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Excessive violence.Gratuitous nudity.Zero budget. |
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| Age: | 18 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 14, 2008 (532 days back) |
About Me |
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From Wiggy VonSchtick and Off Set Pictures comes a new entry into the slasher/zombie/exploitation genre that keeps its bloody tongue firmly in cheek. It's the 1980’s and a group of teenagers are getting together to hold a seance in a haunted house. All the typical 80’s horror movie characters are there: the cool hero, the innocent girlfriend, the goth chick, the tough guy, the beautiful blonde girl, the shy guy in love with the beautiful blonde girl, a couple of lipstick lesbians and two big geeks. In true low budget 80’s horror movie fashion, weird things start happening around the house. One dimensional characters are dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into dangerous, pitch black rooms saying classic lines like, "Is someone in here?" As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it's up to our hero to lead the remaining survivors to safety before the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers. Stupid Teenagers Must Die! is the directorial debut from Jeff C. Smith and features a talented cast of newcomers including Jovan Meredith (Overbrook Productions’ 125th And Nowhere), Ashley Schneider (Superbad), Devin Marble (Men's Room), Lindsay Gareth (The Comebacks) Renee Dorian (The Mangler Reborn) Cory Assink (C.S.I.), Jonathan Brett (Zoey 101), Will Deutsch (Strange Wilderness), Jamie Carson (Hunger Pains) and Christina DeRosa (Entourage). Reviews: Fatally-Yours.com The Chopping Block Killer Reviews.com Horror-Fanatics.com BloodType Online.com Horror Reviews Horror Society.com HorrorView.com DVD Resurrections Pretty-Scary.net Cinema Crazed ScreamTV Radio Albany Gorehounds Unite Unbound Zine Horror Yearbook Evil Dread Fangoria Interviews: Interview with Jovan Meredith, Ashley Schneider, Lindsay Gareth, Renee Dorian, Cory Assink and Jonathan Brett at "The Chopping Block" Jeff Interview at "The Chopping Block" Jeff Interview at "Horror Yearbook" Jeff Interview at "Unbound Zine" Jeff Interview at "Killer Reviews" Jeff Interview at "Fatally-Yours.com" Press: OC Weekly - January 24, 2008 Fangoria.com - March 29, 2007 Fangoria.com - June 12, 2007 Fangoria.com - September 6, 2007 Fangoria Magazine - October 2007 Philadelphia Weekly OC Weekly article on "Fatally-Yours" Miscellaneous: STMD! at Rotten Tomatoes The Girls Of Stupid Teenagers Must Die!: Ashley Schneider as Julie / Lindsay Gareth as Tiffany Renee Dorian as Madeline / Jamie Carson as Sissy Christina DeRosa as Jamie Cast Jovan Meredith as Kane Ashley Schneider as Julie Devin Marble as Alfie Lindsay Gareth as Tiffany Renee Dorian as Madeline Cory Assink as Geek One Jonathan Brett as Geek Two Will Deutsch as Ryan Jamie Carson as Sissy Christina DeRosa as Jamie directed by Jeff C. Smith written by Curtis Andersen and Jeff C. Smith produced by Sara Parrell executive producers Wayne Watson and Curtis Andersen special effects by Matt Staley For more information, visit the Stupid Teenagers Must Die! I.M.D.B. page. |
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Music:LoveHateTragedy, 7k, Raymond And Scum |
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Movies:Halloween 1 - 8, Friday The 13th 1 - 10, Nightmare On Elm Street 1 - 7, Evil Dead 1 - 3, Freddy Vs. Jason, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn Of The Dead, Psycho 1 - 4, Night Of The Demons, Sleepaway Camp, Grindhouse, Feast, Shaun Of The Dead, The Monster Squad. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
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My Blog |
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Christina 911 |
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| STMD!'s Christina DeRosa is back on TV this week (Thursday, June 12th to be exact) on Comedy Central's Reno 911! Check your local listings for the exact time of broadcast. And now...enjoy a little ... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:54:00 PST |
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Soul Man, Paul Rodriguez, Mastercard and Danny Trejo... |
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| Yesterday, we filled you in on Christina DeRosa's Sunday appearance on Everybody Hates Chris (8pm on the CW network). We wanted to let you know where else you can see Christina as well as some other S... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST |
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Everybody Loves Christina DeRosa |
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| Be sure to check out STMD!'s own Christina DeRosa on this Sunday's (April 27th) episode of Everybody Hates Chris at 8pm on the CW network! We'll be posting another blog soon detailing what the other ... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:36:00 PST |
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STMD! ConNooga Screening Update |
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| We have more information on the STMD! screening this month at ConNooga. The convention takes place February 22nd - 24th at Chattanooga Choo Choo (awesome) in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Stupid Teenagers M... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST |
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Stupid Teenagers In Minnesota |
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| More Screening News! Stupid Teenagers Must Die! will be playing at MarsCon 2008 in Bloomington, Minnesota on Saturday, March 1st at 10pm. Jeff will be there, too, to introduce the movie and do a Q&A... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 03:08:00 PST |
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February 14 |
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| ... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST |
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STMD! News FOR DAYS! |
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| Lots of random bits of Stupid Teenagers Must Die! news today. First off, Dead Lantern.com has announced the nominees for their first annual Splatcademy Awards and we're very pleased to tell you that ... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:11:00 PST |
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Geek One Goes To The Super Bowl |
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| Did you see Cory Assink (Geek One to you STMD! fans) in the Dell Red commercial during the Super Bowl? You can see for yourself by following THIS LINK and clicking the "Dell Red" link! Congratulatio... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:07:00 PST |
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STMD! In The OC (Weekly) |
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| There's a new full page story about Stupid Teenagers Must Die! in this week's issue of OC Weekly! Enjoy the wit and wisdom of director Jeff Smith, producer Sara Parrell and actor Jovan Meredith as the... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST |
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SKIN! |
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| You know you've made it big when Mr. Skin, the man behind the web site that "celebrates nudity in film", features your movie on his web site. Click on the screen capture below to check it out:... Posted by STUPID TEENAGERS MUST DIE! on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:43:00 PST |
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Kane, Julie, Alfie, Tiffany, Madeline, Geek One, Geek Two, Ryan, Jamie, Sissy, Jeff, Wiggy VonSchtick: A House of Ideas, Off Set Pictures, Raymond And Scum, FANGORIA, Chopping Block Films, Horror Reviews, DVD Resurrections, Evil Dread, South African HORRORFEST, Bloodtype Online.com, Unbound Zine, BACKSEAT FILM FESTIVAL 2008 GREAT SUCCESS!!, ICFLM - 2007, Schoharie Scary Horror Film Fest, Dark Carnival Film Festival, Big Bear Lake Horror Film Fest, MarsCon, Con Nooga, brady, Miss Carson to you, MILWAUKEE COUNTY MASSACRE HORROR MOVIE CONVENTION, swamismotel, Marie M. Church, Chris aka Wygalopolis man, Jean-Claude Mornard, SOUTHERNWITCH NATASHA (bringing horror back), Zompire: The Undead Film Festival, Trasharama Film Festival, The Chainsaw Mafia, bb-gun dealrz, Sex & horror author Gori Suture, Nurse Bela Donna, B-RATED, Michael Laimo - Horror Author, Oui (or if u prefer VooDoo Rose), Gillian, The Joe Flynn Show feat. Michelle Fatale, Boogeyman Radio, Goreboy Radio, Dark Amor a.k.a. ~(^)~ [Cevan if you know me]!!, Rock & Roll Ray, Twin City, KRAZY J, Jungle Julia, ☠ B u † © H ♠™, Fatally-Yours.com: Horror Headquarters, CRAWL SPACE, Garyb, T.O.G.W.™ present...Back Alley Autopsies, Nightmare Revue, Film Apocalypse, Yvonne, ASKEW REVIEWS, Vacant Era Films, Freak Of Horror, Karen, Krazy Karl the Lumberjack, Community College, DEMOLITION GIRLS, Blue Monday, www.alessiobiagioni.com, Barraka Transfer, joe
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