Cal McDonald's Profile |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Los Angeles, California |
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| Height: | 6' 1" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
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| Last Login: | Nov 15, 2007 (784 days back) |
About Me |
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| My name is Cal McDonald. I’m a private detective. I don’t handle cases most detectives handle because I don’t have that kind of luck. I deal with monsters and freaks and every dark, fucked up thing normal law won’t. | |
My Interests |
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| I’m interested in killing freaks and staying alive. | |
I'd like to meet:A reliable dealer and someone who isn’t fucking dead. I don’t even want to be here. This was Niles idea to promote his stupid little funny books about me. I think this place is a pedophile deathtrap. |
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Music:BAD BRAINS, Clash, Ignition, Sex Pistols, Buckethead, Hank Williams, Ramones, GRAY MATTER, Neil Young, Beatles, Stones, Undertones, Iggy and the Stooges, Rezillos, Butthole Surfers, 999, Meat Puppets, MC5, Bad Mother Goose, Budgie, The Cramps, Damned, X-Ray Spex, Buzzcocks, Black Flag, Tool, Minor Threat, Rites of Spring, Motorhead, Fu Manchu, Misfits, Bastards of Science |
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Movies:Movies? Who has time for movies? The city’s crawling with bloodsucking, flesh-eating freak-shows and you want to watch a movie? |
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Television:Yeah, right. |
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Books:CRIMINAL MACABRE, Chariots of the Gods, Demons, Devils and the Secrets of the Damned, The Complete Books of Heresy, Monsters Among us, Violence of Our Times, The Encyclopedia of Beasts, I am Legend, Cause of Death: What Does the Ax in His Head Mean?, The Stand, Bloodlines, Dark Delicacies, Savage Membrane, Freaks of the Heartland, Guns, Drugs & Monsters, Hot Blood, Marvel Monsters trade. |
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Heroes:I'll let you know when I meet ‘em. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Fairfax, Virginia |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Private Detective |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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CRIMINAL MACABRE TWO RED EYES Trade On Sale Now! |
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| Buy it...I'm fuckin' broke...
... Posted by Cal McDonald on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:48:00 PST |
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NEW CRIMINAL MACABRE ARTIST...NICK STAKAL!!! |
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| Niles asks me to post this...looks like some other nerd is drawing my comic...
Guys...I'd like you all to meet the new artist on CRIMINAL MACABRE...NICK STAKAL!!! - Steve
MONSTER ARTIST: STAKAL... Posted by Cal McDonald on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST |
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CAL McDONALD at San Diego Comic-Con! |
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| Yeah right, Nerds. In yer dreams.
I wouldn't be caught dead at Nerd Prom, but Niles will be there and he got these buttons made up with my mug on them.
If you see his ass down there ask him for one a... Posted by Cal McDonald on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST |
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Well, it's about fucking time... |
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| Look what Niles sent over (yes he's still hiding from me)...
CRIMINAL MACABRE: MY DEMON BABY #1 (of 4) STEVE NILES (W), NICK STAKAL (A), MICHELLE MADSEN (C), and TIM BRADSTREET (Cover) On sale Sept. 1... Posted by Cal McDonald on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST |
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CRIMINAL MACABRE TWO RED EYES 3 Out Today |
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| Hey people, check out Niles' new funny book about me. You can find it at your local funny book store.
How a store that sells nothing but Archie and shit can stay in business is beyond me, but ... Posted by Cal McDonald on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:31:00 PST |
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So clearly just signing on to this bullshit isnt enough. |
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| Evidently I have to talk to you people too. Well, I'm not one of those people who gets off spouting my opinions or critiquing the latest crap-ass movie so I figured I'd post one of Niles stories about... Posted by Cal McDonald on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Steve Niles, Sarah Wilkinson, Dark Horse Comics, shawnabunny, n stakal, Tim Bradstreet, Scott Allie, Nat Jones, Benjamin Roman, CHUCK BB, Todd Farmer, Rick Remender, SEPTAGON STUDIOS INC, Eric Powell, Mike, Drew, LIEB, R.D. Shrub, Blue Dahlia, jimmy palmiotti, D2C GAMES, Fox Atomic Comics, STILLBORN of BALTIMORE, HUSSAR, AngryWhiteBoy© Clothes Available!!!, Nuka W. Mathiassen - Film Director, INDEPENDENT PROJECTS & GRAPHICS, Valerio G-NOMO Giangiordano, the well, kenny, fenril, Elisa Féliz, FROZ?N VOICES OF THE UNHEARD, Shannon, evilmel official NWPH team member my space, Jacob, DUPLISity, Gordon Lee/Legends, Brad, Joe, rodrigo, MARK WALTERS, David Beard Music Production, Vladimier, carbonickid, COMIC WORLD, Jacob, Matt Strackbein, Grimrock, THE MIGHTY SNAR HEAD., Henry Bateman, David, Guerrilla-Sgraffito, Rock-n-Roll Rick, Ghouls and Bastards, Selkie42, Jeremy, Kiss Your Ass Goodbye, DANIDANIEL, Frederic Doss, [STUNT MAN ROB],,, Chris - cIndyCenter.com Podcast, Forsaken Delirium, Daniel Ashton, Sidewaysgaze, Endless Meghan, Dash MacBastard
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