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Canned Kosher Beef's Profile

Lionel Richie's zesty trout-flavored gumdrops...

Country: United States United States
Last Login: Oct 8, 2008 (42 days back)
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About Me

HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE HAMBONE Here we are with the things we love...

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/3/2007
Band Members: -Reuben Lathers (car)- Frompy Dafterwinklebottoms (tissue box guitar)- -Rustie Dain (base) -Jolin Custole (recorder) -Pliny Bernard (drummer circles) -Ravid Dhymain (sit) -Sevon Marce (additional vocals) -Rudolph Dentist (man/woman)-
Influences: Frosty Weasel and the Explosive Livers, Harry Dumpler and the Crippled Pandas, Creamsicle and the Ultimate Desire, Left Footed Beaver, The Constipation Proclamation, Betty Crocker and Cream Corn.........................
Sounds Like: Three strips of bacon slapping a high-hat drifting through space on an atomic muffin......with green peppers on the side.
Type of Label: None

My Background and Lifestyle

Occupation: Music Artist (Christian/Psychedelic/Melodramatic P

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My Blog

Fancy New Prizes for All

Howdy folks! Guess what!? It's that time of year again! We're giving away every  last one of our priceless limited edition toenail clippings. They're in mint condition so don't wait to long to fi...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:14:00 PST

Meat

He grumbles, stumbles, lumbers to the fleshy palace doors making ancient rhythms from time. He disputes, refutes her rebuttal to his dancing feet taking modern methods rhymes. He's foun...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

Eat this

Emerald grass and the lingering tendrils of Exhaust.  The fleshy mosaic of the rock Wall smiles.  Grumbles of the highway bearing down on the Home, impeded only by the woody gray. The pin...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST

Industrial Pee

It has come to my attention that there has been a horrible accident in a factory downtown where I live. Three city blocks were destroyed when a barrel of concentrated industrial pee fell over and slow...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST

So It's VD Day Again....

It's VD Day again folks and have we got a treat for you!! You only have 2 hours and 56 minutes to collect!! Guess what guys!! Free limited edition 1-time only stamped, signed and sodomized cabbage pat...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Creamy beef texture for easy digestion.

As a band we have many hopes and dreams. As an entity we strive to exist. As a group we have ground our sound into a creamy texture for easy digestion. This we do in hopes that even the faintest of li...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

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