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Kitty_Kat

Kitty_Kat's Profile

Age: 25 years old
Sex: Male
Location: , California
Country: United States United States
Height: 0' 7"
BodyType: More to love!
Last Login: Apr 9, 2009 (269 days back)
I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking.
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About Me

I am a good cat. Dirty, fat & lazy but damnit I'm a good damn cat. I enjoy a beer or 8 on a weekend. I drink wine during the week. I get drunk a lot. Sometimes I smoke. I will often quit smoking for several months at a time cuz I really don't like it. But then for some dumb reason I pick it up again. I don't care. If I could find a girl who was worth half a terd I would quit if she wanted me to. I am the slickest feline on the block I tell ya. I don't cheat my girlfriends but if they're not my girlfriend all is fair game. It's not my fault if the dumb bitches fall for my the badass. I got a little extra meat but damn I look good. Even though I can be an incredible lush and do retarded things, I'm a frickin genious. I don't bullshit while at work - I get things done. I don't give a crap if someone judges me before they know me - it's their loss and hell, i judge those who prejudge others - they're just a bunch of sad-asses who gotta put up a blockaid up against others cuz they're scared or something stupid. Get the fuck over yourself the world is full of interesting people, who gives a shit if the first time you happened to run into someone they were puking on the curbside? Don't frickin speculate there could've been a damn good reason for it! Like a hairball or something! I am financially stable. I know how to save money I'm not a frickin moron. I am driven. I own a lot of stuff, and want to own more, like buildings and stuff, maybe the world. Education is power. Closed doors are shit. And there's no good reason for a loose end.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A feline who doesn't cry all the damn time, and doesn't need to talk about her damn feelings day in and day out. Sure I understand if you bitches need to do this crap once in a while - but when it escalates to the drama queen level then be warned you're going to get cut the fuck off quick. If you caught your damn boyfriend talking on the phone with an ex about the gym or something get the fuck over it. I have friends. You have friends. I probably won't like some of your friends but guess what? They're your problem to deal with so I don't care if you hang out with the dumb bitches. So stay the hell off my case about my friends. A cat who doesn't get all covert about running into people and the crap they do. Just say it! If you ran into an ex at a grocery store and he bought your groceries because the debt reader was down and you ended up talking for an hour over lunch - don't tell me that you were caught up in fucking traffic. Don't you think that the real story is a little bit better to hear than having one of the guys come up and be like "Yo I saw that wench of yours hiding under an umbrella with some punk in a striped suite sippin on martinis"? Seriously, I'm a grown ass man don't protect my fucking feelings. Be real I don't deal with the fake shit.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
SexualOrientation: Not Sure
Religion: Scientologist
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Children: Undecided
Education: Post grad
Occupation: Stunt Cat
Income: $250,000 and Higher

My Blog

One Small Vote for One Big Fan!

Hey ya'll! First and foremost EVERY SINGLE ARTIST/BAND on here I truly support and love! I am a real fan; I act accordingly and really appreciate all your talent! I keep all my favorite bands on this ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 06:36:00 GMT

Some Funnies!!

Q: What color is a happy cat?A: Purrrple.Q: How do you get milk from a cat?A: Steal its saucer.Q: What do you call someone who steals cats?A: A purr-snatcher.Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry c...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 12:50:00 GMT

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