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The Devil put a cookie in my mouth! |
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| Age: | 35 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Massachusetts |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 11" |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | Apr 24, 2008 (612 days back) |
About Me |
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| I am David L Tamarin, writer, film-maker. Here is an example of something I wrote: David L Tamarin Operations Gone Bad Dr. Moredread stood above the obese woman, looking down at her, disgusted. The nurses ran around preparing his tools and instruments. “There’s only so much liposuction can do. We can take out 100 pounds of fat and cellulite, but she’ll still be a pig when we’re done. How am I supposed to take pleasure in this operation? I won’t even be doing anything useful. She’ll still be a goddamned fat pig.” “She’s a big one all right. Should I confirm that she isn’t pregnant? She didn’t say she was, but this whale’s so big she could be pregnant with a basketball team and not know it.” Nurse Dreatch looked to the doctor for an answer. “Don’t bother. Who would fuck her? I’m sure she’s not pregnant, probably a virgin. Damn, I went to medical school to make this world better. You know, cure the sick, ease the suffering. Yet here I am about to vacuum hundreds of pounds of fat from this pig, and she’ll still be fat as hell. I shouldn’t do this. I’m a doctor because I want to make a difference.” “Doctor, you’re so naughty” she said with a wink he could not see because of her facial mask. An intern came in the room, hysterical. “Doctor, abort the operation. We were looking over the lab results and this lady’s very pregnant, about to give birth. The liposuction is too dangerous. As Dr. Moredread processed the intern’s words in his head, carefully thinking about each word. “Give me the vacuum.” “Doctor, I-” “Just shut up and set everything up. I know what to do.” If he could prevent this monstrosity from breeding more grotesqueries, he would be doing something good, to benefit society. The doctor grabbed the liposuction vacuum, and to the surprise of everyone in the room, shoved it between the patient’s swollen legs and up her cunt. Grinning like a maniac on PCP, he flipped the switch on. Dr. Moredread watched the clear tube coming from the patient’s vagina and watched as blood began to fill the tube up. A large industrial bucket collected the mutilated internal organs and blood. As he stared at the tube, he suddenly saw a little pink set of legs pass by, horribly mutilated, practically unrecognizable. His liposuction had turned into an abortion procedure. There was a tremendous noise and the machine stopped. Blood continued to leak from the patient’s legs. The doctor pulled the tube out with a little splash of blood. “Here’s the problem,” he said, holding up the fetal skull that had clogged up his liposuction device. The patient must have sensed the death of her child for she awoke screaming and howling. Dr. Moredread took care of that by putting the liposuction vacuum into her fat mouth and down her throat. Her lungs and intestines were visible flowing out of the tube in her mouth. Dr. Moredread sat down. He wasn’t going to finish until she was inside out and that could take days. David L Tamarin, exactly 500 words including title END If you can appreciate this trailer then you can be one of my myspace friends: Faster Pussycat Kill Kill Trailer Add to My Profile | More Videos My latest published article, a review of the film "Creation of the Humanoids", can be found here: Find my writing in Rue Morgue, Scars, Verbicide, Old Nick, Red Scream, Insidious Reflections, Sinfully Twisted, Girls and Corpses, Twisted Dreams, Purpleverse, Escaping Elsewhere, Night to Dawn, Theatre of Decay, Trails of Indiscretion, the Ethereal Gazette and other fine print magazines Find my writing in such anthologies as Chimeraworld 2, Chimeraworld 3, GOREmet cuiSINe, stabbed tortured dismembered, Mind Scraps, Vintage Moon, Walri Project, Cyber-Pulp's Halloween 3.0 anthology, Macabre Underground volume 2, The Blackest Death volume III, Project Contagion volume 1 and many more Read me on the net at Cherry Bleeds, Gothic Fairy Tales, deathbus, bloodcookies, the Dream People, corpsefuck, Drowning in Odium, Demon Minds, Revenant, The Blue Lady, Bust Down the Doors and Eat all the Chickens, Whispers of Wickedness, Really Scary, The Unholy Biscuit, the new absurdist, Logical-Lust, Justus Roux, Swallow's Tail, alt.sex.stories (in Mind Control section), flashshots, Wretched and Violent, TrumpZero, Girls and Corpses, and many more Check out my free e-book LET THEM EAT SNUFF at www.meathookpress.com CLICK TO BUY: I won the Insidious Reflections 50-words-or-less Gross Out contest with my story "Anatomy". I made my first fiction submission in the summer of 2004 and since then I have had well over 100 stories, articles, reviews, and interviews published or accepted. Not counting the story I sent to Gorezone 20 years ago when I was 14. I have been published in Rue Morgue, Scars, Girls and Corpses; Red Scream, Verbicide, Insidious Reflections (winner, 50 words or less gross out contest), Whispers of Wickedness, Gothicy Fairty Tales, Trails of Indiscretion, Night to Dawn, Theatre of Decay; Sinfully Twisted; Twisted Dreams; Purpleverse; Chimerwaworld 2; Chimeraworld 3; GOREmet cuiSINe; Ethereal Gazette; Project: Contagion; TrumpZero; corpsefuck; bloodcookies; Justus Roux; Logical Lust; Alt. Sex Stories, Cyber-Pulp's Halloween anthology 3.0, Demon Minds, Wretched and Violent, stabbed tortured dismembered; the Dream People; Bust Down the Doors and Eat all the Chickens; deathbus; Cherry Bleeds, Really-Scary; Drowning in Odium; The Unholy Biscuit; Swallow's Tail; Off the Vine; flashshots; Escaping Elsewhere; and more. I have an ebook from Meat Hook Press (it is free at www.meathookpress.com) and two self-published short story collections through Lulu I did with Jason Rogers. I appeared in the films Prison of the Psychotic Damned and The Gateway Meat (to be released this year). I am currently working on a film, 2 books (one is a short story collection), and a comic book, and I have two other books started that I would like to finish sometime. I am working on RAGE the movie www.myspace.com/ragethemovie and I also have a site for Superhero Stenchfest www.myspace.com/stenchfest My work will be appearing in: Old Nick magazine; The Blude Lady; Revenanat; MagusPress; Walri Project; Mind Scraps; Vintage Moon; Macabre Underground Volume 2 The Blackest Death volume 3 Raw Dogs anthology, don't know name, novella edited by Forrest Armstrong by me, John Edward Lawson, D Harlan Wilson, Bradley Sands, Jason Earles, Forrest Armstrong, MagusPress book, RAGE by Two-Backed Books, Verbicide, Scars; Whispers of Wickedness, Cinema Sewer; Swallow's Tail and more NOTE: Myspace deleted my old account, probably for the extreme violent content of my writings but they only stated I had violated the terms and conditions. I don't want this profile deleted so please don't post explicit pictures. An example of an explicit picture is an extreme close-up of a gaping anus, or a gynecological close-up of a big-ass snatch. No penises either please. THANKS! This is me in THE GATEWAY MEAT: some movies I like: .. Lou, Iggy, Bowie The True Masters of Horror: .. I SUPPORT: This is me on the cover as the zombie- 7 hours of makeup to look like this, and I broke my toe during the shooting: .. |
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| Violence, horror, snuff movies punk rock UFOs conspiracies exploitation films alien abductions media manipulation subliminal messages mind control Dolcett psychological warfare Psi-Ops Remotive Viewing suppressed writings the obscene the abject the profane splatter Takashi Miike levitating serial killers true crime profiling mass murders killing sprees Lovecraft J.G. Ballard PK Dick Jim Thompson film noir grunge hardcore metal Slayer the Misfits Black Sabbath Throbbing Gristle experimental music industrial music funk homicide televised executions the Coen Brothers Ingrid Pitt Hazel Court Barbara Steele Barbara Crampton Demona Bast disinformation RE/SEARCH Creation film Books GG ALLIN The Mentors the Meatmen Lovecraft Cornell Woolrich James M. Cain Raymond Chandler Daniel Pinkwater Peter Straub Robert Cormier Stephen King S E Hinton VC Andrews Leopold and Loeb Son of Sam Jim Jones mass suicides Peter Sotos Dolcett Girls Jesus Juice electric Kool-Aid Jonestown Kool-Aid suicide cults regular cults brainwashing The Parallax View The Manchurian Candidate The China Syndrome Silkwood The Day After CIA Interrogation Techniques ZIPPY THE PINHEAD Nick Zedd Transgressive Cinema Shinya Tsukamoto Takishi "Beat" Kitano Akira Kurosawa Hitchcock Orson Welles Tom Savini William S Burroughs Hunter S Thompson Bundy Gacy Chikatilo Kemper Fish Gein Ramirez Ridgeway, ZODIAC killer and investigator Robert Greysmith's discovery of his identity (Arthur Leigh Allen BTK organ harvesting executions torture Grimm's Fairy Tales urban legends schizophrenia Abnormal psychology anti-social personality disorder psychosis abandoned buildings cemeteries graveyards pimped-out hearses knives explosives Anarchist Cookbook The Occult, and occult knowledge prison culture prisoners violent criminals crime waves environtmental wrath- hurricanes, twisters, tsunamis, earthquakes, volcanoes apocalypse armageddon doomsday 666 economic hit men the Mafia Murder, Inc. MINISTRY Big Black The Cramps Butthole Surfers Bushwick Bill NWA fires pyromania voyeurism exhibitionism fetishes sicko humor leather sadism Marquis de Sade 120 Days of Sodom solipsism quantum non-locality singularities Chaos Theory James Gleick Stephen Hawking the Butterfly Effect nihilism negativism anger rage terror slasher movies WRITING Cat III reading Asian exploitation films 1970s horror films 1980s slashers modern day hardcore films like August Underground, MORDUM, Murder-Set-Pieces, Guinea Pig Cannibal Holocaust Cannibal Ferox Mother's Day Bloodsucking Freaks Toxic Avenger Troma Films John Waters David Lynch David Cronenberg Rex Miller Andrew Vachss Wrath James White Christopher Walken Travis Bickle Rupert Pupkin Russian roulette chainsaw duels zombies the undead necrophilia bestiality cannibalism deviance Polyester Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Texas Chainsaw Massacre II pornography grindhouse films sleaze slime degredation assassination torture methods hit men Idi Amin Pol Pot Jeffrey Dahmer hardboiled detective books roman noir crime fiction splatterpunk mayhem destruction the MELVINS needle exchange programs animal rights and bans on testing products on animals except humans Ancient Astronauts Chariots of the Gods the BLACK DAHLIA AVENGER the EXPLOITED BOSTON PUNK (The Freeze, Gang Green, Slapshot, DYS, SSD), Unsane Relapse Records Rue Morgue Fangoria Penthouse Girls and Corpses MAD Magazine and Alfred E Neuman scarification body modification drug legalization crack whores tweakers geekers junkies dope fiends weird obscure offensive controversial sleazy perverted sick violent exploitation grindhouse gore snuff films ZZ Top Eazy-E Necrophagia Necro Lucio Fulci giallos HENRY New York Ripper Ruggero Deodato the Goblins being your own god Ebola Virus black death nuclear war SARS any lethal diseases and viruses birth defects kids born with no facial features Bauhaus exploding heads shoplifting ninja movies samurai movies red light districts crime criminals criminal activity, crime films, crime books, crime culture existentialism surrealism absurdism gratuitous violence paranoia sex crimes Pulp Fiction pulp fiction hardboiled fiction Hammer Films white noise tumors with teeth and hair autopsies graverobbing inhuman behavior radiation sickness nuclear winter blood splatter identification techniques stoner metal dumping corpses in dumpsters crawlspaces dungeons Suicide Girls and other goth models epidemics pandemics disaster victimization prescription pills turning crime scenes into works of art beheading filth scum libertinage Albert Hoffman Timothy Leary powertools chainsaws atheism outsider art graffitti art vandalism the electric chair Peter Straub Whitley Streiber the AIRPLANE! movies deicide (the act and the band) video nasties pinky violence 8mm Oscar the Grouch unexplained phenomenon spontaneous human combustion ball lightning sideshow freaks carnivals circuses carnies, carnies and more carnies evil murdering clowns Satanism the right to privacy pornography RAGE the movie and finally, the super-sicko book I am working on called FEEDING MY DEMONS. I like anything obscure, weird, subversive, occult, biazrre, strange, weird, odd, unexplained, unexplainable. RAGE www.myspace.com/ragethemovie www.myspace.com/stenchfest NOTE: Myspace deleted my old account, probably for the extreme violent content of my writings but they only stated I had violated the terms and conditions. I don't want this profile deleted so please don't post explicit pictures. An example of an explicit picture is an extreme close-up of a gaping anus, or a gynecological close-up of a big-ass snatch. No penises either please. THANKS! |
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I'd like to meet:David L Tamarina levitating two-headed midget with the Ebola virus Oscar the Grouch Ralphus that infomercial guy with the gigantic freakishly long fingers who is in that movie where he convinces Jack Black to like fat chicks Fatty Arbuckle Oates from Hall and Oates a person who dubs Godzilla movies for a living Bolo Yeung Genesis P'Orridge Chas. Balun a rich terminally woman who wants to marry me the dog that told the Son of Sam to kill people any illegitimate children of Charles Manson the person who really shot JFK Ed Gein's car an alien (the sinister kind, not the ALF / E.T. kind) the fattest man in the world (to see if I can hide inside of his rolls of fat) Chaingang Bunkowski The Dark Man Cthulhu Satan Lucifer Nick Zedd the person who invented pornography the guy with the mechanical murder-cock from Tetsuo Takashi Miike David Hess's character in Last House on the Left the coked-up guy who says the word "cunt" non-stop in the movie Cannibal Holocaust (or is that Cannibal Ferox) a fetus that can breakdance and/or breathe fireballs Gary Ridgeway Jack the Ripper and the "Gimp" from Pulp Fiction |
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Music:Misfits, Melvins, Ministry, Mentors, Black Sabbath, GG Allin, Slayer, Funkadelic, NWA, Exploited, Geto Boys, Butthole Surfers, Macabre, Cannibal Corpse, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Necrophagia, Necro, The Cramps, Cop Shoot Cop, sleep chamber, Kreator, Celtic Frost, The Clash, Corrosion of Conformity, Peaches, Einterzende Neubauten, Joan Jett, Devo, Laibach, Love and Rockets, Jesus and Mary Chain, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Gwar, Kool and the Gang, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Tad, Mule, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, UNSANE, G.B.H., Discharge, The Freeze, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, Tito Puente, Helmet, Samhain, Danzig, Possessed, Genocide Superstars, Coalesce, Throbbing Gristle, Psychic TV, Ezhumed, Today is the Day, Minor Threat, Beastie Boys, Beck, Prosthetic Cunt, Liverbaby, The Germs, D.O.A., Cypress Hill, Eazy-E, Lard, Revolting Cocks, Onyx, Primus, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Cannibal Corpse, The Kinks, The Who, D12, Pentagram, Bongzilla, Murder Junkies, Circle Jerks, Black Flag, Fornicator, Bathory, Shellac, Coal Chamber, Carcass, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Dayglo Abortions, White Zombie, Powerman 5000, The Accused, Megadeth, Voivod, The Bar-Kays, James Brown, Geroge Clinton, Pantera, Twisted Sister, Jackson 5, Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, Morbid Angel, Prong, ICP, Public Enemy, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Cop Shoot Cop, KMFDM, The Swans, Van Halen, Anthrax, Ozzy, Deep Purple, Tupac Amaru Shakur, Womb Goo Gai Pan, Subhumans, Pig Destroyer, Led Zeppelin, Rage Against the Machine, Repo Man soundtrack, Crash soundtrack, The Shining soundtrack, Eraserhead soundtrack, Das Efx, Suicide, The Residents, Guns'N'Roses, AC/DC, Biohazard, Motorhead, The Ramones, Agnostic Front, RUN DMC, Rush, Yes, Hawkwind, Tones on Tail, James Gang, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, 2 Live Crew, Too Short, Napalm Death, Boogie Down Productions and KRS-1,Meat Beat Manifesto, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Triple Six Mafia, Overkill, Exodus, Ice Cube, Grandmaster Flash, Infectious Grooves, Suicidal Tendencies, FANG, Curtis Mayfield, Herbie Hancock, soundtrack to Shaft, soundtrack to House of 1000 Corpses, soundtrack to The Devil's Rejects, Lynyrd Skinard, Canned Heat, Blondie, Bee Gees, Anal Cunt, Kittie, Sepultura, Neurosis, ArchEnemy, Jesus Lizard, Killing Joke, Killdozer, Scratch Acid |
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Movies:Prison of the Psychotic Damned, The Gateway Meat, RAGEAirplane!, Parallax View, Taxi Driver, Deer Hunter, Midnight Express, Scarface, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, 8mm, Wonderland, The Salton Sea, August Underground, AU Mordum, Murder-Set-Pieces, Videodrome, EXORCIST III, all Nightmare on Elm Street films, all Friday the The Thirteenth films, all Chucky films, The Grifters, Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Peeping Tom, Witchfinder General (The Conqueror Worm), all Hammer films, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, HENRY: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Marathon Man, Straw Dogs, The Wild Bunch, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Re-Animator, Dead-Alive, Toxic Avenger, Last House on the Left, House at the End of the Park, The Beyond, Suspiria, Tenebre, Phenomenon, Night of the Hunter, The Hills Have Eyes (remake), The Thing (remake), Irreversible, Funny Games, Man Bites Dog, Baise-Moi, Boy Meets Girl, Guinea Pig films, Tetsuo, The Untold Story, Run and Kill, Entrails of a Virgin, Evil Dead Trap, Visitor Q, Ichi the Killer, Izo, Nightbreed, JFK, The Doors, Battle Royale, Beautiful Girl Hunter, all 6 Lone Wolf and Cub (aka Lone Wolf and Baby Cart) movies, Female Convict 741, Lady Snowblood, Rubber's Lover, The Manson Family, Living Hell, The Killer, Hard-Boiled, Prison on Fire, Kids, Gummo, The Onion Field, Another Day in Paradise, Wrong Turn, Blood Feast, Fire in the Sky, Communion, The Dead Zone, Stag, se7en, Copycat, Silence of the Lambs, Night Stalker, A Fistful of Dollars, Casino, GoodFellas, Raging Bull, Menace II Society, Rush, anything by Nick Zedd, Happiness, Storytelling, Heat, Godfather, Godfather II, Apocalypse Now, House of 1,000 Corpses, Gozu, Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, Wrong Turn, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Bloodsucking Freaks, Enter the Dragon, Street Fighter, Women in Cages, Women's Prison Massacre, School of the Holy Beast, Altered States, Lair of the White Worm, Star 80, The Devils, CLEAN, SHAVEN, Bullet, Basketball Diaries, Repo Man, Liquid Sky, Un Chien Andalou, all giallos, all films noir, City of Lost Children, eXistenZ, Fargo, The Hillside Stranglers, In Cold Blood, Rope, Psycho, Rear Window, 12 Monkeys, Naked Lunch, Drugstore Cowboy, River's Edge, Wild at Heart, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Crawlspace, Nosferatu (remake), Repulsion, Castle of Blood, Vengeance is Mine (directed by Shohei Imamura), Kill Bill, Naked Gun, Scary Movie, Vertigo, China Syndrome, Silkwood, Rumble Fish, Caligula, Bloodsucking Freaks, Mother's Day, I Spit on your Grave, Withnail and I, Salvador, Platoon, Bad Dreams, The Stepfather, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Lifeforce, Soylent Green, The Day After, The Warriors, Seconds, New York Ripper, Don't Torture a Duckling, Oni Baba, Daughters of Darkness, Justine, Bastard Out of Carolina, American Me, Animal Factory, American History X, The Terminator, The Brood, Scanners, The Ninth Configuration, Pi, The Falcon and The Snowman, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky's, Porky's II: The Next Day, Revenge of the Nerds, Coneheads, Tommy Boy, The Usual Suspects, L.A. Confidential, The Trial, Mondo Cane, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Polyester, Female Trouble, V, The Wizard of Gore, Bringing out the Dead, Sleepaway Camp, Basket Case, Black Christmas, Prom Night, April Fool's Day, Beyond the Darkness, Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, First Blood, Maniac, Men Behind the Sun, Faster, Pussycat, Kill Kill!, Vixen, At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul, Angel Guts films, Alien films, dumb and Dumber, Police Academy, Cable Guy, Kingpin, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchor Man, The Minus Man, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Fraility, 3 Extremes, 3 Extremes II, Necromantik, Lord of Illusions, Zombie (aka Zombie 2), Dr. Butcher, M.D., Strange Days, Wolf Creek, Incident on and off a Mountain Pass, City of Lost Souls, Tomie, Phantasm, The Mangler, Parents, Dagon, Black Circle Boys, Killing Zoe, all Three Stooges movies, Manhunter, Red Dragon, Easy Rider, Stranger than Paradise, Helter Skelter (original), The Man with the Golden Arm, The Tingler, Spider Baby, Abominable Dr. Phibes, Deliverance |
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Television:In general I do not watch television. The television is a tool of the media-corporate-military-intelligence-government attempt to brainwash people of the world and maintain the status quo. Propaganga, subliminal messages and psychological manipulation are all you will find on the television. It is the new opiate of the masses, a big mental Oxycontin pill for us to swallow. The antennae are like syringes full of heroin ready to prevent you from doing anything meaningful to change the world and change your life. For most people this is desirable- people fear different ways to think, change, and challenges to the status quo. They want re-assurances that everything in the world is perfect and that what little problems there are somewhere is working hard to fix them. Bullshit. Time for a personal revolution- wake up and see through the lies. Everything you hear, read, see is a lie, from billboards to newspaper articles. Product placement, psychological warfare, subliminal mind-rape, systems of control and oppression- that is the real world. If we had a real war on drugs (which we should not) the first thing to do would be to kill all televisions. Do you have debt? College loans, mortgages, monthly interest payments? Then you are a victim of the system that your television promotes. They teach us we are worthless without an education and then make student loans at high interest rates so that when we graduate from school into the system we are already trapped within the system, slaves to our debts- our lives become about making that minimum payment. The little money we earn that does not go to out minimum monthly payments goes to taxes so that the government can build more jails to put us in. This in turn increases the size and power of the government necessitating even more taxes and even less freedom. We work all day, then come home and let the television soothe our minds so we forget our debts and the futility of our jobs and how we are slaves to 30-year loans and mortgages, how the money we work for is taken by the government in taxes to support the drug war and the status quo and the wars in Iraq and elsewhere. Television is one of the pillars supporting this corrupt system of debt slavery, brainwashing and mind control. Free yourself and assassinate your television.and yes I am aware that in my profile pic I am wearing a "Family Guy" t-shirt |
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Books:Superhero Stenchfest (featuring Baby in a Blender), Let Them Eat Snuff, RAGE, and Peachy Like Nietzsche: Dark Clown Porn Snuff for Terrorists and Gorefiends. Also: Chimeraworld 2, Chimeraworld 3, GOREmet suiSINe, Project: Contagion volume 1, Macabre Underground Volume 2, THe Blackest Death volume III, Cyber-Pulp's Halloween anthology 3.0, MagusZine issue 1, Mind Scraps, Vintage Moon, Walri Project anthology, stabbed tortured and dismemberedHere's some short non-horror stuff I wrote: DAVID L TAMARIN PULP NIETZSCHE The mercenaries stormed through the door, firing randomly and destroying everything in their path. They were the most extraordinary mercenaries in the world, hand-picked by Satan himself to invade Heaven and take out God. Big Tim was their leader. He faced God with an angry look. God, who had been smoking marihuana and watching “Porky’s”, was caught unaware. “I’ve got you now, motherfucker” said Big Tim. He shot God twice in the chest. Blood spouted from the wounds, staining God’s white bathrobe. God gripped his chest and held out his arm. “Please, get me a doctor.” Big Tim smiled. “I can’t. They’re all in hell.” END PULP ILSA God gripped his heart and coughed up blood. "What... What..." he stammered. "What the fuck do you mean there's no doctors? I'm bleeding like a stuck fuckin' pig here." After God died he woke up in a prison cell in the bowels of Hell. He rubbed his crotch and opened his eyes, thinking about how he wanted to get stoned and watch Porkys 2: The Next Day when Ilsa stomped her foot down. God looked up in total fear. Ilsa pulled out the whip and licked it suggestively, leaving long trails of saliva from her red pulsating tongue. She licked her lips and slid a hand down her tight leather pants to start touching herself. Ilsa couldn't believe how wet she was and she started squeezing her clit over and over, harder and harder. She pulled her hand out and slid it under God's nose. Then she gave him a command. "Get down on your hand and knees like a dog, bitch". God did as he was told. END PULP LITTLE JIMMY Little Jimmy was hanging out with Satan, who was watching the Lifetime network and eating Hershey's Kisses. Satan turned to Little Jimmy. Hey Little Billy, do you have the fucking remote? Its Little Jimmy, not Little Billy, asshole. How the fuck would you like it if I called you Santa instead of Satan? Point taken, Little Jimmy, said Satan, ashamed at himself for his breach of etiquette. Even I make mistakes, what the fuck do you want from me? asked Satan. Little Jimmy pulled his pants down and replied. "A blowjob, bitch." END Elizabeth Massie called me "the rising star of horrific humor" |
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Heroes:I only have anti-heroesRod Serling Hunter S. Thompson Marquis de Sade GG Allin Anton Szandor LaVey Harold Schecter Stephen King Jonh Waters Stanley Kubrick Matin Scorsese Mark Lane Jim Marrs Philp K. Dick J G Ballard all animal rights activists those we seek the truth behind media lies Jello Biafra H G Lewis David Lynch Murder, Inc. Charles Manson Takashi Miike Shinya Sokomoto Shohei Imamura Takeshi "Beat" Kitano So here's a short story instead. This was the winning entry in the Insidious Reflections magazine 50-words-or-less Gross Out Competition. This winning story is 29 words long Gross Out Contest Submission: ANATOMY The tumor was so big and wet I just had to fuck it while the six-headed afterbirth monster choked me with rancid roadkill and rotten chunky milk meat. END |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Hometown: | Jonestown |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | driller killer |
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Woman Marries Corpse |
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| http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070312/od_nm/india_marriage_cor
pse_dc_1 Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST |
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My article wins awards |
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| http://www.anotherealm.com/prededitors/votenonfiction06.htm
My Corpse-Phobias: Fright of the Living Dead, from Girls and Corpses magazine came in 7th place for nonfiction article- and I wasn't even no... Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST |
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Another new film role for me |
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| I will be appearing as a drag queen in the film BANSHEE, which will be filmed in Buffalo later this year, to be directed by Emil Novak.
This is going to kick ass, I will post more when I know more... Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST |
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RAGE: Internal Demons- HOT new pics of star Heather Autumns |
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| Here are 4 new pictures of Heather Autumns, aka Devil Doll, one of the stars of RAGE: Internal Demons
www.myspace.com/ragethemovie
and just for fun here is a picture of Ralphus the homicidal midg... Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST |
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Human Animal fetish campground |
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violetblue.DTL Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST |
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Mortuary stored bodies in rented wherehouse |
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| http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/03/08/
BAG4POHHK51.DTL Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST |
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The Queen of All Exploitation Trailers |
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Add to My Profile | More Videos... Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:08:00 PST |
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Website for my new film |
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Applepastie Productions is making a film based on four short stories, including one by me. Please check out their new site and learn about this movie, THE FIRS... Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST |
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UGAMI fetish porn (warning- gross posting) |
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| UGAMI is a new fetish from Japan. It is usually performed between a woman and a buinessman.
The woman shoves a giant funnel up her anus or vagina, and then they pack the funnel with HUNDREDS of little... Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:21:00 PST |
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Big Business in Body Parts |
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| http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-howley6mar06,0,327
1134.story?coll=la-opinion-center... Posted by David L Tamarin schizoWRITER on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:06:00 PST |
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