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 Mike Honcho's Profile |
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Going The Distance |
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| Age: | 33 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | SHAWANO, Wisconsin |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 4" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Sep 20, 2008 (542 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I'm a Dead Sexy, 6'2 inch love Machine. Aspiring Racecar Driver that wins demolition derbies Because I Can't afford anything Else! but I Gonna Be In Full Effect On The Ice Dis Winter With Dat 91 Impala
Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com What kind of DIRT racecar should you be driving? Modified You drive a Modified. You are highly skilled and can tune your car. Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.com |
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My Interests |
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| Posing For Playgirl Magazine, Spreading My Buttcheeks wide open for the camera,Dressing up as a Fat Elvis Impersonator. | |
I'd like to meet:A Dead Sexy 5'4 44DD Love MachineRANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertime Name? Nicknames?: Otter slide Birth date?: none of your goddamn biznit Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: I Used To What are you wearing right now?: Assless Chaps Who do you live with?: My Mother Do you have any pets?: My Hand What's your favorite food?: Lard Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: 1.0 What's your major?: Sexology, Baby Is your room messy or clean right now?: My Moms Sez Clean it What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: Miller Lite What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: What Kind of Fucking Question Is That? How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: How do You Feel About Drinking Gasoline? If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: Fuck No How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: None Cause Im A Cop Killa What's your favorite clothing store?: Fashionable Male, Big And Fat Div. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: A Monkey, With a Hole in its Butt When was the last time you were on a diet?: 1965 Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: School? What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: Not To Die Before I Turn 45 What is your favorite type of fast food?: Church's Chicken Have you ever truly been in love?: Once, Till i Get Hungry Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: What You mean My Hand? What kind of car do you drive?: 2005 Kenworth T2000 Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: Tommy Bartlets Robot World What's your favorite holiday?: Martin Luther King Jr. Day What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: Dodgeball Dodgeball Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: The Hospital Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: ??????? Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: I Like To Dance Like Its 1999 How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: 75 It Did It All I Dropped My Chicken Drummy on the Floor And Had To Retrieve it Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: always Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: Parole officer Do you chew on the straw?: I Eat It What are you listening to right now?: Christian Rap What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: Tom Cruise When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: I Recieve "Male" All The Time What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: The Velcro Strap Kind What did you dress up as last Halloween?: A Horses Ass What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: Valvoline Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: My Palm What do you have on your bedroom walls?: Justin Timberlake Posters What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: Pooty Tang /I Love Chris Rock About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: No Friends What are you biggest peeves?: Hairy Urinals Are your parents still together?: Maybe What is your favorite color?: Shitstain Brown What sports did you play in high school?: Waterboy Are you a lover or a fighter?: Pitcher Do you read the Bible?: Fuck Yeah Do you like to go camping?: No, But I Ptich a Tent When I see Small Boys I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: Petfancy Do you keep a journal?: What's your favorite animal?: Jackass When is the last time you puked?: ? Have you ever broken any bones?: When a Fall I Break The Cement Can you drive a stick-shift car?: Dont Have a Car Who is your favorite actor/actress?: Leo Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: I Wears My Gold And Bling What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: crotchless Panties What cologne/perfume do you wear?: Ice Blue Aqua Velva Wal-Mart or Target?: Dollar General Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: A little Crush Earl What size bed do you have in your room?: King What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: Salad Are you more like your mom or your dad?: My Pops Do you floss your teeth?: What Teeth? Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: Mcdonalds How long was your longest relationship?: 1 Hour Why did it end?: ran Out of Money Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: Snoring Is For Pussies! Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: I Give Hugs Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: I Dont Have Teeth What is your main ring tone on your phone?: Rock The Casbah When is the last time you worked out?: Cant Remenber That Far Back Who is your favorite professional athlete?: Ron Jeremy When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: Sloppy Party Bottom Do you know how to sew?: About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: None Only Sweatpants Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: I Love The Bulldyke look Have you ever been to the stripclub?: Every Fri And Sat What was the last shot you took? When was this?: I Took A Pot Shot At Some one With My Colt 45 Last Week What are your bad habits?: Farting and Greasing My Shorts Have you ever been fired from a job?: all The Time What was the last live sporting event you attended?: Nascar Do you consider yourself to be religious?: Jesus christ yes Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: Every Time I Cant Shit When I Eat ALot Of Cheese Did you ever wear braces?: On My Legs Are you artistic/creative?: What kind of mood are you in right now?: Angry Jew What time is it?: Miller Time Take this survey | Find surveys Pimp My Profile |
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Music:I Love The New K-Fed Album, Old Skool Kenny Loggins, And Of Coarse, WHAM! Oh Yeah, Franky Goes TO Hollywood Also, Depeche Mode And Snoop Dogg Are Sweet, But Basically Anything New Wave or Techno Gets My Engine Running |
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Movies:Revenge Of THe Nerds Repeatedly, Talledaga Nights, All The Vacations, Deep Throat, Anything With Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Dick Rambone, John Holmes, Almost Any Kevin Smith Film. Favorite Of All Time Has Got TO Be Mall rats |
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Television:Spongebob Squarepants, Mythbusters(that red head chick is hot!) Rod Parsley, My Favorite Has Got To Be Them Ron Popeels Infomercials for RONCO. THE ROLLOFFS ARE COMIN BACK SOON BABY!!! |
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Books:The Mormon Bible, How To Gain 50 Pounds In 50 Days, Cooking With Lard, Making Gravy With Little Or No Money Down, And Mein Kempf By Germanys Very Own Adoplh "The Fonz" Hitler |
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Heroes:Buddy Christ, Mr. Bert Bacarat, Jimmy pop Ali, The Pepperidge Farm Guy, Colonel Sanders, Ronald Mcdonald, The Burger King, Taco John, Adolph "The Fonz" Hitler, And Bob Ross |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Parts Unknown |
| Religion: | Muslim |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Steering Wheel Holder |
| Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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My Ex Wife Is a Whore |
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| So, Ol' Mikey Is Headin Back To Take The Kids Back To Their Mother And When I Dropped Them Off The Bitch Was Covered In Hickies From Head To Toe!! Goddamned Slut Wears a Lowcut Shirt And y... Posted by Mike Honcho on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:25:00 PST |
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Rage, Continued.......... |
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| When I Last Left Y'all, I Was Taking An Otter Slide Down Alpine Valley Slopes. Well, I'm A Lazy S.O.B So All I Gots To Say Is FUCKING RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE IS THE BEST... Posted by Mike Honcho on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:59:00 PST |
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My" Rage" Experience |
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| It Was a Sunny Afternoon In Alpine Valley Aug. 24. Kelly And I Were Chillin' With Some Canooks And Anti -Bush People Grillin' Burgers And Drinkin' Beer. Just Grillin' And Chilli... Posted by Mike Honcho on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:59:00 PST |
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You Might Be A Truck Driver If....... |
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| 1. You Finish Every Sentence With Com'on!
2. Heaven Is a Shower With No Nut Hair In The Drain.
3. You can Take a Pee In a Pop Bottle While Doing 75 In an 18 Wheeler.
4. ... Posted by Mike Honcho on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST |
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West Virginia Welcome!!! |
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| It Was a Cold December Night In West Virginia On The I-8-1 Heading Southbound. I'm Just Drivin' My Rig Minding My Own Biznit When I Notice This Truck ( Ford F 150) Runnin' Pace... Posted by Mike Honcho on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST |
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Go Karting With Sista's |
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| Well, Let Me Tell You All A Little Something about Gokarting With Mr. Mike Honcho, There is Never a Dull Moment! Oh Yeah It All Started Out Just Fine. We Got Rolling And I Was... Posted by Mike Honcho on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST |
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Watching Happy feet |
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| So I Take My Kids To see Happy feet At This Ghetto Movie Theatre In South central Shawano called the Cresent Pitcher Show And When We Sit Down These 2 Fucking Animals Start Smoking Right in fron... Posted by Mike Honcho on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST |
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Chronicles Of A Supertrucker |
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| Last Week I Popped the Clutch, Gave The Tranny a Spin and Slid On into Tony's House O Bondage And Fried Chicken Rotisere' And Had Services Rendered. I Se... Posted by Mike Honcho on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Dark Child Yeah., *ANDREA*, Tommy Bartlett, Cody..., Sarah, Joe, ~CC-BEAR~, Susan, Ron and Fez, bobogolem is gonna go play harmonica in Mesquite, Jodi Likes Kittens!, [><]NICK DA HICK#14x[><], East Side Dave, 'Lin~Z', Collin
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