The Preacher's Profile |
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Autopsy turvy |
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| Age: | 47 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | California |
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| Height: | 5' 1" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Jul 11, 2008 (530 days back) |
About Me |
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| Apparently, according to "Troll Parrot", I am a tweeker prick.Apples are covered with a thin layer of David Yow. The color of David Yow is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is. Lightning strikes David Yow over seven times every hour! Pacman was originally called Yowman. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into David Yow. Without its lining of David Yow, your stomach would digest itself! Olympic badminton rules say that David Yow must have exactly fourteen feathers. Grapes explode if you put them inside David Yow. David Yow is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! Half a cup of David Yow contains only seventeen calories... ..The Little Buddy-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Little Buddy-fights take place there every day. Scientists have discovered that Little Buddy can smell the presence of autism in children. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Little Buddy in 1504, after eighteen months work. Olive oil was used for washing Little Buddy in the ancient Mediterranean world. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Little Buddy has 7! Europe is the only continent that lacks Little Buddy. Native Americans never actually ate Little Buddy; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness. Little Buddy was declared extinct in 1902. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Little Buddy! If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Little Buddy! | |
My Interests |
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| Hot Doug's is the coolest restaurant I know of. World wide. hotdougs.com | |
I'd like to meet:"We have a very small number of years left to fail or to succeed in providing a sustainable future to our species."-Jacques-Yves Cousteau |
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Music:Qui |
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Movies:The Holy Mountain and People Of The Forest |
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Television:Ren And StimpyHidden Camera http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjaiO-l6tRI
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Books:Real World Photoshop by Blatner and Fraser |
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Heroes:Doug Sohn, Matt Cronk and Paul Christensen |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Las Vegas |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Roberto Benigni impersonator |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Hot, hot, hot! |
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHfOwlems8s
... Posted by The Preacher on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:34:00 PST |
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Little Buddy's typing skills |
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| At about 12:30 PM on July 4th, 2007, Little Buddy wrote the following: mm655555555555555555455555 vbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbgdffff oiiiiii....................................nh Posted by The Preacher on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:46:00 PST |
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Qui tour dates |
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| Check the Qui page for tour dates. Qui There are more to come as well. These are mostly USA in Sept. and Oct. There will be a whole European tour up soon. Yep.... Posted by The Preacher on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST |
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Little Buddy movie . . . |
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| I just remembered that I posted a video of Little Buddy, shot when he was just a tiny feller. Yeah, I did it back in FEBRUARY!! Posted by The Preacher on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST |
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This . . . |
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| . . . Jamie Kennedy guy is a fucking twerp. I ought not let it bother me, and I suppose I don't really, I just never blogged before.There. Now I'm a blogger. Posted by The Preacher on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:54:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Ellen Hope, nature sweet cherub, i am!, Qui, Matt Cronk's Congestive Heart Success!, kelly, Philips, laves, Brett, Mister J.M. Robinson™, Gavin Rossdale, Dickie Plainview, Juan, Ben, mary magdalene, Miss Demeanor, deb pastor, Anna Dark Desert Highway, Whitney, kevin ass joker rutmanis, Jillers, Matthew Taylor, John R., Vinnie, Hacke, AL's BEEF, Angel Dawn, President Dante, cole, ruthie the gimp, VERNALATER, Stripper, Gwilly, c2photos, eLLe., TROUBLEGUM of the GRG and Godsgirls, Deadbeat Carnival, Krista, Armavbarn, Ms. Stacydusa, Izzy Cox, andreja, chester*
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