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 Howyougonnatellme?'s Profile |
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| Age: | 44 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | TUCSON, Arizona |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 2" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Last Login: | Jan 10, 2009 (362 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| The details of my life are quite inconsequential.....very well then, where do I begin?? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner...with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical...when I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:People who share interests in food, wine, music, merriment, and BUDDHISM. Let us be good natured, soft-spoken, and kind hearted like our mothers wanted us to be...BUT let us embrace the dark side...and be bold, outspoken, pillage like our mothers NEVER anticipated we could be.....Anyway, WHO would I like to meet? Zen Buddhists,writers,The Monty Python Troupe,Other Mods from every neck of the woods, other Nutters! Madness, The GREAT Martin Scorsese, Robert DeNiro, Gordon Ramsey, Anthony Bourdain, MAYBE Marco Pierre White, but he scares me!I'd also love to meet Lewis Carroll but I've been told he's dead |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Asian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Pasadena, Home of the Tournament of Roses Parade |
| Religion: | Buddhist |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | baker/freelance writer/non-profit organization |
My Blog |
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In Praise of the Late, Great Tim Hardin |
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| I once dated a lovely man back in the mid 80's who turned me on to the lovely, lost sobbing voice of the late Tim Hardin.
This lovely man, who was from England, found me one day, listening to an oldie... Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:46:00 GMT |
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"Youre a Buddhist AND a Catholic?? How does that work??" |
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| If I had a dollar for every time I heard the above question, I'd be rich as Trump, buy a private island and write for the rest of my life. As contradictory as it may sound, I've managed to reconcile b... Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:05:00 GMT |
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X at the Rialto, Saturday June 7th, 2008 |
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| What can I say except that X rocked the house and kicked ASS with their performance! It's amazing but hear a recording of their performance now and you'd swear you were back in some wild, seedy Hollyw... Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:12:00 GMT |
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A Portrait of a Poet as a Young Man |
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| A Portrait of a Poet as a Young Man
I loved a poet for three years I'll call him "J." J was 33 years old at the time, a first generation Italian-American transplanted from Buffalo, New York. He... Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:12:00 GMT |
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American Pie |
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| American Pie
I did not grow up a pie connoisseur. My parents were born in Korea and immigrated to Southern California in 1963. Koreans... Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:52:00 GMT |
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A story in progress |
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| I work as a pastry cook/baker in a well-known three star restaurant in San Francisco. Now most people, when I happen to mention this to them, think that working as a past... Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:36:00 GMT |
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Coffee...the elixir of life.... |
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When I wake in the morning, my mind still wrapped in a fog of sleep, the first ... Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 22:56:00 GMT |
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Okay how's this for morbidity..... |
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| Name a song (s) you'd like to have played at your funeral?
1) Back in Black by AC/DC
2) The Rise and Fall & One Step Beyond by Madness
3) Devil Woman by Cliff Richard
I'd probably leave the follow... Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:47:00 GMT |
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All right, NEW Top Ten |
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| Alrighty then, for all you non-Nutters, or do I mean un-Nutters, but then again that sounds too much like uncola. Anyway, here's a Top Ten of my favorite songs for this week:
1) Tears of a clown (both... Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:53:00 GMT |
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Your favorite Madness song to currently listen to is.....??? |
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| Just bought "The Business" compilation cd box set and I find it fantastic! "Inanity over Christmas" absolutely KILLS me...couldn't stop laughing! I LOVE Lee's wacky sense of humor! Is that him doing a... Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 16:50:00 GMT |
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