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CANT MESSAGE, EXCEEDED MY DAILY USAGE!'s Profile

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Age: 97 years old
Sex: Male
Location: BAY AREA, California
Country: United States United States
Height: 6' 1"
BodyType: Slim / Slender
Zodiac: Leo Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22)
Last Login: Aug 29, 2007 (373 days back)
I am Here For Friends and Networking.
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About Me



I’m Johnny, I finished with school for now I received my degree in Business, I’m going back for Accounting, I finally found a flight training school for helicopters.…. I love building cars….I am a business man very business minded… I finally grew out of street racing….I’m single; I don’t care to be single but I’m tired of looking for that special one… theres not too many in my area. I’m not giving up I just have more important things to worry about other than that special girl. I did'nt come on here to physically meet anybody or hook up although there are a lot of you on my list that are amazing in every aspect. I’m a nice, caring guy you can talk to me about anything it doesn’t matter, but I’ll let you find that out on your own……I Don’t want to add you and meet you the next day! NOOOO FOR YOOOOOU! I like to laugh and joke around,as most of you already know that... yet I can be serious as well. But I’m still myself that will never change.

I'M-- FLY ENOUGH-- TO DO BETTER
BUT PIMP ENOUGH TO NOT GIVE A FUCK!
I'M-- THUG ENOUGH-- TO DO BETTER
AND GANGSTA ENOUGH TO NOT GIVE A FUCK!
IM-- HUSTLIN ENOUGH-- TO KNOW BETTER
BUT BALLIN ENOUGH TO NOT GIVE A FUCK!
IM-- OLD ENOUGH-- TO KNOW BETTER
BUT YOUNG ENOUGH TO NOT GIVE A FUCK!


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What I look for in women is... a sense of humor, Smart and goal oriented, someone that can take care of herself but don’t mind the company of someone (like me, HA) and can appreciate things. Not too many out there! i have alot of self confidence & i take every thing i do too the next level-- all women are welcome too see whats up; stuck up /extremly cocky people who think there better than u can get ghost!!!

PLEASE DO NOT SAY "THANKS FOR THE ADD" OR "THANKS FOR THE REQUEST" OR ASK ME TO "COMMENT YOUR PICS" THATS OLD AND LAME AND ILL CONSIDER YOU AN "OLD LAME" AND DELETE YOU INSTANTLY (printed 8/5/07 11:45am)

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Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world.

You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8.

19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and 19 year old girls wouldn't own pants.

If you're a fat girl, people would only see you from the shoulders up.

Girls would always be posing, cheeks sucked in and lips puckered two feet off their face.

Your attraction to someone would be based on their favorite clothing label, their favorite band, and a survey.

All females are bi and all males drive import muscle cars

There would be thousands of people that look like twins claiming they are the real one and the others are fakes.

Your driver's license would have hearts around your name or quote from an emo song.

People that are not important will stil say they are the official one as if everyone knows who they are.

The phrases "Yo", "your hawt", or "hit me back some time" would attract the opposite sex.

Many newspapers will be delivered to your door step asking you to comment their pics.

Bands with 3 song demos could book stadium tours.

Lesbian women would not allow anyone with a penis within 50 yards of them, not even to deliver a pizza.

It would be perfectly acceptable to blurt out any random filthy perverse sexual thought at any random woman/man you thought was "hawt" as a first greeting.

Everyone would stop by to say hi to Johnny eventhough they do not really know him.

It would be no more unusual to see a man walking around displaying his erect, naked penis than it would be to see random women running around in a g-string w/nothing covering their breasts but their hands.

Every woman from the o.c. would have a boobjob.

Every man from the o.c. would have no sleeves.

You would look your very best at all times.

Everyone would make $100,000 a year or higher.

There would be a lot of youthful looking 99 year olds.

Blogs would be required reading and any random thought in your head would be shared with everyone

Women taking pics while they are on the toilet is the new trend.

Myspace whores would walk aroung with [13K+] on their shirt.

Everywhere you would walk, an image of Angelina Jolie would be behind you.

Forbidden would actually be hot.

You'd have a friend named Tom creepily following you around giving you bad news constantly.

It wouldn't be odd to have Brad Pitt in your circle of friends.

Hello Kitty would be a real person.

Conversations would sound like this; "How are you?" Sent. "Good, how are you?" Replied.

During a long conversation you'd have to say "Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: all right, well call me later."

When it was time for bed you would say you're "Undergoing Maintenance."

You would have to paint your walls using Thomas Myspace Editor codes in your apartment.

Stewie from Family Guy would be your best friend.

In your circle of friends you would hang out with Scottsdale bars and clothing lines.

When someone said something funny, you'd actually roll around on the floor and laugh your fucking ass off.

"Friend Whoring" is equal to STD's.

"Fuckin MySpace!" is the only universally known term in any language to show anger.
At nights when you are asleep you would get people running in your room that you don't know saying. "It's 4 a.m., I can't sleep, someone talk to me."

Bands go to your house and ask you to give them a listen because they see that you like a band they sound nothing like.

Anytime you walk into someones house they have the same video or song playing all the time, non-stop for three months straight.

Every couple of days you would threaten all your friends to take their information out of your cell phone and delete them, since they haven't called you in, like, four days.

People would run up to you, tell you a random message, and you'd have 17 minutes and 13 seconds to pass it along before a ghost came to your house and raped your dog.

Everyone would get caught cheating.

People would inexplicably be stuck in their homes for hours unable to communicate with the out side world because some asshole put up a large white wall in front of every door and window with a note attached saying Sorry but and unexpected error has occurred!


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My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Oakland
Smoker: No
Drinker: No
Children: Someday
Education: College graduate
Occupation: ACCOUNTING/BROKER/SALES/MORTGAGE

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My Blog

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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
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My Friends

~eBoNyMaR~, [[Cisco y Evelyn]], Chantel, *.·* Im sO gLamOroUs I pISs GliTTeR *.·*, PARTY!!!, *~+I CAN GIVE U THOUSAND REASONS+~*, [shaelyn lorena] poetik.*, ~*VeRoNiCa*~, Annamaria, anDREa, Maya, **JHEANELL**, • Anna Ooo •, ALMoST ASHAMED HoW iM MEZMoRiZED, •·.·´¯`ßiAnKa .·´¯`·.·•, ♥★Seductive Daji ★♥, DaQuEEn, P. B & J a.k.a. WTF b.k.a. meany, ~*Shellz*~, Im sort of a big deal, x-Cheeky Gabz-x, [[GBABy]] DUh--> FEAr NO BiTCh TrUST NO NiGGa!, (¯`v´¯)**Jè§§îcÄ♥DäMîÄn**(¯`v´¯), Athena's Modeling Page, ~*Cossett*~, → Vanessa ←, *Nani*, CAN'T WAIT TO GO BACK TO VEGAS, im making it happen in M.I.A., J@daCrUnK, Jessica, → .ms. amber kristine. ←, ..Michaela.., CHEDDA, Christina =], Jade, fear not the gun, but the girl behind it...jk :0), DONT UNDERESTiMATE ME i CAN GET SCANDELOUS AS FUCK, Oº°‘¨(¯`•¸·´¯)Bübblë LïpZ(¯`·¸•´¯)¨‘°ºO, METAL SANAZ, Lissett, Lil Soph AKA Titch ♥[Thailand was amazin], *H*O*N*E*Y* Officially Back In ORLANDO,FL 8/29/07, RiCaN.BaBy<<D3>>, Love is war, im your soldier...[Najuice♥], $<EVA>$, ♥ .Bee. ♥, PRETTY LADY, ~~~SGT.OHLES.WIFE~~~, StOp TeXtiN Me U StArTiN 2 LoOk a LiL DeSpErAtE, MIss VanESsa, I L0V3 My SuGa~DaDDy!!!!, *YaSi*, Cyrenne

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