Duckie's Profile |
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<bDon't Feed The DUCK</b |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Ormond Beach, FLORIDA |
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| Height: | 6' 5" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | May 2, 2008 (611 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Hmmm, well I really hate people. This doesn't prevent me from making good close friends, but I do have a certain distaste for the world population in general. So of course the majority of the work I have had over the past 20 years has had something to do with customer service. Of course, that's different. I'm paid to act nice and caring at everyone. When the job is over though, beware. I'm liable to hit you with a hefty dose of sarcasm at 50 paces, and it can be deadly. That's not the way a person would want to go...
Which OS are You? So anyways, I'm pretty rude and crude which sucks for me. I was raised under a different culture. Everyone gets offended by me and subsequently, everyone ends up offending me. What do you want from me? I'm an alien people! Even though I'm such a crude bastard, I'm still all about the whole world peace thing. I'm generally a hater all around, but I do think we can all just get along if we stop being retarded. Yeah, I have no clue what to put in here. If I've got the space I'll write a novel or whatever. I suppose I may need some content though. Screw it, next category... Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve What Gender Is Your Brain? You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party.Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both.You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! What political persuasion are you? TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Duckie Birthday: June 11, 1970 Birthplace: Topeka, Kansas Current Location: Orlando, Florida Eye Color: Hazel, changing from green to grey Hair Color: Brown Height: 6'5" Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: Adopted japaneese heritage The Shoes You Wore Today: Casual dress Your Weakness: Tickets to any live shows. Your Fears: Shelled bugs. Remember the movie "Bugs"? Your Perfect Pizza: sun dried tomatos, artichoke, pinapple, pepperoni, ham, mushroom, smoked oyster. Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get moved. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hi, am tanja from kurzibek, see my webcam Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh crap, am I late? Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes Your Bedtime: 7 am Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot Pepsi or Coke: Raspberry Italian Ice with Cream MacDonalds or Burger King: Ugh. Single or Group Dates: Anytime Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: YES Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: yes Do you Sing: YeeEEeES! Do you Shower Daily: Yes Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: maybe Do you want to get Married: Already am. Do you belive in yourself: Best person to believe Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope Do you think you are Attractive: Yes Are you a Health Freak: No Do you get along with your Parents: They're dead now, but I used to Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes Do you play an Instrument: I wish In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No In the past month have you Smoked: Yes In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes Ever been Drunk: Yes Ever been called a Tease: Yes Ever been Beaten up: No Ever Shoplifted: Yes How do you want to Die: Going off a cliff in a hot car while my friends party and celebrate. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys r Us kid What country would you most like to Visit: Japan In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Green Favourite Hair Color: Red Short or Long Hair: Any or none... whatever Height: Really tall or really short Weight: Anything comfortable, Best Clothing Style: Comfortable, but thought out. Number of Drugs I have taken: 3 Number of CDs I own: too many Number of Piercings: 4 Number of Tattoos: 1 Number of things in my Past I Regret: Ultimately, nothing CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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My Interests |
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| I'm all about technology, I'm all about the science. I'm a movie fag who refers to films not by title, plot or actors but by directors and producers*. I've been an actor, director, photographer, script writer, story writer, poet, dancer, singer and PA. I've been a manager, techie, web designer, script hacker, google hacker and porn surfer. Geez, play ten fingers with me and you can figure most of these thing out. Boy the whole personal introspection thing is a real pain isn't it? * I didn't say I was proud of this. |
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I'd like to meet:Someone who can fix my car, someone to pressure wash my house, someone to cut my lawn, someone to be my blowup-loveslave-sexdoll, someone to wash the dishes, someone to play with my ferret*, someone to wash my kitty**, someone to wallop my chihuahua***, all rolled into one!I want to meet someone who can ease the boredom. They've gotta be opinionated and prepared to defend their views. They've got to be openminded enough to defend the views they don't believe in. I also like to meet people who excercise their creativity. * Not a euphemism. ** Also not a euphemism. *** This is in fact a euphemism, but we do not know of what. |
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Music:Okay now. You've had it. I'm a Karaoke Junkie. I do all kinds of music just 'cause I want to get up in front of an audience. I am the white Andre 3000. I do it all. Broadway Showtunes, Phil Collins, Outkast, Sex Pistols, Faith No More, you name it, I listen to it and sing it.Your Taste in Music:80's Alternative: Highest Influence 90's Pop: Highest Influence 80's Pop: High Influence 90's R&B: High Influence Classic Rock: High Influence Punk: High Influence 80's R&B: Medium Influence 90's Alternative: Medium Influence 90's Rock: Medium Influence Old School Hip Hop: Medium Influence Progressive Rock: Medium Influence 80's Rock: Low Influence 90's Hip Hop: Low Influence Adult Alternative: Low Influence Alternative Rock: Low Influence Country: Low Influence Dance: Low Influence Hair Bands: Low Influence Heavy Metal: Low Influence Ska: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music? |
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Movies:I really like the whole indie scene, and the guys who rose up from the indie scene. Do you recognize Peter Jackson from The Lord Of The Rings or from Bad Taste? Do you recognize Sam Raimi from Spiderman or from Darkman*?I watch all genres but some particular favorites are b movies, sci fi, fantasy, comic book, foreign films, and horror. * Yes he did do Evil Dead long before Darkman, but I was going for the spiderMAAAAAN thing and the darkMAAAAAN thing! |
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Television:I seriously download more television then what I watch on the TV. I like the new Battlestar Galactica, as well as the new Dr. Who. There was a show called Hex that was just getting interesting but it seems to have not been picked up for another season... shame.I do like the Discovery network (all the different channels available on brighthouse!) and sometimes I'll even watch reruns of Buffy.... YEAH, whatever! So I watch Buffy... |
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Books:I actually read quite a lot, but Terry Pratchett novels are my favorites. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | Orlando, Florida |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Love kids, but not for me |
| Education: | Some college |
| Income: | $45,000 to $60,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Everything is a disease |
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| Once upon a time I suffered from a manic depressive disorder. As I grew older the psyche community came up with a cooler name, bipolar. I was given some drugs to treat the symptoms but ultimately I ... Posted by Duckie on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:33:00 PST |
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Florida Education... STILL SUCKS! |
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| .. height="334" width="425">..>I hope that video got your attention.Sure, the only reason I ever watched it myself was for the hot chicks, but I know what I am and I make no excuses for myself.When I ... Posted by Duckie on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:32:00 PST |
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Titus; Sick minds can learn to love Shakespeare |
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| In this most fierce of Shakespearean dramas, the great Roman general Titus Andronicus (Anthony Hopkins) returns home victorious from a long war with the Goths, during which all but four of his 21 sons... Posted by Duckie on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:31:00 PST |
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Reposting from blogger |
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| I got some emails asking why I don't have a blog, well, I do and I've finally got the time to start working on it semi regularly. I'll repost a few of the blog items here, but if you want the full ef... Posted by Duckie on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:24:00 PST |
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Sexy Music compilation |
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| Had a discussion a while back about making a list of the sexiest music. I'm trying to get an idea of what makes the music really sexy, and if there's a common thread, so send me any unusual lists you... Posted by Duckie on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 05:53:00 PST |
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This months music kick |
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| I've decided it's going to be Lords Of Acid. Posted by Duckie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Technofear |
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| During the beginning of the industrial revolution, another revolution was attempting to get off the ground started by one Ned Ludd. Our boy Ned led a bunch of uptight people to a factory that produce... Posted by Duckie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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One of my major uses for the internet... |
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| Downloading music videos. Posted by Duckie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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The wormhole |
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| Pretty gross, that's why I like to share it. Find the video here. Posted by Duckie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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Sound samples |
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| Looks like good foley stuff. Get it all here. Posted by Duckie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Sinister Chicken, Maeve, LoveFlight Artist, cera, Russell, Shiva Rodriguez, another jen, Lynx, Justine, _Torgeson, Harryoke!, Chaz, MatchStick Punk Girl, ♪♫Vocal Genocide♫♪, *Chocolate Jessica*, **GoInG tOwArDs My GoAls**, Mark, MaeLi Creations
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