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 Brian Posehn's Profile |
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Hey, that guy is that one guy |
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| Age: | 101 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SHERMAN OAKS, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 17, 2008 (522 days back) |
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About Me |
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| About me:
I'm that one guy from TV. I've also been in movies, mostly bad ones. I'm not counting COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, Sarah Silverman's JESUS IS MAGIC or The Devil's Rejects (being involved with that was a horror nerd's dream). Cool people say I'm funny. Just look at my comments. What else?? I like sleeping. Pot makes me high. I've seen more car crashes than most people. I love Skid Row, the band - not the old timey place. I laugh when strangers fall or trip. Too hard. I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse. My dog Ernie is funny. I love sandwiches, I think they're good. If I were a stuntman I'd bash fake bottles against my head all the time, even when I wasn't working. I saw a monkey break the tire swing in his cage and he picked up a giant bolt and winged it out of his cage. It could've fucking killed somebody. I hate skiing, it's hard and anybody who says it's fun is a lying asshole. You can send me a note, but please don't be offended if you don't get a reply. I tried keeping up with it for a while. Fucking impossible, sorry. What else???? Oh yeah, I remember:
Buy my CD!!! 'Live In: Nerd Rage' is available NOW on RELAPSE RECORDS in North America and select European countries. CHECK OUT MY NEW CD SITE www.BriansNerdRage.com for Free IM Icons, Message Board avatars, computer wallpapers, banners, and samples from my record. For more information on Brian and/or Live In: Nerd Rage, please contact Betsey Cichoracki, Relapse Records Media Relations at Betsey@Relapse.com. CHECK OUT THE TRADE PAPERBACK OF MY COMIC THE LAST CHRISTMAS _ THE TRUE STORY OF SANTA AFTER THE APOCALYPSE AVAILABLE AT BOOKSTORES and COMIC SHOPS NOV. 29 Buy The Last Christmas at Amazon.comAND CHECK OUT MY T-SHIRTS AT THE RELAPSE STORE |
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My Interests |
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| METAL, sleeping, laughing, eating food, my dogs, the sweet leaf, HORROR, comic books, video games, I am still fifteen | |
I'd like to meet:vampire, wolfman, bigfoot, ninja, dinosaur, frankenstein, a funny drunk, a super smart monkey, the president. no trannies. AND NO MORE FUCKING GROUPS. UNLESS YOUR GROUP IS FOR PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER JOIN A FUCKING GROUP, COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT. |
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Music:3 inches of blood, 3rd bass, accept, AC/DC, alabama thunderpussy, alice in chains, amon amarth, ANTHRAX, apocalyptica, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, bad brains, Beastie boys, beatles, biggie smalls, black label society, BLACK SABBATH, black sheep, bowie, buckethead, busta rhymes, Cannibal corpse, chimaira, coup, corrosion of conformity, cure, D.R.I, dag nasty, danzig, de la soul, Death, Death Angel, deftones, del, descendents, Dimmu, Dio, DOWN, Dream Theater, early man, epmd, eric b. and rakim, every time I die, evile, Exodus, faith no more, fantomas, far, Fastway, fear factory, flotsam and jetsam, forbidden, fu manchu, god forbid, Hank 1-3, hatebreed, haunted, heiroglyphics, helmet, Iced Earth, In Flames, IRON MAIDEN, JUDAS PRIEST, killswitch, King Diamond, KISS, kreator, krs-one, Kyuss, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, leeway, machine head, Malevolent Creation, manson, Mastodon, MEGADETH, mercyful fate, metal church, METALLICA, methodman, minor threat, mr. bungle, municipal waste, muse, nebula, nirvana, nugent, nwa, obituary, opeth, Overkill, PANTERA(RIP DIME), pearl jam, peeping tom, perfect circle, pharcyde, PIXIES, posessed, PRIMUS, prince paul, public enemy, queens of the stone age, queensryche, radiohead, Raven, redman, Roots, RUSH, Rwake, Sacred Reich, saxon, scatterbrain, scorpions, Schenker, screaming trees, sepultura, shadows fall, sick of it all, Skid Row, Skynyrd, SLAYER, Slipknot, souls of mischief, soundgarden, stevie ray vaughan, Stormtroopers of Death, Suicidal, system of a down, talib kweli, Tesla(fellow Sac-Towners), Testament, Thin Lizzy, TITANNICA, tomahawk, TOOL, tribe called quest, UFO, unearth, vandals, van halen (first four albums and half of 1984), Vio-lence, Waylon, Willie, Wu Tang, Yngwie, Y&T, Zombie(white/rob) |
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Movies:A New Hope, Akira, Aliens, American Werewolf in London, Assault on Precinct Thirteen(original), Big Trouble In Little China, BLADERUNNER, Blade 2, Borat, Caddyshack, Children Of Men, Chinese Connection, Conversation, Dawn of the Dead (both), Desperado, DEVIL'S REJECTS, Die Hard, Drunken Master 2, Election, Empire Strikes Back, Enter The Dragon, Escape from New York, Evil Dead 2, Fast Times, Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Friday the Thirteenth, From Dusk till Dawn, Ghost World, The Good, the Bad, The Ugly, Goodfellas, Groundhog Day, Halloween, Hard Boiled, JAWS, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Killer, The Killing, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Last Boyscout, Long Kiss Goodnight, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Marathon Man, Omen, Office Space, Near Dark, Night Of the Living Dead, Outlaw Josie Wales, Phantasm, Poltergeist, Professional, Pulp Fiction, Raiders, Resevoir Dogs, Return of The Living Dead, Rivers Edge, Road Warrior, Rashomon, The Rundown, Rushmore, Say Anything, Shaun of the Dead, South Park movie, Superman 2, Temple of Doom, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original), Tai Chi Master, The Thing (Carpenter's), Transporter, True Romance, Versus, Warriors, Wrath of Khan, Yojimbo, X2 |
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Television:SOUTH PARK, COMEDIANS OF COMEDY, 24, BUFFY, FIREFLY, Battlestar GALACTICA(NEW), SCTV, SPACED, YOUNG ONES |
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Books:Bradbury, Bukowski, Dahl, Fante, King, Klosterman, Vonnegut....Confederates In The Attic,Dark Knight Returns, The Dirt, I Am Legend, Mr Show: What Happened? What Makes Sammy Run?,COMIC BOOKS: Identity Crisis, Invincible, Powers, Walking Dead, Y The Last ManAll BENDIS and BRUBAKER!! |
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Heroes:Don Rickles, Chris Rock, Bob Newhart, Steve Martin(the stand-up, not the actor), Harold Ramis, Tony Stark (for his battle with alcoholism), Dave Lombardo, Dave Mustaine, Neil Adams, Alan Moore, Ruth Gordon |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Slowcoma, CA |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Occupation: | idiot |
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My Blog |
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To anybody that came to my West Palm Beach Improv shows... |
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| this weekend. I hope you had a good time, I didn't. I have never been this sick in my life. I said it on stage, but I actually have a parasite in me. I have been puking out of my ass and face for ... Posted by Brian Posehn on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:36:00 PST |
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What year is it? |
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| My favorite new albums are by Death Angel and Testament. The best concerts I saw this year were Rush, Iron Maiden and Van Halen. My favorite movie this year featured a character named John Rambo. S... Posted by Brian Posehn on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST |
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I wish... |
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| I wish it was Friday already or as I've been calling it Rambo Day. I've totally bought into the hype. I have not been this excited for a movie in a while. I don't get excited. But, about six month... Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST |
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What I’m up to: Walking the Line (Winter 07/08) |
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| October and November 07: Finished one of the best COMEDIANS OF COMEDY tours we've done. Boston, Chicago, Ann Arbor, New York and Philly were amazing as usual. The crowds are just getting bigger and ... Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:21:00 PST |
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My Favorite Music of 2007 |
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| It might be a week or two late, but here are my ten favorite discs of the last year. They are in no real order, that would take me this whole year to put them in order.1) Down: III - Over The Under... Posted by Brian Posehn on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:20:00 PST |
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What I’m listening to |
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| I'm working on a list of my ten favorite albums this year, it's tough but I'll force myself to narrow it down soon. I know there will be EXODUS, The Atrocity Exhibition fucking crushes from end to en... Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:46:00 PST |
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Comedians Of Comedy DVD and Fall Tour! And Sarah Silverman Program is back! |
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| Hey, thought I'd cram a bunch of info about what I'm up to the next couple months into one bulletin instead of bugging you multiple times. A Comedians Of Comedy Special and DVD we shot in December of... Posted by Brian Posehn on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST |
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My week(Comic Con, Sacred Reich, Municipal Waste and RUSH) |
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| It's that time again. Every year, when the end of July rolls around, I jump in my truck and head down to San Diego for the coolest/nerdiest weekend of the year - Comic Con. It will be four days an... Posted by Brian Posehn on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:50:00 PST |
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Shitting your pants is funny, right? |
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| I post at this comedy nerd site sometimes and one of the regulars had a pants shitting story thread. For some reason stories that involve pants/shorts/dresses and shitting make me giggle like an as... Posted by Brian Posehn on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST |
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I may be an idiot...(SPOILER) |
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| but I enjoyed the shit out of the CONDEMNED, the Stone Cold Steve Austin Vehicle. A hard R action movie with the WWE stamp on it guarantees I'll be heading to the movie theatre, high as hell in the m... Posted by Brian Posehn on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:31:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Melanie, Patton Oswalt, doug benson, The Comedians of Comedy, EL SUPERBEASTO, The Last Christmas, PANCAKES (get it?? ...anyone?), 3 INCHES OF BLOOD (Spring Tour May 9-July 3), Anthrax, ROB ZOMBIE, Lamb Of God, Alabama Thunderpussy, Spicoli, Suicide Girls, DIRTBAG.COM, Matt, POPPY ROBBIE - THE DICTATOR OF POP, Papa J, Shane Danger, Kristin, christina FIBONACCI., The Trammell Channel, Burns, Bobbybagpipes, sunny-d..., Hymns Of Chaos, Morgue Supplier, Maria Juana, Rod Lawrence, The Sir-Xon Witness Home Page, Eskimo Rockstar, skyemark Gothic Horror Ooak Art Doll Artist, Fishbowl, Versus The World fansite, SOLloud, ENGORGE (Official), Donald, x br0wn tr@$h x, BLOOD SHOTGUN EYES, REZOVWAR (in search of a bass player), Most Dangerous Games, Wild Child Tales, KAHUNA, DAN, Humpy Squirrel, WITCH HUNTER, JABLONSKI!!!!!!!!, Gene, Caitlin, Houston Area Arcade Group, Mr Mookie, Sky and movies, Greenman, Steven Bradley, ACE COMICS & GAMES, frankenstyle, The Sleeping Sea King (WARPED TOUR THIS FRIDAY), Kill Junior, Brian, +++Heath+++, Eric Wagner, MISFIT of METAL MONTHLY, Aggroginger +WE NEED A KEY OR LAPTOP GUY OR GAL!!+, Michael, Scott & Stacey
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