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 Michael Somerville's Profile |
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Glamour's Next Jake? You Decide! |
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| Age: | 69 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW YORK, NY |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20) |
| Last Login: | Jun 21, 2008 (76 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I am a comedian from Comedy Central and VH1-- the ALARM CLOCK below plays tracks from my CD "Welcome to Somerville"! I am a 6 foot Gemini who enjoys the color blue. I like sleeping late and fettuccini, and loathe the sound of honking horns. While generally convivial, I am most fun after coffee. Check out my website michaelsomerville.com and, to find out when I'm performing in YOUR neighborhood, sign up for my mailing list below!MICHAEL -- DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING BELOW THIS LINE JOIN MAILING LIST (Required fields are marked with * below.) Email Address * First Name State/Province * If state not on menu, select "Other" and fill in box. This list has a privacy policy . |
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My Interests |
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| Laughing, dancing like a fool and slumber. | |
I'd like to meet:Fun, cool people who like comedy! |
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Music:U2 (last concert tour rocked!), Tom Petty, Green Day, Stevie Nicks |
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Movies:Old School, Garden State, Office Space, Lost in Translation, Caddyshack |
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Television:Family Guy, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle Show, Seinfeld, Cheers |
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Books:I've always loved Shel Silverstein's "Where the Sidewalk Ends" and think I get it even more now that I'm grown up! , "White Noise" (Don DeLillo) |
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Heroes:My parents are pretty amazing people and have always been supportive ("Mom, dad... I'm gonna be a comedian!" Mom? dad? Are you OK?") |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Occupation: | Comedian |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Things That Scare Me |
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| Today in an interview, I was asked what scares me in this world. Here is my answer:1. A world without caffeine2. Children who whistle well3. Men who smell like baby powder... Posted by Michael Somerville on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:21:00 PST |
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Make Me Hot!!! |
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| Ridiculous? Perhaps! But you're looking at a finalist for the first ever "Hottest Web Host" contest! The competition only runs until this Friday so please vote now! Just click the link, scroll down... Posted by Michael Somerville on Tue, 06 May 2008 03:38:00 PST |
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Interview in Sunday New York Times |
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| IF Michael Somerville is not yet instantly recognizable, give him time. And keep your eyes open for a 6-foot-1 guy wandering around northern New Jersey in a graduation gown or a bathing suit.Mr. Somer... Posted by Michael Somerville on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST |
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Happy Valentine's Day! |
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| To help the guys out there who are struggling to come up with the right thing to say on Valentine's Day, I've created the following universal love letter appropriate for any relationship be it the lo... Posted by Michael Somerville on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 05:20:00 PST |
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Cover Your Mouth |
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| You are sick, it is clear,
And contagious I fear,
Yet you're out and about,
Spreading germs without doubt.
So I'm asking you please,
Cover up when you sneeze.
You should be in bed,
With ... Posted by Michael Somerville on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST |
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The Corkscrew |
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| I had a date. Thank you, I was excited too. I was making her dinner at my place, no simple task as I have one pot, one pan and use a towel as an oven mitts... and then as the table cloth. But with som... Posted by Michael Somerville on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST |
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Apparently, I'm a Pop Star! |
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| Move over Timberlake, popstarsplus.com interviewed me for my new show "Stand Up or Shut Up" on Starz... I hope this doesn't mean I have to learn how to dance!Michael Somerville Interview1) How did you... Posted by Michael Somerville on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:16:00 PST |
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To The Girl at Starbucks |
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| I see you, I see you, sitting there with your tea,I wonder, I ponder, if you can see me,Sitting there in you tank top and naughty bra strap,Jean skirt and flip flops and your hand in your lap. You're ... Posted by Michael Somerville on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST |
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Ode to Broccoli |
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| Inspired by my attempts to get in shape for the summer...
Ode to Broccoli
Oh broccoli, broccoli, how I hate thee,
Dip you in cheese and feed you to me,
I'm supposed to eat you and believe me I try,
Bu... Posted by Michael Somerville on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:43:00 PST |
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Thoughts from the Road... |
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| Today I bought a slice of pizza at the airport and realized I was basically sharing a pie with strangers from all over the world.
People who talk loudly on their cell phones never say anything inte... Posted by Michael Somerville on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:10:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Francine, Lindsay, Mitch Fatel, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Shannon (The Funny One...), Sethington, Sherry, babyblue, Swarlie, Aimee, The Official Scott Saxon Page, Scrub Life Comedy, Artisticmess™, susan, james, -=Dan=-, Bud of EXC, Kerry is contemplating throwing the computer, Jennifer Leeā„, Deanna, Alannavich, kikiluscious the dakini, KC, Arm Duthchas, Erin, Arieal a.k.a Brooklyn(paper)Carter, Absolutelyswell, Kara, ~~Babygirl~~, BaronSexican Von Latinlove, Captain of Industry, RABES, Brenda, Crazy Jersey Girl, MiSS fUCkiNG PARkER <3, Terence, ToOmZeY, Yana, ~*Frankie chan*~, KELLS, AVEY!!!, Rusti with an "I", *marlene diebitch*, J.MOTHAFUKIN.P, Mackenzie~actress/model & Mary Jo~voice over, She Is Rocket Science, ~*SIGILICIOUS*~, Willie Wonka, Hans, JESTER, Ran Dumb, Ron Swanson, Lover From Beyond The Grave, Krissy, Jo-Anna, Wendy (Steelmag)
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