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Aye, Claudius's Profile

Jaw Jaw not War War

Age: 27 years old
Sex: Male
Country: United Kingdom United Kingdom
Zodiac: Virgo Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)
Last Login: Jun 9, 2008 (212 days back)
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About Me

Im the President, Prime Minister, Archbishop and Cool Cat of Cawood. Myspace appeals to my voyeuristic side. A side which I never knew I had. I would like to have a go on one of those contraption's that run on the same tracks as trains. I'm not sure of their name, but they have a lever which is pushed up and down - preferably by two people, but it can be done by one - and this in turn, makes the wheels turn, propelling this machine forward. I seem to remember them appearing in 'Roadrunner' cartoons quite often. I like to wear hats, but this love of hats is offset by the fact I am starting to thin on top, therefore people assume I am wearing a hat to cover my increasing baldness. Not true. I just like wearing hats. I like to talk to myself in a Cockney accent and occasionally a Yorkshire accent, but I prefer the Cockney one because it is funnier to do. When I have had a few drink's I also like to talk to other people in a Cockney accent. And I believe that the Government are putting small doses of Prozac in our water supply. Really. Make's the masses easier to control.
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My Interests

Cheese interests me greatly. All of its varieties. Cheese is like success, don't you know. Oh, and messing around with words too. Great fun. And when I can be bothered, putting them to music to create a music/word sandwich with me as the filling. I like Red wine, olives, rum and ginger beer, chocolate, fish, mango's, watches that old men wear even though the watch is clearly 40 years old and the face of the watch -which was once white - has now turned a yellowish colour, thinking, reading, reminiscing, cuddles, listening, touching, smelling, seeing, water, sand, therefore, by definition - the coast, The way Morrissey say's the word 'provincial' in the song 'Panic', abstract expressionism, seeing things from someone else's point of view, debating, understanding, learning, creating. It is easier to destroy than to create.

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Me, when I was 10 years old. I would sit down with myself over a banana milkshake and tell myself everything that I know now, so that the mistakes that I have made would not be made, therefore creating some sort of super version of me.

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Movies:

Wizard of Oz, It's A Wonderful Life, The Love Bug, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Ed Wood, Most Clint Eastwood Films, Boys In The Hood, Dog Day Afternoon, This Is Spinal Tap, The Burbs

Television:

Generally funny stuff. Blackadder, Father Ted, Peep Show, Alan Partridge, Crystal Maze, Celebrity Squares, Takeshi's Castle, The Simpsons, Auf Weidersehen Pet, Pingu, most sports played with a ball. Don't be sucked in. Television isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Books:

Bob Dylan: Chronicles, Lord of the Flies, Metamorphisis, Fact based books - whether that be music, sport, the lawless streets of Mogadishu - i don't mind, Shakespeare, Keats, McGough.

Heroes:

My Nana.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
SexualOrientation: Straight
Children: Someday

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My Blog

Sutcliffe Got Away With Murder

Driving is a big part of my job.  As my job title is 'Delivery Driver', you could say that driving is my job.  Come to think of it, driving is my job.  While I was driving earlier on th...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:11:00 PST

Prepare to drop down to third gear...

I learnt something the other day.  And I can still remember it several days later.  Maybe this is a turning point.  My memory is working as it should once again.  Or maybe it is a ...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:27:00 PST

Another Productive Day...

I started a new job this week.  Therefore, an old line of employment came to a rather welcome and abrubt end.  On my last day in my previous job, I did'nt want to just turn up and go though ...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

Super?

In my experience, people who wear a Superman/Supergirl t-shirt are, generally, not all that 'super'.
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

An alternative half-time team talk

Remember Portugal in 2006?  Remember Portugal in 2004?  Remember Brazil in 2002?  Sven Goran Eriksson was obviously not the best at adminisitering half-time team talks when his players ...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

Dress them up Nicely

Whilst taking a toddle around town yesterday, I was forced to slow down from my natural pace of walking - which wasnt that brisk - as there was a group of people in front who were walking very sl...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:56:00 PST

Death Penalty

The Death Penalty.  Capital Punishment.  It's a all a bit harsh isnt it?  Barbaric?  On the face of it, I think "Yeah, thats fair enough, these people have done something really ba...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:28:00 PST

Pancakes

I made some pancakes last night.  They turned out alright aswell.  This is suprising considering I had to make do with powdered milk.  If you mix a few heaped teaspoon full's in a bowl ...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:16:00 PST

'As long as you don't sing like him' Colin Young (2004)

When my dad was carrying out his work as a Fire Extinguisher engineer in a 5 star hotel in Harrogate, he looked up from the task he was working on to see a man walking towards him.  My Dad then ...
Posted by Aye, Claudius on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:50:00 PST

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