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 Evil Mr. Spleen's Profile |
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Hey a picklefucker just gave us free food! |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Seattle, Washington |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 4" |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Apr 16, 2008 (81 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I'm a great guitar and bass player, but I never play. I sometimes make guitars. I'm a hermit by day and gambler at night. I have super powers. I sneak around like a ninja, even when alone. I am good at everything but cooking and mathematics. I like doing mad scientist type shit like building stuff or blowing things up. I'd like to BBQ a vegan. I have crazy bedhead every day due to my "random napping" policy. If snuggling was a pro sport I'd have a Nike contract. I like making eye contact with complete strangers and watching them squirm. I know the difference between a good woman and a bad one, I just havent decided which I like better.
I am not real big on Jesus and all that noise but I don't really care if you are as long as you don't try and prevent me going straight to Hell without passing 'Go'. I like guns, bras that clasp in the front, watching people trip and fall, renting 5 movies at once knowing each one of them is going to suck, petting the head of someone with really soft hair, and gambling until I have no idea what day it is, or whether the sun is up outside. I like my guy friends to be manly men, and my women to be girly girls. I think chokers are unbelievably sexy.
Feel free to stalk me! My origami page Some guitar pics The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test : Decidedly Perverted (You are 26% pure!) The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test |
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My Interests |
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| Guitaring, origami, people watching, baseball, wandering home depot, debauchery and assorted naughtyness, computer/networking, tinkering with guns and power tools, watching ant farms and aquariums, and finding ways not to work. ever | |
I'd like to meet:A total stranger with a heart condition and a winning lottery ticket. |
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Music:Zappa, In Flames, Hendrix, Megadeth, Rush, Slayer, Yes, Iron Maiden, Steve Morse, Eric Johnson, and other assorted stuff that rocks hard or has wailing or flaming guitars. Also a super secret band that rocks so hard I can't even mention it or I will start smashing things. |
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Movies:Patton, Private Parts, Life of Brian, Napoleon Dynamite, any MST3K, any war movie that doesn't feature romance, and any movie where Clint Eastwood or Toshiro Mifune kills someone. |
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Television:Family Guy, Arrested Development |
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Books:I read lots of books, I don't discriminate. But mostly I read manuals/instructional books. Exciting, huh? |
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Heroes:The bad guys.and these little things... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Mini-Mexico, TX |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Income: | $75,000 to $100,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Great Moments in Origami History |
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| Sorry to disappoint, you probably expected this to be funny. It isn't.
Today, July 1, is a great day for me. In the year 1992 (or maybe 93) I invented my trademark origami creation, the dragon. that w... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:08:00 PST |
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Warning : Rocks |
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| Holy Shit!
I have a YouTube account I put random guitar videos on. It pretty much contains only trash. Just video clips to help friends of mine who are learning to play, or maybe stuff that was hard ... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST |
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One year with a camera on my phone. |
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| (OK more like two years I guess now that I look at the file dates)
I have this funny habit of taking pictures of strange or interesting things with my phone, then forgetting about them for 4 mont... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST |
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I would be a fascist if I didn't like capitalism so much. |
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| It is an awfully good looking Mount Rushmore up there with Oreilly, Reagan, Bush, Me, and Donald trump.
(It is a shame it doesn't save the picture. When you take the test, you see yourself on a map of... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST |
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New addition to the family - Bixby |
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| More photos here.
http://torgo.spleens.net/bixby/ Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 08:33:00 PST |
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My yearly update... |
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| OK So it has been about a year, now. A busy one, at that. I've been with Susan the whole time. It is amazing how well that worked out, considering how it started. It is just about like living in a fan... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST |
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This is a test of the emergency blogging system, |
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| OK It has been several minutes now of staring at white, empty space. I have absolutely nothing to discuss.
Although I did just learn something interesting. You know how if a guy has a bi girlfriend, ... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 08:13:00 PST |
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Hey look, a blog. |
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| People are always on my ass because I never write blogs anymore. Why? Can't you people read? It clearly states this is the LEAST interesting shit ever written.
I dont really have a lot to say. I star... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 05:11:00 PST |
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Go directly to Hell. Do not pass 'Go'. |
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| Today I was buying groceries and my car died. It just wouldnt start. Such a drag. It was a hot as fuck day and I had cold groceries in the back. So my car doesn't start. I take a look-see and everythi... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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If you had three wishes... |
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| What would they be? I bet I know what they would be. They would be stupid! What is wrong with people and wishing? Especially girls, they just don't get it. Always wishing for something cheesy like "wo... Posted by Evil Mr. Spleen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Michael Angelo Batio, Erich, Jeremy, Susan, The Bug, Jen-N-Juice, Stephen, 3ug, Amberly, SHAUNA Shostakovich, Coming into my own., Seth Norman (TRIAGE), peter, what up my ninja, rachel, Mary Jane, Daniela, chewy, awesome, Miriam
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