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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Boston, Massachusetts |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Nov 7, 2007 (339 days back) |
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About Me |
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| i finally finished the 11th level and saved the princess from a terrible fate at the community swimming pool...
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Orange & Black - Image Hosting 'the only sin that can be committed is the degradation of the human spirit.' -W.S.Burroughs. "i'm not feeling to well- i'm off to the chemist" -W.S.Burroughs to Brian Jones.this photograph of me? my profile pic? it's the only ID i got, the only picture in existence of me. and it's my mug shot from central booking, heaven. st. peter was quick draw-mcgraw with the match to light my smoke. i was psyched, i'd heard that in heaven you could smoke in all the bars and strip joints. the saint's were disgusted that i didn't know the answer to a single riddle- (i'm no good at crosswords either) and god, does god loves riddles- and so they kicked me loose after deciding i wasn't worth the bail money. plus, jesus got all mad when i got up on his lap, tugged his beard and promptly pissed my pants. i tried to sing him a song to calm him down, it went like this: "jesus wept/and got sand up his skirt" over and over until they lugged me to the hole- which in heaven is where buddha lives. he said i only cut myself for attention. i begged to differ. we played pocket war to settle it, and guess what- he didn't have shit! i totally beat his ass. buddha loses like a champ, though. he gave me a lama to ride back to boston, which i did- he was a good dude.so i gets off the lama at havard square and there's all these cops and firemen running around. this is a good example of me- thinking i'm being funny, right- you know i got some wild hair stuck out under a crooked ball-cap, my hoodie up, and my jacket with the safety pins the Quakers gave me. oh, and i'm manic as a motherfucker- off the lithium, you know you gotta drink 17 glasses of water a day with that shit? but anyway so i walks up to this copper- and i says, (figuring it was just another OD in the T) "Agent Dogs. Undercover Narcotics."i reach into my inside jacket pocket and pull out a smoke,"I've been called in to assist."i give him a long hard look, then wink and punch him in the shoulder. a love tap 's what i was thinkin. i thought this was a riot! like- but he didn't think so. he searched me down, found the mantra i stole from buddha and charged me with possession. ran me for warrants.cops have no sense of irony. here's a song i wrote, you can read it and steal it if there's any shot at making money off it. it's like my best buddy always tells me whenever we say goodbye, "hey, e?" and i say "yeah?" and he says, "kill yourself." my friends are the best. William S.Burroughs - Thanksgiving Prayer (dir. Gus Van Sant)Add to My Profile | More Videos on another note, myspace makes my head hurt. i believe the Computer is possessed of malevolent spirits. i mean, first of all, the omnipotent myspace dirty bastard cyber-brain said i didn't want kids on my profile- puttin' words in my mouth. sonofabitch!- not true. i do, but not now...christ geeezus, i can't even log into my own account half the time, how am i gonna have a kid? well...as long as babies still come without GPS cyber-chips embedded in their brains, and you don't need a password to see them, or spyware to protect them, or COOKIES to feed them, and they don't have pop-ups constantly flashing in their eyes infecting them with some nerd-hacker-virus that'll crash'em- then i think i'd be allright. i like my baby's to sleep, NOT crash. to cry for it's momma's sweet breast, NOT go frozen catatonic blank silent. to be able to take it to the doctor's when it's sick, NOT to some system's analyst in a dust-bin industrial park. to need love, NOT my credit card number, to give love without having first to know my credit score. i want it to spill out of a vagina head first and healthy, not out of an INBOX reading DELIVERY STATUS FAILURE. and really, if baby's can still go poop their little-grinning baby turds and whiz their warm little baby pee into their funny-paper diapers, and not delete into a file-folder, and so long as baby still says "da-da" or "ma-ma" or fucking "goo", "ga" -whatever, and not "FREE TRIAL OFFER", then count me in. i can do it.ok. me.well, i'm a little off the hook- if you want to know the truth. i do have gold fish in my platform shoes. and i did kill my junior high-school science teacher's gold fish in his fish bowl. belly-up, sucker's!how can i not be a sardonic, sarcastic, narcissistic, self-parody of a bastard here...let's see...hmmmmm...my mom says i'm handsome and have "precious" dimples. gotta love the mom's. a fortune teller once told me i had a certain magnetism that draws people to me (unfortunately they usually say things like this "goddamn it! i just NEED a PEN that WORKS! i gotta..i gotta...i gotta get a patent...all my dirty secrets, before they steal 'em- send them to WASHington, $5, before they steal 'em, clean 'em...i got it all up here! gotta make it legal, all my dirty secrets!")- and plus my tarot's were all upside down-the good ones! burn the witch! burn the witch!the spare change guy outside cvs calls me "playboy," but he says that to all the guys. and while i'm on it only in harvard square would you ever, ever hear "spare any change for my hedge-fund?" i'm not a 9-5'er- gas company stooge- marry my highschool sweetie- wash the vinyl siding on the house on the weekends- type of guy. in fact, i don't have a house, i agree with woody allen that whoever invented vinyl siding should be shot, and i would rather die than work adjusting knobs at the gas company. i would gas myself. gas companies do have gas chambers, right? well i'm clockin' out fella's. i'm not a fan of mustard gas or bombast. i'm just a white, lower middle class gypsie, a pickpocket of a mother's love. i'm cold pizza crusts or flat fountain soda. my recipe is carbon-based, but my heart was NOT made cheap in a factory in detroit. and i NEVER wanted to play football for the coach, no matter what lou tells you. |
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My Interests |
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| writing writing writing writing....my trusty notebook i'm all about instant gratification.Writing- songs/prose/prose poetry/film scripts. though my spelling and grammar are sub-par. i also love music/film-making/acting/photography- the arts. but when it comes to painting or drawing i don't know shit from shinola, as the saying goes- but i'm a champion doodler. what else... anyone band who can say fuck you so totally to a record company- by giving them this, after being pressured for another number#1 hit Alex Chilton got the record exec's even better- they were pressuring him for a "commercial album"- he gave them one titled "loose shoes, tight pussy" ironically, if you listen to his work- "loose shoes..." is probably his most commercial sounding solo album | |
I'd like to meet:me and Meow Meowi finally found the profane goddess i'd been waiting for, this one here:but AMANDA PALMER, for sure, too(A.P. again, but this time with some ruby ruby red merlot noir & black and gold natty shermans. we could play Operation with stun guns and chop-sticks sharpened with prison-shiv precision, or we could play Poison Control where you'd be the 1-800-dial-a-nurse and i'll have ingested a quart of liquid fire drain cleaner, and...we could play...Mr. Plumber with plungers and pipe snakes (ummm...) and Operator with dental floss and dixie cups, and of course Dental School, where after having put each other under, we could take turns drilling holes in each other, yanking teeth and sucking up the blood and spit after with those suction tube things, while in a nitrous oxide black-out haze. laughing gas is dreamy. we could order chinese take-out and read aloud from Chinese Take-Out (by arthur nersesian) and bask in our own clever superiority. we could 'dress up like cops and see what we could do', we could be private eyes and spy on the innocent until we're satisfied we're guilty, then pick the locks on all the florist shops and steal all their love lies... run like crazy to a frozen pond and take turns reading from Seventh Heaven- which words (patti smith's) makes your belly- jellyfish quiver like locked in the birthday-girl's closet for seven minutes in heaven-like strip poker at the slumber-party sleep-over). in No Particular Order: Patti Smith Craig Cook***(my brother from another mother- where are you?) nakata, johnnie walker, colonel sanders, the 15 year old miss saeki, may kasahara, an INKling, the dreamreader, reiko, and most of all midori haruki murakami*** Rainer Werner Fassbinder* harmony korine Werner Herzog David Blaine Brion Gysin and his dream-machine**. Nico* Rachel*** (at the rendezvous) Oboe (Santa Cruz) Rimbaud William S. Burroughs* Billy Burroughs, jr.* Susan Sontag* Paul & Jane bowles* Kerouac* & Neal Cassady* Ken Kesey (again, but this time w/ the original Merry Pranksters- dig 'em up!) Tom Verlaine* James Chance* Keith Richards* Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal meg white Paul Auster David lynch Sean Penn* John Malkovich (again, but this time on his planet) Arthur Nersesian Johnny Depp * Kafka* (& his father)/Dostoevsky*/Celine/Hesse/Grass* Brecht*/Weill* Burlesque Women* Bill Murray* Jim Jarmusch Kim Gordon*/Thurston Moore Samantha Morton Kurt Cobain Emily Watson Bayard Rustin* Scarlett Johansen David Foster Wallace* Lou reed Johnny Thunders (if only you didn't live off those Chinese Rocks)Dee Dee Ramone Jerry Garcia* (bob weir just to plain bitch-slap him) The Hunger Artist Lebowski ("the dude abides") The Poor Aunt The Girl With Curious Hair The Artful Dodger The Bad Lieutenant lemme think..............basically all the musicians/actors/directors/authors dead and alive, in all those sections -too many artists/poets to name and now that i'm getting into fictional characters i might as well stop.....(i hate the doors though, don't know why they were even included in that) |
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Music:http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s261/ariresram_9/remoteIm age-53-1.jpgNOT IN ANY REAL ORDER (except amanda p.'s at the top right now-she's like patti smith & grace slick's bastard child-and sexier even than...and i never thought i would say this about anyone Missed Me Add to My Profile | More Videos ....anita pallenberg, circa 1966/67- but i could go on-enough- but check out all the artists and musicians on my "friends"- i support them all, but so-) amanda palmer/dresden dolls/(really any artist's she supports are aces in my book so check her out at www.myspace.com/whokilledamandapalmer- and listen to the sound the keys make when you type a m a n d a p a l m e r- it's a nice little melody- i really am a crazy fucking nutbag. just a slight obsession. you think? no restraining order, yet! jack white/meg white/ the white stripes/ the violent femmes/neptune/ sound tribe/ patti smith/ television/ tom verlaine/ richard lloyd/ then neon boys/ richard hell/ & the voidoids/ james chance & the contortions/ james white & the blacks/ big star/ alex chilton/ rocket redux/rocket from the tombs/ chris bell/ pere ubu/ roxy music/new york dolls (here doing a beautiful tribute to johnny thunders, "you can't put yr arms around a memory/lonely planet boy- followed by early version of personality crisis) johnny thunders/ & the heartbreakers/the slits/the ramones/ sonic youth/thurston moore/dim stars/ dr. buzzards savannah band/ bikini kill/ kill rock stars/sub pop label bands etc./ lou reed/ john cale/ the velvet underground/ nico/ marianne faithful/ bill laswell/buckethead/brain/ the x-ray spexs/ sid vicious/ pil/ the queers-("what's up bobby?-go easy on the k-pins"-boston)/ the lyres/the real kids/green magnet school (boston based...)/ iggy and the stooges/ the rolling stones/ ronnie wood/ keith richards/ & the expensive wino's/ the new barbarians/ brian jones presents the pipes of pan at jajouka (b.j. suspicious death category #2)/ gram parsons (wbcn interview great! back when it wasn't co-opted)/ hubert sumlin/ the faces/ ronnie lane/ the small faces/ hendrix/ jerry garcia(much love for getting me through all the rough times)/the jerry garcia band (more than the grateful dead)/ the grateful dead/ phish/vida blue- (but fuck you pork tornado & j. fishman- jen dissed you when you tried to pick her up in vt.)/ the jefferson airplane/ grace slick/jack cassady-(in top 3 greatest female singer/greatest bass player)/ papa john creach/ david crosby/ james brown(big-ups to kph for not getting in that limo with him in lowell)/ the j.b.'s/ funkadelic/ bootsy collins/ parliament(& early p-funk)/ lee "scratch" perry/ king tubby/(& most any dub/reggae off blood & fire label)/ mad professor/ (too many great dub comp.'s to name them all now) lee dorsey/ bobby womack/ allen toussaint/ the meters/ professor longhair/ new orleans funk/ carla thomas/ rufus thomas/ the skatalites/ ike turner/(early ike & tina turner)/ sweet soul sounds/ wilson pickett/ stax soul/ chess soul/ sam and dave/ sam cooke/ curtis mayfield/ major lance/gene chandler-produced by c. mayfield/ impressions/ otis redding/ ann peebles/ soul sisters/ girl garage bands of the 60's/ blondie(early early stuff)/ the chocolate watchband/the standells/ the shadows of knight-(boston, "what's up scotty's dad?")/ chuck berry (even though he was a money-grubbing, misogynist bastard)/ bo diddley/ muddy waters-(favorite cafe too, valencia & 16th san francisco)/ john lee hooker/ r.l. burnside "motherfucker stole my check!"/ elmore james/ etta james (another keith richards rediscovery)/ paul butterfield blues band/ don covay/ robert nighthawk/ robert johnson/ son house/ louisiana swamp blues/ kings of new orleans rock n' roll/ chess new orleans/ dr. john/ willie dixon/ howlin wolf/ tom waits/ johnny cash/ sun ra/ john coltrane/ miles davis/ sonny rollins/ chet baker (slimey, snitch, evil, cowardly bastard that he was, suspicious death)/ billy holiday/ ornette coleman/ oh, jesus! how could i forget kurt cobain? so so so so so so so so so many more (except no death metal, no 80's hair-metal bands/no gangster rap post 1987/88...and record picks to come..... who's got the sexiest eye? vote on my comments page... |
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Movies:i wrote the screenplay for this one- though most of the dialogue got hacked to pieces, though it did win the New Frontiers Award for best experimental short film & played at the Boston Underground Film Festival. "ill be acting in the next one a 15-17 min short, shot in the same medium. for more info check out the shadow-worldsblog.spotJunkyard cowboys. Funny scene from GummoAdd to My Profile | More Videos InNoRealOrder: Gummo, Julien Donkey-Boy, Mr. Lonely (not yet released, but i'm confident- Anita Pallenberg!-got her whole filmography), all Harmony Korine's shit- href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9t" target="_blank"Barbarella, A Degree of Murder (anything with Anita Pallenberg), Cocksucker Blues, Sympathy For The Devil aka One Plus One, most all Godard, the Cohen Brothers, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, The Celebration, Breaking The Waves- most all Dogme 95 films & Danish film-makers, french & german new wave, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, Harold and Maude, most all Film Noirs & campy 40's/50's60's horror and crazy-girl flicks, Notes On A Scandal, Volver, L.I.E, Buffalo 66, The Brown Bunny/Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Crimes & Misdemeanors/Manhattan/Annie Hall/Take the Money & Run/Zelig/The Sweet & Low Down the great W. Allen films, films of Bunuel, Crumb, American Splendor, High Tide- most Curtis Harrington, W.S.Burroughs and B. Gysin's home movies (hard to find), Drugstore Cowboy/ My Own Private Idaho/To Die For- most Gus Van Sant (except for like his last 3 or 4- what's going on man? what happened to the collaboration with Harmony Korine?), films of Todd Solondz, anything with Nico, Donnie Darko (dir.'s cut) , Jarhead, Constantine (despite Keanu, i think i've been in that hell realm once or twice) Secretary, Zodiac- anything really with Jake or Maggie Gyllenhaal, films of Jim Jarmusch,did i already say True Romance? Assassination of Richard Nixon, Hurly Burly, all the great J. Depp movies, Ed wood- films of Ed Wood/Bela Lugosi ...you get the idea- oh, and anything with thess uber-vixens... |
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Television:The Wire, Homicide, Northern Exposure, Twin Peaks, The Corner, Iron Chef (the only cool reality show ever)Tom and Jerry (the pre-talkie era, when there were some real psychedelic episodes)the Law and Order's are compulsively watchable although SUV drives me crazy sometimes with all the sex hysteria "oh my god, you were 17 and he was 20? he was taking advantage of you!" "but i love him!" "it's rape damn it! rape!" fucking stabler- just admit to Wong you wanna screw yr daughter already and get it off yr chest man, you'll feel better- CI with D'onofrio is priceless though- he knows everything! i love it- and eames, the watson to his sherlock- the original one died with jerry orbach (R.I.P)- and a bunch of cool shows that never made it for not being "cool." |
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Books:AUTHORS:haruki murakamidavid foster wallace james baldwin paul bowles, jane bowles william s. burroughs, billy burroughs jr. paul auster charles bukowski brion gysin kerouac jean genet kafak - dostoevsky - celine - hesse - grass jorge luis borges phillip roth j.r. ackerley tom wolfe j.m. coetzee greil marcus nick tosches, nick kent charles williams terry southern marcel proust susan sontag albert camus lester bangs antonin artaud anne sexton, virginia wolfe camil paglia, joan didion jonathan franzen, augusten burroughs graham greene j.d. salinger andre breton joseph conrad denton welch mailer, faulkner, fitzgerald, gore vidal kenneth anger- the "hollywood babylon" books yukio mishima djuna barnes victor bockris thomas de quincy sam shepard garcia marquez dr. donzo, ofcourse- check this out, really cool: |
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Heroes:William S. Burroughs - "The Cut-Ups"Add to My Profile | More Videos the many people who i've been lucky enough to have in my life over the last 11 years who have both changed it for better and for worse. the ones i've loved, who've swooped in always at my most vulnerable moments, and either picked me up or flat out saved my life (CRAIG)- from the tweeker ghost who showed me the future on a desolate san francisco street in 97, and to jerry garcia who's sacred heart has saved me a 1000 times. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | TheEndOfTheWorld |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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No Easter Bunny/Dirty Alter Gods/Walgreens & Marshmellows |
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| New song- others wil be posted, space between words is a pause, lyrics in parenthesis to be sung behind what they're paired with. OPEN to any/all comments, j... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST |
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EXCERPT FROM JOURNAL ENTRY 12,347. DATED 8/15/07 |
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| excerpt from journal entry 12,347. dated last night, 8/15/07.
but i am a shy little boy of 15. it's not that yr an old lady it's just that i don't know too much about S-E-X. all i know is that the bir... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST |
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RED RED RIFLE |
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| Red Red Rifle it does it what i need to but i don't wanna need you you don't make it easy to not need to i can't stop it when i need to i found it sitting strait up i hit it upside down, down it left ... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:25:00 PST |
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ALL THOSE LITTLE PILES |
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| the chorus was inspired by the book "kafka on the shore" by haruki murakami.
ALL THOSE LITTLE PILES
he don't feel the slightest twinge,no perfect pangs of nothingness.you cried a little, saying... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:22:00 PST |
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NEUTRON GUN POLICE |
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| "splitting atoms can make for a sticky situation. it really ought to require some scientific supervision. however, your insurance doesn't cover that."
the black box is on his head, delivering s... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:14:00 PST |
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IF GOD IS POOH BEAR |
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i might as well have thrown a screwdriver at you that time you had the splinter, right?that's what its like?
and i thought i should mention something about the cats here-
the cat s... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:36:00 PST |
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letters from john |
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| Eli,
If you get a chance to read a few recent amazon reviews it would be nice to hear some response
i.e. any different, for better or worse, in sickness or in health, in the prose than six months ago... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST |
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unfinished new song |
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| DANGER DORK FORCE, baby!...the begining of our first tune- and it's from me about you, i'll finish it tonight: she's a su-perior snowflake stormier than a red sun but i won't make you pick me up outsi... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:52:00 PST |
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Agent...and From The Dept. Of Homeland Security/File Under Interrogation Techniques |
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| AGENTS OF A CERTAIN AUTHORITY"Splitting atoms can make for a sticky situation. It really ought to require some scientific supervision. However,your insurance does... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST |
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Sick Puppy/Funhouse/ Ali G Interviews Me |
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| Sick Puppyeating me up inside. sick puppyit gnaws. it grinds my guts. chews my stomach up. whatta nightmare gila-monsters devour gunpowder on the desert floor ... Posted by TheBoyNamedCrow/aka LonelyPlanetBoy/aka Rififi on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST |
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~Lula in the Poppy Fields~, ~AVATARZAN~, ms.isms a.k.a aunty gail, Johnny Thunders, William S. Burroughs, Brion, KALLISTA, Cat, Meow Meow, Kathleen Hanna, sxip shirey, ms mia, Amanda Palmer, Haruki, Fassbinder, Reggie Watts, Una, Alex Chilton, Sonja Casablancas, Patti Plinko and her Boy, Franz Kafka, SPECULARTE, Beatrize, Kenneth Anger, Agoostus, henna dress, Jean Genet, stick-figure jessica, Miss Mary Macker, ZAZ ZETOUN MIND, Television, Rebecca Darlin, ((((( thierry tillier (23) ))), kill poet press, The Blessed Undead, METAL SANAZ, yesk, Paint It Black, kim dallesandro, Julie Christensen and Stone Cupid, MELITA MORGAN, Marissa Blood, no info, withoutwordswouldyouknow ?, mathilde, Mustafio, Ursula, eva eun-sil han, EUR~IDI~KA, LULA b, Sandy, FRAgile, *SIMONA*, Anna, The Death Head
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