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 Saranna's Profile |
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So what's it going to take silver shadow believer, stark rocker with your dirty eyes? |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Leavenworth, Kansas |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 29, 2008 (540 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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I hate these getting to know you questions. But here goes, just for you: I like craptacular horror movies, well-written anything-but there is a special place in my heart for smut. I adore fast cars, especially Detroit Muscle, euro-fag-80's everything, metal. I'm a fall and spring kind of girl. I'm honest and not afraid to say what I think. Smart girls are sexy, white chocolate makes me gag, caramel apples make me happy. I like chilly weather, I write like a fiend during thunderstorms and when the wind blows and rattles the rafters, my muse speaks and if I don't listen, she kicks my ass. As an editor, my Kryptonite is "anyways". Not a word. Don't make me read it. I will climb a clock tower and implement tracheotomies with red pens shot from a modified mini-14. And in return, I do solemnly swear not to confuse to, too, two, their, there, and they're. I don't like to talk politics or religion unless it's strictly an academic discussion and can be navigated calmly with no attempt at indoctrination. No one is going to change their opinion based on yelling, breath holding, or name-calling. I'm a cross-genre writer. When I have something new out, it can be anything from romance, to erotica, to horror. And sometimes, a strange and disturbing combination of the above. In my erotic work, I've been known to write all pairings. I do post warnings, so if you hop on over to read, do check those so you don't end up somewhere you'd rather not be. You can find out more at my website. Saranna DeWylde Pardon my dust, as it is still under construction. Be sure to sign my guestbook while you're there. We creative types love that! My current projects include: A Beautiful Death, ongoing vingettes of a female serial killer, The Misadventures of an Amazon Goddess,(Yeah, you are probably in it.) And the several bodice rippers, because they are fun... Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride "Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind." For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one. You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good bit of goofy fun. Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic What Movie Is Your Love Life Like? |
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My Interests |
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Astronomy, Astrology, Alchemy, Science, History, Literature, Psychology, Parapsychology, Religion, Cults, Mythology, Folklore, Urban Legends, Anthropology, Classic Art, Apples, Sociopathy,Cryptozoology, Psychosis, id, Individual Reality, Fallacies of Logic, Photography, Annunaki, Illuminati, Conspiracies, Templars, Freemasonry, Accents, Castles, Erotica, Horror, Sexuality, Herbology, Witchcraft, Strega, Gypsy, Teutonic Celts, Rasputin, Catherine the Great, Occult ties to the SS, Spear of Destiny, Swords, Knights, Stonehenge, Vampires,Heresy, Werewolves, Ghosties and things that go bump in the night, paradox, pink things, shiny things, things not politically correct, things that sparkle, Angst, Kilts, Courtly Love, Poetry, quick dry fingernail polish, Ladybugs, Obsessions, Snapdragons, Lilacs, Shoes, Freedom of Speech, Victorian Clothing, Victorian Brothel Decor, Turtles, Vocabulary, Swearing, Swearing in the UK, Bitchery, Bad Boys, Badder Girls, 'fridge art,the Ardennes, The Inquisition, The Burning Times, corporal mortification, |
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I'd like to meet:Create your own Friend Quiz here I want to meet other writers, editors, artists, readers, thinkers... Most everyone on my f-list falls into one of those categories. My f-list is kind of big and I was going to limit it to a certain number, but that smacks of elitism. Not to say that I will add just anyone either... It all boils down to the fact that name collectors suck and suck = boring. You scored as Evil Genius. You're an evil genius! People better stay out of your way or it's straight to the gas chambers when you take over! Evil Genius 100% Psycho Killer 93% Ninja 71% Demon 52% Hero 43% Alien 43% Normal Average Guy/girl 14% What are you?(evil genius, ninja, etc.) created with QuizFarm.com Even though I bite, I'm a social creature. With that in mind, welcome to my lair. |
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Music:Anything that sets a mood or can help me block out the world when I write. Right now Stone Sour, HIM, and Nightwish are moving me. |
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Movies:I love movies! Old movies, new movies, B movies... Whatever. I'll give most anything a chance. I even like previews. I do have a long list of favorites, but here's a couple.The Howling, Star Wars, Freeway, The Princess Bride, The Exorcist, The Crow, American Psycho, Last of the Mohicans, L.A. Confidential, They Live, Butterfield 8, Mr. Frost, GoodFellas, LOTR, Wuthering Heights, True Romance, Vampires(John Carpenter), The Vampire Lovers, Full Metal Jacket, Gladiator, Mallrats, Clerks |
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Television:I watch the old devil-box only when I'm doing laundry or some other mindless chore. For the most part, the things I like end up ditched mid season. |
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Books:I will read anything that has words on it. But for McDonald's wrappers, those bastards. Capitilize that fucking "i" before I... sigh. What was I saying? Oh yes... The Collection by Bentley Little The Collected Works of Hawthorne Burning Your Boats by Angela Carter Anything by Lovecraft The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood Midnight Pleasures by Robert Bloch Genesis of the Grail Kings by Laurence Gardner Rule by Secrecy by Jim Marrs I am Legend by Richard Matheson Collected Stories of Philip K. Dick Amercian Pyscho by Bret Easton Ellis Chariots of the Gods by Von Daniken Anything by Harlan Ellison Anything by Ray Bradbury The Misfortunes of Virtue by Everyone's favorite Marquis anything by Ira Levin Horror anthos by any authors 70's Gothics where our heroine gets to shag the devil Bodice Rippers, the big fat historicals. Especially when the heroes are very bad. Highwaymen, Pirates, disinherited Lords... Oh, and the paranormals too. But none of that "I despise the darkness" business. Oh no, my leading men have to like being bad. They can be tortured, but they can't prance around whining about their suffering. *blech* |
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Heroes:My heroes are people who aren't afraid to live the life they want, whatever it may be. Whether it be living outside the lines, or being happy in the lines that you've drawn for yourself. I want to be you when I grow up.Your results:You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 85% Green Lantern 70% Supergirl 60% Superman 50% Spider-Man 50% The Flash 50% Iron Man 50% Hulk 45% Robin 35% Catwoman 30% Batman 10% You are a beautiful princess with great strength of character. Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz Your results: You are Mystique Mystique 80% Catwoman 78% Dr. Doom 75% Magneto 72% Apocalypse 71% Venom 67% Poison Ivy 64% Dark Phoenix 63% Lex Luthor 60% Mr. Freeze 60% The Joker 51% Juggernaut 44% Two-Face 44% Kingpin 41% Green Goblin 36% Riddler 28% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen. Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test So, um, according to these, I'm either very very good. Or very very bad. I wonder who's day it is today? :) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Hometown: | Leavenworth |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Amazon Goddess |
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My Blog |
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You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me |
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| So, I'm trying really hard not to freak out. My oldest daughter started her period today. *big gulp*
I know it's normal and natural and blah blah blah, but my baby is only 10. She's still just a baby... Posted by Saranna on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:44:00 PST |
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Absolution |
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| New poetry. Yeah. Haven’t done that in awhile. :) I’m actually fairly pleased with this piece. Let me know what you think.
Absolution
Skies black and dark; shift grav... Posted by Saranna on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:16:00 PST |
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Shroud Magazine Flash Fiction Contest |
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| I got a fantastic email this morning. I won the flash fiction contest! My bit of flash, The White is going to be in the March/April issue of Shroud. (Really cool mag, you guys should check it out!)&nb... Posted by Saranna on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:25:00 PST |
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War-Witch |
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| Forgiveness and Redemption are sour on my tongue
Because mine is the voice that calls to arms
It is my banner under which warriors gather
I am the War-Witch.
Cross me and burn, hanging high for... Posted by Saranna on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:44:00 PST |
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Seraphim Fall |
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Seraphim Fall
Fingertips are razorblades, ghosting down pale skin;
Peeling away the alabaster, slicing through blue marble
Effortlessly with whispering sighs.
Arching int... Posted by Saranna on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:59:00 PST |
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Tell me... |
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| 2007 was an experiment in fuckery. I hope 2008 is better. And not to be all doom and gloom either. There's lots to be happy about, thankful for. I know lately, my blogs have been downers. But this one... Posted by Saranna on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:44:00 PST |
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Issue One of Horror Authors United |
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| So, my story, So What if My Last Name is Claus is in the inaguaral issue of the Horror Authors United Magazine. YAY!
I'm pleased to say that my story was chosen along with work from other really fant... Posted by Saranna on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:35:00 PST |
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The waiting is over |
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| The waiting is over, her gentleman caller arrived with no fanfare, and he didn't even ring the bell. The door was open and he ghosted in on a winter chill, a shadow behind Christmas lights, a rustling... Posted by Saranna on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:29:00 PST |
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A Kiss in Avalon |
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Back arched beneath an inky dark, I wait for you in the Summerland, apple in hand; an offering.
Spread acorss the verdant lushness that is sweet as Ambrosia, pale flesh is bright in the moonli... Posted by Saranna on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:23:00 PST |
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Dance With Me |
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| I have seen you without your mask here in the dark light and I am not afraid. Scent me if you will, unleash the beast to nose at my throat, to let his purple tongue lag in the air and taste me, know m... Posted by Saranna on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Amber, @ngelface, Lance, Thomas J. Hoffman, Marc Roman Bravo, xNightOwlx, Brian Fatah Steele, Wix Moran, Sarah, ZombieBoy, Dreams of Darkness, Horrotica Online Magazine, Patrick, Coyote, Stormraven, Kimberly Warner-Cohen, Linden Bay Romance, Louise Bohmer - Lachesis Publishing, Janet Durbin - Support JDRF, The World of Myth, Horror Authors United, lorett, Jens H. Altmann, Andrea Dean Van Scoyoc, Hydra M. Star, JC Guinn, ARe ebook club, Stargazer, GIRLS AND CORPSES MAGAZINE, DCL PUBLICATIONS, Jolie du Pre, Yvonne Navarro, International Order of Horror Professionals, Douglas Clegg, David Cronenberg, Saroya Poirier, Whiskey Creek Press Torrid, EAA, Alyssa Day, Mel, Elysium, Kelly, The Second Virgin Birth, Queen Mantisse, Longhorn, ~~~***ERM@***~~~, Randy Moss, Betty Sullivan La Pierre, Mystery/Suspense Author, B THROUGH Z, John Everson, Shrews, ♥Kimber♥, Jimmy Blue Eyes, Alex a.k.a. Da Horror Guru, D. H. Dublin, a.k.a. Jon McGoran, }!{ Toxic Butterfly }!{, ♥ me, hate me... Either way ur thinkin of me!, A Lingering Shade of Black, Molly, Indestructable, stephanie, REDBEARD, Deadwalker, Amanda
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