the time." -Abraham Lincoln, R.I.P. _______________________________________________________ "Cogito ergo sum." ("I think, therefore, I am.") -Rene Descartes, R.I.P. _______________________________________________________ "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'." -Frank Zappa _______________________________________________________ "Come into my parlor." -the Spider to the Fly _______________________________________________________ "Even if yer just a ditchdigger, be the best damn ditchdigger you can be. Always go full-bore." -William Fleshood _______________________________________________________ "Broom-riding, card-carrying, and proud of it." -Rebecca Abbott _______________________________________________________ "It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln _______________________________________________________ "Naturally, the common people don't want war, but after all, it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country." -Hermann Goering, Hitler's Reich-Marshall at Nuremburg trials _______________________________________________________ "You are a fluke of the universe you have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back." -"Deteriorata" by National Lampoon _______________________________________________________ "Those whom life does not cure, death will." -Cormac McCarthy _______________________________________________________ "Hey, y'all, watch this!" -famous last words _______________________________________________________ "I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure." -Mark Twain _______________________________________________________ "Though the mills of God grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small. Though with patience He stands waiting, with exactness grinds He all. -Friedrich von Logau _______________________________________________________ "if you are not afraid to face the music, someday you might get to lead the band." -Anonymous _______________________________________________________ "Quando omni flunkus moritati" (When all else fails, play dead.) -motto of the Possum Lodge _______________________________________________________ "Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda _______________________________________________________ "Life's a long song, and the tune ends too soon for us all." -Jethro Tull _______________________________________________________ "The Old Father wove the skein of your life long ago. Go and hide in a hole if you like; but you will not live one second longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits man nothing." -Dennis Storhøi as Herger the Joyous (The 13th Warrior) _______________________________________________________ "Nothing is more unnerving to the truly conventional than the unashamed misfit!" -J. K. Rowling _______________________________________________________ "Broken hearts are for assholes." -Frank Zappa, R.I.P. _______________________________________________________ and here comes the icepick to the forehead! |
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My Interests |
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Caveman - the invention of music movies, music, food, women, driving, Playstation 1 & 2, pro wrestling, rumble, sewing, sleeping, t.v., weapons, construction, deconstruction, reading, zombies, death, the occult and bizarre, sudoku, rare movies, smoking, drinking, bones, psychotic disorders, writing, puzzles, patterns, incense, hair. Video games: -Sega Genesis --Aladdin --Comix Zone --Earthworm Jim --Gargoyles --Global Gladiators --Greendog --The Lion King --Sonic the Hedgehog --Streets of Rage 2 --Taz: Escape from Mars --Tinhead -PC --Doom --Duke Nukem: Duke It Out in D.C. --Minesweeper --Quake --Redneck Rampage Rides Again --Tetris -PSOne --Gex: Enter the Gecko --Gex: Deep Cover Gecko --Pandemonium --Quake II --Thrill Kill --Wild 9 -PS2 --Castlevania --Dr. Muto --Dynasty Warriors series --God of War --Guitar Hero --Maximo: From Ghosts to Glory --Maximo vs. the Army of Zin --Rygar --Sly Cooper series --Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy --Tak and the Power of Juju --Taz: Wanted --Vexx why does it hurt when I pee? |
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I'd like to meet:people who share a similar wavelength of the mind variety. |
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Music:Frank Zappa - St. Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast Add to My Profile | More Videos The Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hammer Col Les Claypools Frog Brigade - 'Buzzards of Green Hill' Add to My Profile | More Videos In The Hall Of The Mountain King - Edvard Grieg Focus - Hocus Pocus Add to My Profile | More Videos The Kinks - Lola The Animals - House Of The Rising Sun Add to My Profile | More Videos Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the U.K. Ram Jam - Black Betty Add to My Profile | More Videos Mothers of Invention - Mother People i can tolerate almost anything, but prefer rock. here is a comprehensive list: AC/DC Alice Cooper Allman Brothers Band Andrew W.K. The Animals Atlanta Rhythm Section Audio Adrenaline Audioslave The Band Banjo & Sullivan B.B. King The Beatles Billy Ray Hatley Black Sabbath The Bloodhound Gang Blue Oyster Cult the blues Bob Dylan The Cardiacs Chumbawumba Clann An Drumma classical music Cream Creedence Clearwater Revival Danny Elfman Dark Lotus Deep Purple The Doors Eric Clapton Flogging Molly Frank Zappa Godsmack Gorillaz Grateful Dead Green Jelly GWAR Harvey Danger Helloween The Hives Hunting MacLeod Insane Clown Posse Jethro Tull Jimi Hendrix Joe Popp John Lee Hooker yer mother wears combat boots John Prine John Valby Karp Kid Rock King Con King Crimson King Diamond Korn Led Zepplin Les Claypool & the Holy Mackerel Lynyrd Skynyrd Metallica The Misfits The Mothers Of Invention Mushroomhead Nirvana The Offspring Overdrive 360 Oysterhead Ozzy Ozbourne Pink Floyd Powerman 5000 Primus Probot Queen Rammstein Rob Zombie The Rolling Stones Sevendust Sister 7 Slipknot Strong Bad Swamp Boogie Queen System of a Down Ted Nugent Tripping Daisy Twiztid Unsane "Weird Al" Yankovic White Mansions (CD) White Zombie The Who Frank Zappa The Zutons ZZ Top when all else has been done and said, along comes Mr. Oysterhead. |
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Movies:200 Motels Promo Add to My Profile | More Videos action -The 13th Warrior -28 Days Later -Alien vs. Predator -Batman -Batman Returns -The Blues Brothers -The Chronicles of Riddick -Con Air -Crossworlds -Darkman -Enter the Dragon -The Fifth Element -Fight Club -Formula 51 -Fortress -Indiana Jones I, II, and III -The Longest Yard (original) -The Matrix -Men In Black I and II -Mortal Kombat -National Treasure -Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl -Pitch Black -Pulp Fiction -Reign of Fire -Resident Evil -Roman Polanski's Pirates -Spawn -Stargate -Star Wars Episodes 4-6 -They Live -Tremors 1-4 -X-Men I and II comedy -A Gnome Named Gnorm -Airheads -Almost Heroes -Bad Santa -BASEketball -Beavis & Butthead Do America -The Big Lebowski -Black Sheep -Blazing Saddles -Blue Collar Comedy Tour I and II -Caddyshack -Cabin Boy -Cheech and Chong's Still Smokin' -Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke -City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold -Clerks -Clue -comedy specials -Dazed and Confused -Death to Smoochy -Dirty Work -Down Periscope -Dracula: Dead and Loving It -Evil Alien Conquerors -Freaked -Groundhog Day -Half-Baked -Hear No Evil, See No Evil -High Spirits -Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -The Jerk -Joe's Apartment -J-Men Forever -Kelly's Heroes -Kingpin -Kung Pow! Enter the Fist -Major League I, II, and III -Monkeybone -Monty Python and the Holy Grail -Monty Python's The Meaning of Life -Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie -National Lampoon's Animal House -National Lampoon's Last Resort -The Pest -Robin Hood: Men in Tights -Shrek I and II -South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut -Spaceballs -Team America: World Police -Tommy Boy -Trading Places -Uncle Buck -The Waterboy -Who Framed Roger Rabbit? -Yellowbeard -Young Einstein -Young Frankenstein drama -A Time to Kill -Arlington Road -Braveheart -The Day After Tomorrow -Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb -Dogma -The Edge -Falling Down -Full Metal Jacket -The Ghost and The Darkness -Glory -King Kong (original) -The Last Waltz -Lord of the Rings I, II, and III -Men of Honor -The Pentagon Wars -Platoon -Robin Hood: Prince of Theives -Rollerball (original) -Taxi Driver -The Wall family -Animusic 1&2 -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -Harry Potter 1-4 -The Nightmare Before Christmas -The Princess Bride -Rudy -Willow -Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory horror -The Abominable Dr. Phibes -Basket Case I, II, and III -Bruce Campbell vs. the Army of Darkness -Bubba Ho-Tep -Dead Alive -The Devil's Rejects -Dr. Phibes Rises Again -Evil Dead I and II -The Exorcist I and IV -Frankenstein (original) -Freaks -Freddy vs. Jason -From Dusk Till Dawn -Ginger Snaps I, II, and III -God Told Me To -Halloween -House of 1000 Corpses -The House on Haunted Hill -Idle Hands -I, Madman -It -Jason X -Monster Man -Night of the Living Dead -The People Under The Stairs -Ravenous -SAW I and II -Se7en -Shadow of the Vampire -Shaun of The Dead -Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood -Tales form the Crypt: Demon Knight -Tales from the Hood -The Texas Chainsaw Massacre I and II -The Thing -Wishmaster I and II thriller -A Clockwork Orange -The Attic Expeditions -Dark City -The Ninth Gate -The Order -The Shining -The Silence of the Lambs schlock -Alien 51 -Bad Taste -Big Money Hustlas -Cannibal! The Musical -Geek Maggot Bingo (only for real cinema weirdos) -Killer Klowns from Outer Space -Lord of the G-Strings -Lunchmeat -The Rocky Horror Picture Show -Terror Firmer -Thus Spake Zarathustra (by Nick Zedd. a real weird one) -The Toxic Avenger I and IV careful with that ax, Eugene... |
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Television:is the opiate of the masses! And what a opiate. human -Becker -The Benny Hill Show -Blackadder -Blue Collar TV -The Colbert Report -Comedy Central -The Daily Show with Jon Stewart -Dinosaurs! -Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe -Distraction -The Drew Carey Show -ECW (old school) -Family Feud -the History Channel -Home Improvement -How It's Made -Jeopardy! (what the hell is with the exclamation point?) -Late Night with Conan O'Brien -Law & Order -Married...With Children -Maximum Exposure -Mind of Mencia -Mr. Show with Bob and David -Monty Python's Flying Circus -Mystery Science Theater 3000 -the news -Real Time wih Bill Maher -The Red Green Show -Saturday Night Live -Scrubs -Whose Line Is It Anyway? (the old stuff, mainly) -Win Ben Stein's Money -WWF -You Can't Do That On Television toon -12 oz. Mouse -AAAAH!! Real Monsters -Aqua Teen Hunger Force -Beavis & Butt-Head -Clerks -Earthworm Jim -Family Guy -Futurama -Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law -Looney Tunes -Mission Hill -The Oblongs... -The Ren & Stimpy Show -Robot Chicken (it's alive!) -Rocko's Modern Life -Sealab 2021 -The Simpsons -Space Ghost Coast to Coast -Spongebob Squarepants -Squidbillies -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show (do the Mario!) -Super Samurai Pizza Cats -Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (original) sitting here in darkness, I can only hope my wish comes true; that one day I'll get you in my hands, AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU! |
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Books:1984-George Orwell The Adventures of Tom Sawyer & Huckleberry Finn -Mark Twain Alfred Hitchcock: Stories That Scared Even Me -various Beowulf -Anonymous Bring Me Children -David Martin City Infernal -Edward Lee The Complete Short Stories of Ambrose Bierce -Ambrose Bierce The Devil's Dictionary -Ambrose Bierce Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde -Robert Louis Stevenson Green Eggs and Ham -Dr. Seuss Harry Potter 1-6 -J.K. Rowling Have A Nice Day: A Tale of Blood, Tears, and Sweatsocks -Mick Foley Loch -Paul Zindel LOTR: Weapons & Warfare -Chris Smith Meditations -Marcus Aurelius The Ransom of Red Chief -O. Henry Regarding Roderer -Guillermo Martinez Salem's Lot -Stephen King Schott's Food & Drink Miscellany -Ben Schott Schott's Original Miscellany -Ben Schott Schott's Sporting, Gaming, and Idling Miscellany -Ben Schott Secret Societies: A History -Arkon Daraul The Sign of Four -Arthur Conan Doyle Tietam Brown -Mick Foley Topsy-Turvies -Mitsumasa Anno Where The Wild Things Are -Maurice Sendak The Zombie Survival Guide -Max Brooks gotta, gotta try a little tenderness |
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Heroes:True heroes are anonymous |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | this side of the ether |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | Someday |
| Occupation: | death's toll collector |
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My Blog |
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Denis Leary ain't got nothing on me. |
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| why are so many people using the word "douche" or "douchebag" instead of "asshole" nowadays? when i'm skimming thru comments, forums, reviews, basically anywhere people can argue thru a modem, i see t... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:52:00 PST |
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brain gravy |
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| i'm mad as a hatterwith three times the hatsi'm a 1000 batterwithout any batsi sprinkle my hoodustin young lovers' bedsand drizzle my sputumon rich peoples' headsi go where i want tono worries, no car... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:45:00 PST |
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a dream so weird i had to post it |
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| first off, this description will be graphic; as in i will not use euphemismsas best i can remember, it starts out with me assuming the role of Harry Potter as if it were real life. i don't have his bo... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:58:00 PST |
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that time of the month again |
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| attentionmrandmrsamericaandallourshipsatsealetsgotopress!fir
st off, for those of you who don't know, i will soon officially be Uncle Snarky; my little sis is having her first baby. when she called to ... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:01:00 PST |
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lupus cerastes |
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| of a bull and bulldog he was born,an experiment with candy corn,he's kinda pissed so be forewarned,the big ol' bad wolf with horns.he spends his days in patchouli haze,pissin in yer waterways,by his s... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST |
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meditations 3607 |
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| While it is true that Saddam was a brutal leader, I don't think the people of Iraq were ready for him to be removed from power. I don't think they were, or are yet, organized enough to have gotten rid... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 04:51:00 PST |
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ask Uncle Snarky |
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| Hey kids, got a problem that ya just find the answer to? Feel like you'll never find it? Well, just ask ol' Uncle Snarky and he'll give ya his advice on it. It doesn't matter if it's about love, money... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST |
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my face is almost naked |
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| my beard is gone, almost. it's mainly been shortened to the point where you can see skin under it. if you live near me, you might be able to see it, if you can find me in the ... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST |
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comfort |
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| you know what comfort is? comfort is being able to be naked around those around you. if you can be naked around someone, that is comfort, and friendship. being naked is also a sign ... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST |
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the fallout drinking song |
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| (a la "We're painting the roses red" from Alice in Wonderland)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
our fa-mi-lies are dead,our fa-mi-lies are dead,and each of us has got an armgrow-ing out of our head
they drop... Posted by Snarky McBullhorn on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:57:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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