Cadillac Frank's Profile |
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Mad at the world... and you're not helping things any either. |
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| Age: | 99 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | La Crescenta, California |
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| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
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| Last Login: | Sep 16, 2007 (844 days back) |
About Me |
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Your 1920's Name is: Golden Arch What's Your 1920's Name?
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:I am filled with more and more hatred with every single breath I take. Every silver lining has a dark cloud."I remember when we both were bachelors how girls used to fall in love with him, cry over him, threaten to kill themselves over him. And how distressed he'd be about that. Because he really didn't know what the hell it was all about. He could never see his beauty. But what distressed Artie was the power he had over them. he finally came to hate it. Ah, how I would have loved it, girls never fell in love with me like that. How I would love it now, that sheer senseless falling in love with externals, the love never earned by qualities of goodness, of character, intelligence, of wit, of charm, of life-force. In short, how I would like to be loved in a way never earned so that I would never have to keep earning it or work for it. I love that love the way I love the money I win when I get lucky gambling." The Kid from Brooklyn says it best at |
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Music:Your Personality Is Like Alcohol You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester. Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable. You're a pretty bad driver, and your dancing could also use a little work! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? I'm sorry, but this shit just doesn't get old. |
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Television:South Park. Family Guy. Wally George. That's it. |
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Books:The entire Mario Puzo library. He only has 10 novels to his credit, but each one is absolutely incredible.from Mary Shelley's _Frankenstein_: "Shall each man," cried he, "find a wife for his bosom, and each beast have his mate, and I be alone? I had feelings of affection, and they were requited by detestation and scorn. Man! you may hate; but beware! your hours will pass in dread and misery, and soon the bolt will fall which must ravish from you your happiness for ever. Are you to be happy while I grovel in the intensity of my wretchedness? You can blast my other passions; but revenge remains -- revenge, henceforth dearer than light or food! I may die; but first you, my tyrant and tormentor, shall curse the sun that gazes on your misery. Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful. I will watch with the wiliness of a snake, that I may sting with its venom. Man, you shall repent of the injuries you inflict." The Monster |
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Heroes:When someone tells me they are happy, my ass begins to twitch. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Chicago |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Shady Banker |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Buona notte, Luciano |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...Well, I read the article earlier today about how his health had taken a turn for the worse, so I knew it was only a matter of time. I a... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST |
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Nappy Headed Hos (pt. 2) |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...Wow, this just won't die. While I have no love for Don Imus, I am obligated to defend him by my personal principles. Like I conti... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 01:11:00 PST |
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Egg Salad on the Train |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...Here's an older article that I wrote for my column at www.F-You.comDon't forget to check them out for my other works including my web-famous ... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST |
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Your honor, I call BULLSHIT! |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...OK, so I just got this as a bulletin from someone on my list and it makes me SO angry that I have to pick it apart and put in my two cents. ... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:12:00 PST |
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Remembering the Indian Dude |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...Having been recently asked how I remembered the Indian Dude on his shirt, I cite from the hallowed pages of the GUSD Herald Examiner (Volume ... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST |
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Looking for Love |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...I came to the realization this evening that looking for love is like praying for money. I've been doing both for too long and with the ... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST |
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Simpsons Mania! |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...I went to the Kwik-E-Mart last night. For those of you who don't know, 20th Century Fux made a deal with 7-11 to "convert" 10 stores in... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:44:00 PST |
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Trashed Out of My Mind |
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| Like Drops in the Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...
A big thank you to all the warm (?) wishes from everyone out there in MySpaceLand.
I'm out in Vegas for a few days, trashed out of my... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:18:00 PST |
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Why I love James Brown |
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| ... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:29:00 PST |
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Cadillac Frankenstein |
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| Like Drops In The Shotglass...So Are The Days of My Life...First off, I'd like to bitch that there's no "literature" subject for blog postings. I know, it's rare, but there are some of us out th... Posted by Cadillac Frank on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Eric, The Banker, The Ayatollah of Capitola, Reverend Bob, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Sir Dump A Lot, The Negotiator, Dean Martin, Dr Z, Telly Savalas, Dr. Claw, Tony Clifton, Don Vito Corleone©, Ken Davitian, The Spitinos, THE KID FROM BROOKLYN, Agent99, Midnight Driver, D.Dog.Actor., TIKI KAT, Modern Drunkard Magazine, Old No.7, Colecovision, Atari 2600, Bela Lugosi, Statler & Waldorf, Richard Cheese, Sol Rosenberg, *ALINA*, Alison Wanda Land, ~Scale_Mistress~, ©2007 a/rahk, Elaine, Cadillac Frank, Kiddo & KhoZook, Miss Arineh <3, V.V., ILikeCougars, Busybee, B, TeslaGirl, Jeffrey, Richard, cali rich, Tiffney, Damian, [COLOR] my [RAINBOW], Rosanna, Phan, Alf, Naz, Veronica Scheyving
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